sennordelasmoscas

sennordelasmoscas t1_jcmhq00 wrote

Reply to [WP]"you are not worthy! How did you get the sword out of the stone!?", The hero says, astonished. "3 men and pickaxes.", Answers the Dark Lord. by PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES

H - "Fuck you! That's against the rules!"

DL - "Rules? What rule exactly?"

Thief - "Fairly sure there has to be a rule against it"

DL - "Bullshit, I read all the books, there isn't a rule against it"

Bowoman - "Because it's obvious that the sword is meant to be get by the hero"

DL - "The wording is it is said that this sword will only be put out of the rock by the hero of the era , it is said that , that it is said that means that is only a legend, and besides I didn't pull it out I merely broke the stone"

Archpriest - "This is why I didn't want him to play with us, I knew that he will put out something like this"

DL - "Sorry lil bro, is not my fault I'm in another league"

Henchman - "Honestly I'm just glad am not the narrator for once"

H - "When did this even happen?"

Narrator - "Let me see... About 3 sessions ago"

Mercenary - "Wait! Hold on! We had have Eclipse for 3 sessions!? Why didn't you tell us!"

DL - "It would ruin the surprise"

M - "Dude! I almost die last session!"

Animal Shifter - "Haha, yeah, I wrecked you"

Vampire - "Wait... That's why I have been getting passive debuffs since we came back from Maloran!"

Huntress - "When did y'all go to Maloran!? Even if we can't know what you do on your side of the table surely we would have noticed your absence!"

DL - "Great way to reveal to them we had play without them"

Annoyed growls all around

H - "You have been playing without us!?"

V - "Not... a lot"

DL - "Whose house is this again? Who bought all the things again?"

AP - "When did you even played!? I also live here!"

DL - "One night while you were trying and failing to get laid"

AP - "Fuck you"

BW - "I think is fair that we at least know what else did you did then"

V - "Well..."

DL - "We started the construction of a railroad to mobilize our troops"

HT - "It's- It's the 900s"

DL - "There has been steam engines ever since the minus 400s, we merely found a manuscript and saw its potential"

T - "That has to be cheating"

DL - "No rules against it"

N - "They also send a voyage to Emu"

H - "What- To the serpent continent!?"

DL - "It'll be a waist not to try to get the Silver Fangs"

AS - "Dude, that combined with the Rainbow Butterflies you got last time would be so overpowered it wouldn't even be fun"

DL - "It'll be fun to me"

H - "We need to stop that, I won't be fighting an army of half ghosts half voodoo zombies half snakes half golems"

DL - "And remember I have that railroad, so it'll be massive"

HT - "Why did you even let this happen?"

N - "He gave me chocolate"

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sennordelasmoscas t1_ja5cyf4 wrote

Reply to [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV

"Why tf are you a gorilla!?"

"Gorilla"

"I don't understand, is it because of strength!?"

"Gorilla"

"Is it because you're secretly a furry"

Arms crossed "Gorilla"

"Can you even talk normally?"

Thumbs up "Gorilla"

"Are you memeing right now?"

Finger guns "Gorilla"

"Omg, is that it?"

Nods "Gorilla"

"What species even is it?"

"Gorilla gorilla"

"But what gorilla exactly?"

A bit offended "Gorilla gorilla"

"Oh wait, is silverback, right? The one which is literally gorilla gorilla"

Happy "Gorilla"

"Won't this make the travel way to inconvenient"

Shrugs "Gorilla"

"You just will not speak normal again, will you"

Shakes head side to side "Gorilla"

"Did you also change your penis size to adjust to your new body?"

"Oh fuck"

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