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SamuelLCompassion t1_j7ijr1j wrote

> "In this researcher's assessment, given the step length and stride length of the prints, the lack of any identifiable shoe tread in the prints themselves, the chronological context of the track find, and its congruence to other bigfoot tracks found elsewhere, strongly suggests that the tracks are not human in origin but bigfoot in nature," BFRO wrote.

Wait, footprints with no treads? That’s obviously a bigfoot.

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ThePopeJones t1_j7iplt9 wrote

My friends and I made fake feet I could slip on like flip flops. I'm 6''6", so I've got a long stride as it is, and if I do this weird hopping thing I can spread the tracks out really far. On top of that I'd carry one of my other buddies piggyback style to make the prints sink in good.

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SamuelLCompassion t1_j7iq9zy wrote

I feel weird about being the one to break this news to you, but… you’re a Sasquatch.

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Monte2903 t1_j7iwfj9 wrote

I work at a "haunted" mental asylum. Ill occasionally write "Get Out" on the basement walls with red berries (these ones don't stain the wall)

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GiGaBYTEme90 t1_j7ipjiy wrote

The footprints were big

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Thisfuckingwebsite t1_j7j1qdc wrote

:processing:

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JustVern t1_j7jeygg wrote

So, the Shaquille O'Neal went walking barefoot through the snow??

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RanchAndGreaseFlavor t1_j7m9i0y wrote

Sorry guys, it was me. I was camping and got the bubble guts after eating fried squirrel and hurried far away from my tent before having mud butt capable of clogging any normal commode against a tree. It was fortunate I avoided the swamp ass. With a dump that large, you know I’m the real deal.

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littlereptile t1_j7j7cb1 wrote

My friends and I live in Indiana, and we were joking about it today. There weren't treads in the tracks because the snow had melted...

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cyvaquero t1_j7kmjwz wrote

"Bigger than a breadbox" was how bigfoot tracks were described by the Centre Daily Times when some tracks were found in the area in the 80s. My classmate swears the snow shoes they used to do it weren't that big.

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greentea1985 t1_j7lgt4k wrote

I guess they are trying to claim it was a large print that looked like a shoe but no treads. That really isn’t the best argument. Shit like moccasins exist.

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0gv0n t1_j7lwuow wrote

I believe in bigfoot. I don't believe in moccasins. I'm not that gullible.

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