Submitted by snowypotato t3_11zpkov in Showerthoughts
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Liesmyteachertoldme t1_jddh41k wrote
Yeah, according to this logic cows aren’t made of meat.
Unl0vableDarkness t1_jddhd2b wrote
I dunno, I remember when I was following a vegetarian diet, I became made out of broccoli. Had to quit though cos the rain washed me away and birds started eating me.
Once I started eating chicken again I no longer had this problem and I was no longer green in colour.
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AxialGem t1_jddggbm wrote
Ah, the first law of r/showerthoughts
Almost every showerthought with "technically" in the title is not technically very true :p