Officer: What do you mean you can't remove it?

Human: Don't you people have lessons on human ana--? Ugh! It's a part of me, okay!

Officer: Even still, we can't let you into the warp gate with that container without allowing us examine its contents.

Human: Here? Really, I'm going to miss my portal!

Officer: Yes

Human: You'll have to cut me open, in that case!

Officer: Is that a threat, human?

Human: No! I mean, my stomach is literally part of my biology. I was born with it. It's filled with acid because it turns our food into energy!

Officer: Humans are not a first-order species. You do not have the capability to turn matter into energy.

Human: Grr, that's not what I meant! The food enters the stomach and melts it down, then we use that as fuel. Please tell me you know what an engine is?

Officer: What does a machine have to do with this?

Human: Gahds flippin' fuckin'!!! The stomach is our engine! It's a biological engine and we will die if you remove it from our body!

Officer: We still can't let you through the warp gate with such acid hiding in your body, I'm afraid we'll have to confiscate it.

Human: Arrrghh!! Did you not hear anything I just said?!

Officer: Calm down, we will resolve this in an orderly manner. Our technician will be here shortly to examine you to determine the best course of action.

Human: You fucking--!!! Mmmmmm!!!! Haaaaaaa....

Technician: I'm here, what did you want to-- you're a moron, Officer.

Officer: Our scanner reported that this human was hiding a dangerous substance within his body, being found carrying it is a violation of intergalactic law.

Technician: Humans are exempt from this law, you idiot. They're a third-order species that still relies on biological functions for survival. This is Galactic Species Biology 101, everyone knows it.

Officer: So are you going to remove the substance from him or not?

Technician: Good job changing the subject. No. Here, human, some medicine to dilute your stomach acid. I'm surprised you didn't take any before going into the gate, it's a requirement for your species to be allowed in here.

Human: Sorry, I was so tired that I forgot.

Technician: Well, don't forget next time. Oh, and your warp gate's closed.

Human: WHAT?! FUCK!