sennordelasmoscas t1_jcmhq00 wrote
H - "Fuck you! That's against the rules!"
DL - "Rules? What rule exactly?"
Thief - "Fairly sure there has to be a rule against it"
DL - "Bullshit, I read all the books, there isn't a rule against it"
Bowoman - "Because it's obvious that the sword is meant to be get by the hero"
DL - "The wording is it is said that this sword will only be put out of the rock by the hero of the era , it is said that , that it is said that means that is only a legend, and besides I didn't pull it out I merely broke the stone"
Archpriest - "This is why I didn't want him to play with us, I knew that he will put out something like this"
DL - "Sorry lil bro, is not my fault I'm in another league"
Henchman - "Honestly I'm just glad am not the narrator for once"
H - "When did this even happen?"
Narrator - "Let me see... About 3 sessions ago"
Mercenary - "Wait! Hold on! We had have Eclipse for 3 sessions!? Why didn't you tell us!"
DL - "It would ruin the surprise"
M - "Dude! I almost die last session!"
Animal Shifter - "Haha, yeah, I wrecked you"
Vampire - "Wait... That's why I have been getting passive debuffs since we came back from Maloran!"
Huntress - "When did y'all go to Maloran!? Even if we can't know what you do on your side of the table surely we would have noticed your absence!"
DL - "Great way to reveal to them we had play without them"
Annoyed growls all around
H - "You have been playing without us!?"
V - "Not... a lot"
DL - "Whose house is this again? Who bought all the things again?"
AP - "When did you even played!? I also live here!"
DL - "One night while you were trying and failing to get laid"
AP - "Fuck you"
BW - "I think is fair that we at least know what else did you did then"
V - "Well..."
DL - "We started the construction of a railroad to mobilize our troops"
HT - "It's- It's the 900s"
DL - "There has been steam engines ever since the minus 400s, we merely found a manuscript and saw its potential"
T - "That has to be cheating"
DL - "No rules against it"
N - "They also send a voyage to Emu"
H - "What- To the serpent continent!?"
DL - "It'll be a waist not to try to get the Silver Fangs"
AS - "Dude, that combined with the Rainbow Butterflies you got last time would be so overpowered it wouldn't even be fun"
DL - "It'll be fun to me"
H - "We need to stop that, I won't be fighting an army of half ghosts half voodoo zombies half snakes half golems"
DL - "And remember I have that railroad, so it'll be massive"
HT - "Why did you even let this happen?"
N - "He gave me chocolate"
dragon6784 t1_jcnlifj wrote
Dnd story. Nice!
Zagreus7777 t1_jcoti8p wrote
"He gave me chocolate" lmaoooo
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