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Mahgenetics t1_ja2uet9 wrote

Or monopoly

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ABob71 t1_ja33jtu wrote

or running from a bear

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jepensedoucjsuis t1_ja3f16h wrote

I just need to briskly walk for 2-3 minutes. My wife will decide she'd rather get eaten by the bear and stop running.

That's why I never bought bear spray.

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GuerrillaChicken t1_ja3yk5r wrote

Look at me in my eyes and believe me... If you blue shell me one more time I'm divorcing your ass

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DevAstral t1_ja47l5a wrote

Once, my wife was playing 200cc trying to get all gold trophies.

She got blue shelled 10m from the finish line just like in the memes, and proceeded to jump up on the couch screaming “SUCK MY HAIRY DIIIIICK”.

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