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sennordelasmoscas t1_jcmhq00 wrote

H - "Fuck you! That's against the rules!"

DL - "Rules? What rule exactly?"

Thief - "Fairly sure there has to be a rule against it"

DL - "Bullshit, I read all the books, there isn't a rule against it"

Bowoman - "Because it's obvious that the sword is meant to be get by the hero"

DL - "The wording is it is said that this sword will only be put out of the rock by the hero of the era , it is said that , that it is said that means that is only a legend, and besides I didn't pull it out I merely broke the stone"

Archpriest - "This is why I didn't want him to play with us, I knew that he will put out something like this"

DL - "Sorry lil bro, is not my fault I'm in another league"

Henchman - "Honestly I'm just glad am not the narrator for once"

H - "When did this even happen?"

Narrator - "Let me see... About 3 sessions ago"

Mercenary - "Wait! Hold on! We had have Eclipse for 3 sessions!? Why didn't you tell us!"

DL - "It would ruin the surprise"

M - "Dude! I almost die last session!"

Animal Shifter - "Haha, yeah, I wrecked you"

Vampire - "Wait... That's why I have been getting passive debuffs since we came back from Maloran!"

Huntress - "When did y'all go to Maloran!? Even if we can't know what you do on your side of the table surely we would have noticed your absence!"

DL - "Great way to reveal to them we had play without them"

Annoyed growls all around

H - "You have been playing without us!?"

V - "Not... a lot"

DL - "Whose house is this again? Who bought all the things again?"

AP - "When did you even played!? I also live here!"

DL - "One night while you were trying and failing to get laid"

AP - "Fuck you"

BW - "I think is fair that we at least know what else did you did then"

V - "Well..."

DL - "We started the construction of a railroad to mobilize our troops"

HT - "It's- It's the 900s"

DL - "There has been steam engines ever since the minus 400s, we merely found a manuscript and saw its potential"

T - "That has to be cheating"

DL - "No rules against it"

N - "They also send a voyage to Emu"

H - "What- To the serpent continent!?"

DL - "It'll be a waist not to try to get the Silver Fangs"

AS - "Dude, that combined with the Rainbow Butterflies you got last time would be so overpowered it wouldn't even be fun"

DL - "It'll be fun to me"

H - "We need to stop that, I won't be fighting an army of half ghosts half voodoo zombies half snakes half golems"

DL - "And remember I have that railroad, so it'll be massive"

HT - "Why did you even let this happen?"

N - "He gave me chocolate"

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