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revengeoftherat98 t1_j8bewlo wrote

Im watching this at work, and as soon as I noticed, the song "I feel good" by James Brown starts with him screaming OOOOH!

Damn near shat myself.

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Yukarie t1_j8cpdwj wrote

Read this and I I can’t help but think that that ghost is getting head behind that wall

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TheWidowTwankey t1_j8czcha wrote

For some reason my brain played the Seinfeld theme.

I don't even watch Seinfeld.

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NoBagel4you t1_j8bgm19 wrote

you looked at the shy guy's face, you are now doomed for death

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CyraxCyanide t1_j8ccjjq wrote

SCP-096 has breached containment and is FUCKING BALLING ON THE SITE COURTYARD

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Lazsnaz t1_j8c98xh wrote

Jokes on you I was doomed to die anyway

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xx_swegshrek_xx t1_j8bx0j1 wrote

4 fucking pixels

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Australian-Hungarian t1_j8cal0s wrote

I've seen this comment before. What does it mean?

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HnzaTheRedditReader t1_j8cc8n4 wrote

So there's a fictional universe called the "SCP foundation" and it's basically about a foundation that contains anomalies, such as SCP-096. SCP-096 (Or the "Shy guy") is an entity that looks human but with disproportionate arms and skinny malnourished appearance, but most notoriously a huge gaping jaw (like in this video). The reason he is called the "Shy guy" is because if anyone sees his face it will run to the person's immediate location. It's skeleton is indestructible and it won't stop pursuing its target until they're dead. Also he's like as fast as a bullet train and can rip through steel like it's paper. The 4 pixels are referencing a story of how SCP-096 breached containment. A photographer was looking back at a few pictures they took during a hiking trip. SCP-096 was in the background, only covering 4 pixels. Even still those 4 pixels triggered SCP-096 and caused it to go on a rampage.

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SamanthaPShaw t1_j8cdk3i wrote

Where can I read this?

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ImJTHM1 t1_j8cdt30 wrote

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096

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pornplz22526 t1_j8cgwhm wrote

Do it from the ISS.

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Skydiver860 t1_j8e0p2q wrote

Yeah but then you’d have to stay there forever because the moment you came back to earth it would chase you again

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pornplz22526 t1_j8e1n62 wrote

Depends if its range is planetary.

I would also want to know if it has means of reaching the ISS.

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annonys t1_j8dsumc wrote

'The exploring series' on youtube has houndreds of great, detailed stories involving SCP

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Yukarie t1_j8cpisu wrote

Just wanna clear something up real quick, they are not indestructible as they had almost a half half of their rib cage blown off during recovery, they just regenerate

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SnackFactory t1_j8cqrnk wrote

Can it beat One Punch Man?

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Yukarie t1_j8crn1l wrote

Considering it seems to be incapable of death while also ripping apart a giant lizard that adapts to hazards quite quickly, it could at the very least do some good damage

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BiFrosty t1_j8fid26 wrote

Wouldn't an easy way to recapture it be to have one photo, uber classified, be the "retrieval photo". Have a death row inmate stand inside the creature's pen and open the photo. Boom, recaptured

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BearZeroX t1_j8mgpj0 wrote

It sits around and cries for awhile before going back home to just sit around anyways. I can't imagine capturing it is that hard

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lustacide t1_j8ifmim wrote

Oh wow, I haven't thought about SCP in 10 years, it is strange that it's still going on.

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LapisFazule t1_j8cbtdu wrote

It's a reference to SCP-096 "The Shy Guy"

A fictional anomalous entity that hunts down and tears to shreds anybody who sees any portion of his face, no matter how small or how far away they are and somehow has psychic knowledge of whenever an image of him has been seen.

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ThisIsNotAbsa t1_j8bei69 wrote

Oh god it's SCP 096 we're doomed

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CRAZYCDNN t1_j8cbg73 wrote

I hope your pillow is hot tonight

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tetsujin44 t1_j8d3xw4 wrote

What am I looking at

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Fhistleb t1_j8c3age wrote

That guy is spooked at the kids costume.

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Jamaican_Dynamite t1_j8bk4yv wrote

So is this a photo of the same dude being haunted from the In The Dark post? If so, people are right, I hope you make this movie.

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ashtotes t1_j8c8k0x wrote

Ooh this is a good one to watch just before I sleep.

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takiumilikes2drift t1_j8cmfxp wrote

it started zooming and i just said hell nah and looked away

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mactumbo t1_j8c97tr wrote

Danny Ingrasia? That you hiding back there?

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Alarid t1_j8cis2r wrote

What does the title mean?

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p_crowley98 t1_j8d41iv wrote

Samhain is Halloween in Irish

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thefrostmakesaflower t1_j8e0tqk wrote

It’s the Irish for November. Oíche Shamhna is the proper name for Halloween. People use Samhain for the festival but it’s literally the word for November in the Irish language

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plainOldFool t1_j8e5le0 wrote

Looks like a poorly edited/inserted Vladimir Lenin.

"Psst, kid. Want to seize the means of production?"

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al_balone t1_j8cbple wrote

I mean that outfit is jaw droppingly good

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dubsword t1_j8cj5mt wrote

I honestly thought this was the kid's parents having sex in the backroom. I shat my pants when everyone else pointed out the SCP.

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sephkane t1_j8cnr64 wrote

Lol I got spooked when the still image started zooming

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CrowTengu t1_j8crf9m wrote

Guy looks mildly offended.

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mothfactory t1_j8dzjhi wrote

The long mouth thing is now such an old cliché, it’s completely lost its scare factor (if it had any to begin with)

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rGhosty t1_j8deew1 wrote

Pog champ

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AUkion1000 t1_j8eaaco wrote

OH ... my god...
Blurry fan on the left thats horrifying!
mf probably isnt even dusted!

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Daiguey t1_j8eqaqx wrote

Happy happy Halloween Halloween Halloween

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Naryti t1_j8eqew5 wrote

Demon reaction to the kid drip be like :O

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HouseDjango t1_j8espef wrote

I don't see what everyone else is seeing. Is it a face or something? Just looks like plants in the background

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Madaraoya t1_j8f6ihm wrote

Me when my mommy heats up my chicken nuggies:

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warwilf t1_j8f7lhv wrote

People will see what they want to see.

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poisonapl t1_j8fg5z7 wrote

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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tuestmort50fois t1_j8flqoh wrote

"I fuck your mom last night, now she behind you." - me

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HotHamBoy t1_j8fmhtr wrote

Do I need a reason?

Mr. Kupfer was right, you know. I do love a good joke, and this is the best ever: a joke on the children. But there's a better reason. You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.

It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in to sit by our fires of turf.

Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children.

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Sghtunsn t1_j8grugg wrote

If this is supposed to be November of 1989, then why is the kid wearing his halloween costume?

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LeeroyM OP t1_j8h1s5x wrote

Where did you get November from?

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Sghtunsn t1_j99xu4s wrote

Because one of the comments above said Samhain is in November, and since November comes after October then Halloween woudl be over, so why would he still be wearing a Halloween costume, because we don't "celebrate" Samhain in the US, so he wouldn't have any reason to wear a halloween costume in November. I hope that makes sense now.

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4354574 t1_j8hkcl6 wrote

We all float down here.

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FleedomSocks t1_j8kiozw wrote

This one made me laugh and idfk why lmao

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memo22477 t1_j8u2iy2 wrote

Didnt realise it was a gif so I shat myself the moment it started zooming in

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therickestrick8 t1_j8cqsoy wrote

It looks like the guy from American history x

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Adawg63 t1_j8dakuk wrote

ooh it's a gif i get it now

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dwrussell96 t1_j8ccdfi wrote

Ghost of John Wayne Gacy ready to scoop another victim

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Unashamed_redditor t1_j8bj2cl wrote

Cool photoshop bro

Edit: lol

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