Ravernel t1_j7ghgga wrote
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And whenever you hear any suspicious weird sounds in the night you always definitely know its source :D
MyDickIsAdequate t1_j7h7t2x wrote
My issue with this is you get so used to cats that your defenses are down so the next time you feel a weight in your bed behind you and you look to see your cat at your window, what do you do?
warmachine237 t1_j7h8z3m wrote
Thats why you never get one cat. Have a bunch of them. That way youre more likely to not see all of them in your vision and can safely assume its just another cat on the bed.
NoCopyrightRadio t1_j7her22 wrote
Yeah and the demon will just leave after feeling ignored, works for me everytime
Glum_Reference_2753 t1_j7jbv91 wrote
Or you squeeze it so tight and give it kisses it runs away from you, annoyed
MyDickIsAdequate t1_j7kiy3b wrote
Build an army.
OhLookACastle t1_j7i2hun wrote
Nope, because kitty starts freaking out first, guaranteed. Half the time I follow kitty’s lead when we hear a funny noise or see a funny shadow. She’s the paranoid one, not me.
Sassyfracas t1_j7ixx0b wrote
treat it like a cat
MyDickIsAdequate t1_j7nyek2 wrote
Lol so scritch it's chubby lil cheeks
Sassyfracas t1_j7qfgbx wrote
yissssssss
Lambchoptopus t1_j7hfhp0 wrote
I assume it's my other cat.
Affectionate_Bid2880 t1_j7if9bi wrote
Except when you pull yourself out of sleep paralysis (after feeling your cat jump on the bed and climb on your chest) and your cat is downstairs 😨
ScorchReaper062 t1_j7jvfqk wrote
This is why you put the litterbox in your room too.
Me and my cats have the dankest silent but deadlies, being a ghost here means having to put up with awful smells all the time. You'd have better luck haunting a sewage dump.
MELLMAO t1_j7hhgms wrote
My boyfriend heard someone walking downstairs at 5 am when he was sleeping over, I told him it was just the dog, not to bother me. The dog was actually in the yard most of the night LOL oopsie
Illinois_Yooper t1_j7izgda wrote
As long as you don't mind randomly getting punched in the face while you're sleeping
Glum_Reference_2753 t1_j7jc1kp wrote
Or scratched
xelle24 t1_j7j2m9z wrote
Some years ago one Memorial Day weekend I was in bed not long after midnight and heard what I thought was my two cats bouncing around making noise downstairs. When I heard a loud sound like "fwhoomp" I realized that it wasn't the cats, so I got up and when I stepped into the hallway (my bedroom is at the back of the house), I could see a bright, flickering orange light from the front windows.
I ran downstairs and looked out the first floor front windows to see that the house across the street was on fire.
Long story short, everyone in the house got out safely, the house had to be torn down mainly due to water damage from the firefighters putting out the fire, and the verdict was that the fire started in the front porch furniture, possibly from a passerby throwing a firework, more likely a lit cigarette accidentally dropped or left by one of the residents, and the "fwhoomp" I heard was the smaller fire reaching and igniting the gas meter in front of the porch.
It took me a while after that to be able to assume a noise in the night was just the cats.
tslnox t1_j7i1je1 wrote
Until you hear the noises from the kitchen, look up...
And you see the cat sitting on the window sill.
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