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Das1tMane OP t1_j1nh12t wrote
Still trying to understand my feelings. I’m from Memphis originally so it’s not all new.
superdreamcast64 t1_j1nkxfp wrote
smh got hit with the Reverse Santa
punfire t1_j1nma5o wrote
This is the work of the grinch
mjpenslitbooksgalore t1_j1nni5s wrote
Why didn’t they dress up as the grinch instead. Much more believable
dizzy_centrifuge t1_j1nnj0s wrote
Was in Memphis last December. I'd never been and was shocked how it was a complete ghost town. One of my first thoughts is that's what Baltimore will be in a decade with the way things have been headed
Das1tMane OP t1_j1nnnf3 wrote
Yeah this year was wild down there. Power outage, rolling blackouts, and a boil water advisory. Maybe I lucked out this year when all I have to worry about is Santa stealing Amazon packages
NaHbruhman t1_j1nnu3p wrote
He that giveth, taketh away.
Das1tMane OP t1_j1nnxdv wrote
I guess he thought he could fool people into thinking he was delivering.
3D chess
sxswnxnw t1_j1nofor wrote
Is this real or staged? I am skeptical.
michfoof t1_j1nowh8 wrote
Maybe his naughty list just got updated.
Tps4848 t1_j1noxex wrote
I feel like this is my old block 😂😂😂
Das1tMane OP t1_j1npoth wrote
An update says he was caught and the packages were returned but I can’t be certain.
DocKosmosis t1_j1npt9a wrote
Blame people, not the city. Put enough bodies on top of each other one of thems bound to be an asshole
Electrical_Appeal_21 t1_j1nqz3o wrote
A city is its people. People are overwhelmingly rude and inconsiderate here. You can stay. I’ll be gone soon. Enjoy.
DocKosmosis t1_j1nr1ci wrote
Good riddance
Electrical_Appeal_21 t1_j1nr838 wrote
Indeed. Because people like me are committing crimes and being rude to others. You’re right; I’m wrong. Good riddance. Merry Christmas, dear!
Das1tMane OP t1_j1nu4kg wrote
Imagine getting your presents repo’d
exrexnotex t1_j1nyrmg wrote
It's f*d up and funny at the same time.
GrittyMcGrittyface t1_j1nyxcv wrote
You're a mean one, Mr Fucking Asshole
instantcoffee69 t1_j1o0bz7 wrote
Anyone want to tell this smooth brain that package theft happens everywhere.
Fuck off Jafar. If you think package theft from a Grinch is wrecking your world, you're in for a rude awakening where ever you end up next.
Some people aren't cut out for city life.
Electrical_Appeal_21 t1_j1o328l wrote
Yep….you’re right and I’m wrong. Thank you for the advice. Merry Christmas, dear!
Ryleebirdee t1_j1o4bae wrote
The fact that he didn’t dress up as the grinch really pisses me off smh
octosquink t1_j1o4lxl wrote
TheWakened t1_j1o5z82 wrote
Nespot-despot t1_j1o6wvq wrote
It’s also a perfect face-hiding disguise. Ya gotta admit the guy is thinking ahead.
Das1tMane OP t1_j1o6z30 wrote
I think he lasted less than an hour lol
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sxswnxnw t1_j1oalnr wrote
A black Santa your first Christmas in Baltimore shows up on your stoop Christmas Eve or Day, which falls on a Saturday and Sunday, and it also happens to be possibly the coldest Christmas on record, and steals packages left by a Christmas delivery person I presume... and not only do you get the packages back, the thief is caught? Like. That's a lot lining up perfectly, I guess.
Das1tMane OP t1_j1oatow wrote
Not my stoop, just relaying information from the ring app.
That being said, I do love a good Christmas conspiracy.
Timid_Teacher t1_j1obrc6 wrote
Wouldn't the Grinch hide your face too? Especially if you had the whole face paint and beard. Obviously both characters make this person a crappy person, but I feel like the Grinch could have been just as covert.
Timid_Teacher t1_j1oc3s6 wrote
Hmmm...source? /s
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dajuice21122 t1_j1oftal wrote
I’m guessing that this asshole didn’t give a damn thing
mrglumdaddy t1_j1og3uk wrote
Yes I can’t possibly imagine why anyone would be rude to this person who seems to be nothing but a shining ray of light and positivity
Nespot-despot t1_j1ok4bu wrote
Nespot-despot t1_j1ok6ri wrote
But more attention-catching /less common. And no implied good vibes
Das1tMane OP t1_j1okx2s wrote
Apprehension according to the ring app
Y2ff t1_j1ost80 wrote
Baltimore santa be like: My bag is empty, I came here to fill it
bitesizeboy t1_j1owkdb wrote
“Mommy, why is Santa getting his ass beat?”
huckleberryrose t1_j1ox3sy wrote
Have you always lived in Baltimore? It literally doesn't happen everywhere. There's a big world outside of the east coast people lmao.
rental_car_fast t1_j1p1ndy wrote
sxswnxnw t1_j1pmvcx wrote
Yeah, not much confidence in the "it was on the app, so..." explanation. 🥴
Timid_Teacher t1_j1pyhsf wrote
Good point.
Das1tMane OP t1_j1pzb7r wrote
What a strange thing to be so concerned about.
Just saw this on Neighbors: https://neighbors.ring.com/n/O3LmBXKFnZ
AdHaunting1654 t1_j1q4r81 wrote
Yep, definitely a Baltimore Santa
Emerald_Pancakes t1_j1q5b6t wrote
We haven't had rolling blackouts or power outages, but we have had boil water advisories, and we get hit with the flooding and sink holes which, literally, washes our streets away.
magnoliabluebonnet t1_j1qcqqw wrote
I'm just gonna say package theft seems to be a countrywide issue. I'm home visiting my family in a Texas exurb and they have a problem with people stealing packages too. Not many people even live in this town and yet people still go around stealing shit.
throwaway37865 t1_j1qkift wrote
It’s real. It was on my neighbor ring cam too. He got caught within 15 minutes because he was on several peoples cams and obv the police can find someone dressed as Santa pretty quickly
mousemarie94 t1_j1qkuw8 wrote
...lmao tell my friend in bumfuck Texas they didn't get their packages stolen the other week. Go on, tell them.
Stop being a dense turkey sausage.
Artuistic_Caramel t1_j1r6xy5 wrote
Took us a while after moving here, it grows on you
Funny-Bread6634 t1_j1r86m0 wrote
surprised? Baltimore is a fucking shithole and should sink into the ocean
StinkRod t1_j1uj9hv wrote
What a hot take from 1990.
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old_at_heart t1_j1vi3mv wrote
The anti-Santy
old_at_heart t1_j1vi7ey wrote
Maybe filming another John Waters movie?
Electrical_Appeal_21 t1_j1ngwdd wrote
This city is trash.