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Ah, the first law of r/showerthoughts

Almost every showerthought with "technically" in the title is not technically very true :p

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Yeah, according to this logic cows aren’t made of meat.

I dunno, I remember when I was following a vegetarian diet, I became made out of broccoli. Had to quit though cos the rain washed me away and birds started eating me.

Once I started eating chicken again I no longer had this problem and I was no longer green in colour.

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