Submitted by Samwise2512 t3_xsu69k in UpliftingNews
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[deleted] t1_iqnereo wrote
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goosebattle t1_iqnqehz wrote
Back off. It's protected.
Donut_Whole t1_iqoyi9y wrote
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Chyvalri t1_iqn8gkn wrote
r/beatmetoit
[deleted] t1_iqnkitw wrote
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[deleted] t1_iqnsp4o wrote
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jacquesrabbit t1_iqmqkw8 wrote
Two beavers are better than one
Bolter_NL t1_iqnaw07 wrote
Did you know each beaver can take up as much as 10 inches of wood every day?
criticalpwnage t1_iqng4tb wrote
Sound like they have something in common with your mom
AduroTri t1_iqol7v1 wrote
However, Cartman's mom can take 100+ inches of wood a day.
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 t1_iqngd2m wrote
Woosh
criticalpwnage t1_iqngg8p wrote
I got the joke my dude
tepkel t1_iqo95x7 wrote
Did you woosh yourself on the meaning of woosh??
Verathus t1_iqo18iw wrote
Because beaver favorite food is wood !
lobroblaw t1_iqnz1os wrote
Dam
ProfessorFunky t1_iqovp5q wrote
Really no surprise. Since Brexit the influx of Eurasian beaver has been much slower, so makes sense to ensure the beaver stock is protected.
nirurin t1_iqmn6qn wrote
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
Papertache t1_iqnq5ow wrote
This clueless Brit (me) had no idea we had beavers in England.
magical_elf t1_iqo73k1 wrote
They were extinct in the UK (we hunted them for fur), but they're being selectively reintroduced. Loads of them in Scotland (they escaped into the wild from companies farming them), but they have some in the Forest of Dean and Norfolk, amongst other places.
obinice_khenbli t1_iqo7h9z wrote
Awesome, so when can I start hunting them to make socks?
magical_elf t1_iqoa9x5 wrote
Given that they're now legally protected... never
WorldlinessOne939 t1_isr7fpp wrote
Just wait for it. They are a prodigious little fuckers that don't play well with human infrastructure. Once they reach a certain level there will have to be management in certain areas or they will damn every culvert and small bridge on the island.
sirtalen t1_iqnrzhy wrote
Neither did I
Baggytrousers27 t1_iqnz6bx wrote
Need to take better care of your beaver.
RosemaryFocaccia t1_iqqzpih wrote
https://www.rspb.org.uk/our-work/policy-insight/species/beaver-reintroduction-in-the-uk/
>The Eurasian beaver is native to Britain and used to be widespread in England, Wales and Scotland, but was never known from Ireland.
>They became extinct in the 16th century, mainly because of hunting for their fur, meat and 'castoreum', a secretion used in perfumes, food and medicine.
>In Scotland, there are currently two populations of beavers. In Argyll, where the successful Scottish Beaver Trial ran from 2009-2014, a small population continues with help from some further licenced releases. In the east of Scotland there is an expanding population of beavers, from unauthorised escapes or releases from captivity, which currently inhabits the Tay and Forth catchments.
Samwise2512 OP t1_iqofcg9 wrote
I'm well aware of that thanks. This concerns them being designated as a protected species, which gives them a more secure future, while paving the way to further reintroductions in the wild.
Papertache t1_iqpy48f wrote
I've just reread what I wrote and I do apologise! I meant that I'm the clueless Brit. Editing now.
Samwise2512 OP t1_iqqbttw wrote
Ah I got the wrong end of the stick there, apologies, we're all good! :)
Misabi t1_iqovbn3 wrote
Don't take offense. I'm pretty sure The person you're replying to was referring to themself as the "clueless Brit".
Samwise2512 OP t1_iqqbw2n wrote
Ah yes, I can see that now, occasionally one gets the wrong end of the stick on the internet..
dillrepair t1_iqn51mr wrote
Always protect the beaver.
escrowbanker t1_iqo21z4 wrote
Shave the beaver!!
Edit: *Save
spotpea t1_iqn9tdq wrote
My Asian Beaver specifically, or all of them?
Sariel007 t1_iqn1han wrote
Eager: The Surprising, Secret Life of Beavers and Why They Matter by Ben Goldfarb is a great read and highlights how important beavers are for the local ecology.
MintyHippo21 t1_iqnj4m2 wrote
Reading this book right now and it is so damn good! It has increased my adoration for beavers to unforseen levels. I love those little goobers so much.
Sariel007 t1_iqnkebu wrote
I've never had issues with them but grew up in a rural area where they are mostly regarded as a pest. This book made me a beaver believer!
MrsPeacock_was_a_man t1_iqmsmof wrote
r/yourasianbeaver going to get a lot of traffic today based on this uplifting news.
jab9k3 t1_iqnbz6i wrote
Ahh yes the coveted Asian beaver.
gyoza74 t1_iqndwcr wrote
Bring back the beavers in the USA! They solve so many of our problems!
lolfactor1000 t1_iqnybp5 wrote
I only found out recently that they help forests recover more quickly from fires and provide key marshlands that many species need access to
diamond t1_iqnpn2v wrote
Headline writers:
"Man, work is boring today. Not a single story from NASA about a Mission to Uranus."
"I think I've got something for you..."
dewayneestes t1_iqn15yn wrote
r/titleporn
notahouseflipper t1_iqn5quf wrote
“Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver tonight.” - Mrs. Cleaver
nburns1825 t1_iqnsggx wrote
PROTECT THE BEAVER AT ALL COSTS
AnotherUnknownNobody t1_iqn9fme wrote
As a hapa - shout out to my eurasian Seoul Brother!
Canadian_mk11 t1_iqnhkhm wrote
R/whenthejokewritesitself
guerrillagorila t1_iqnbs7z wrote
Get eurass back to eurasia
MeatSafeMurderer t1_iqnwqlc wrote
But what about the oceanian beaver?
hoopparrr759 t1_iqo48q9 wrote
Came here for the comments, was not disappointed.
RisenSecond t1_iqmvp5g wrote
Sco beavs!
Heliolord t1_iqnr2ys wrote
OP's mother can finally come out of hiding.
nothing_911 t1_iqnxukq wrote
i thought that the beavers were wiped out in the 1800's.
Isn't that why Canada is a Clothing company disguised as a country.
Rabidsenses t1_iqoro3e wrote
In fairness, it certainly used to be.
Gingersnap5322 t1_iqo312s wrote
“Look man just because it’s a thing now doesn’t mean you gotta follow me everywhere” ~ Beaver
“Sorry sir, Kings orders I must legally protect you till death” ~ Royal Gaurd
VlcMackey t1_iqo55su wrote
Whose Asian beaver?
roygbiv-it t1_iqo5wup wrote
I like Eurasian beaver....pairs well with Pinot Noir.
AdParking2320 t1_iqogvi2 wrote
Nice beaver
tblazertn t1_iqq1eco wrote
Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
thethunder92 t1_iqot64t wrote
I thought beavers were our thing 🇨🇦
SqueakyTheCat t1_iqqbg9u wrote
Hehehe huhuuhhuuhhh. Beaver control. Hmph huhuhhh.
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snap_shot t1_iqnl38l wrote
Nice.
night-shark t1_iqnobdj wrote
I feel like Jeremy Clarkson will have something to say about this...
Nota_Dr t1_iqodtmc wrote
might as well. The other beaver in England isn’t great.
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JesusLuvsMeYdontU t1_iqqjwee wrote
great. all those china vaginas are safe now
dancingsteveburns t1_iqqrc7u wrote
DieOnYourFeat t1_iqsge60 wrote
How do you know my Beaver is Asian and why would it need legal protection in england?
-FoeHammer t1_iqu88k5 wrote
That's amazing. I love Eurasian beaver!
Flashy_Ice2460 t1_iqmbcd2 wrote
Wow, same as all that ancient artwork.
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Man-Swine t1_iqoaomg wrote
These rascals will cost the tax payer millions in damages. They are cute though.
Samwise2512 OP t1_iqog4ap wrote
They certainly won't cost millions if they are proactively managed. And any costs need to be factored against the considerable value of the ecosystem services they provide such as buffering against flooding, droughts and wildfires, enhancing biodiversity and with that ecological resilience, recharging aquifers, carbon sequestration, filtering agricultural fertilisers entering waterways, etc.
FartingBob t1_iqmosx7 wrote
I love beaver!