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dranaei t1_j6dyibz wrote

Reply to comment by T2Legit2Quit in 🔥 A Polar Bear following photographer Paul Souders from under the ice. by W0lfsKitten

What a coincidence, so are missiles.

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MonkeyPanls t1_j6flg4x wrote

-- The post brought to you but the new FGM-186 "Polar Bear" surface to surface missile by Raytheon.

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mentorofminos t1_j6i01l2 wrote

I hear that other missile manufacturers only fire 55% of the missile while the Polar Bear fires 100%. That's 45% more missile PER MISSILE. Truly an Animal King!

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Masonjaruniversity t1_j6iv8qy wrote

That maybe too much missile for me. Can get like 75% and hold onto the other 25% for later?

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FFS_WORD_WORD_NUMBER t1_j6h91aq wrote

Like the ear buds? ^^^jk

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eyesotope86 t1_j6hxx8r wrote

If Raytheon made earbuds, they'd cost 6.5 million dollars, be made of 45 bucks worth of materials, and the first 3 generations would sound like shit and randomly blow your left ear off.

And the government would use our taxes to buy 450 million pairs.

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jondubb t1_j6imkq1 wrote

We (US) already have knife missiles, kind of upset it wasn't named polar bear express now.

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Zappababuru t1_j6kqu87 wrote

>knife missiles

Had no clue about this until your comment, which prompted me to Google "knife missile." That's wild. Pretty interesting idea.

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SidewaysInfinity t1_j6grsje wrote

The polar bear always knows where it is because it knows where it's not

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Hopperkin t1_j6gyp1z wrote

What a coincidence, so are people... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKEWdRPRf3I

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smurb15 t1_j6h39u3 wrote

More like a virus. Use up every natural resource and then move on to the next plentiful area until we deplete that

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khlnmrgn t1_j6hsy4a wrote

We only started doing that ~200 years ago. That's a feature of industrial civilization, not human nature.

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malachi347 t1_j6icjpb wrote

Not sure why you got downvoted, overpopulation is a problem everyone seems to be willfully ignorant of.

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dranaei t1_j6ecakj wrote

Mad? I was making a joke as to how missiles can be compared to bears.

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wilks64 t1_j6ev5ge wrote

Wow defensive much!? You basically just admitted to being mad. /s

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iAmUnintelligible t1_j6g9bfm wrote

Even the /s didn't save you

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wilks64 t1_j6gduwl wrote

Oh well, people not getting jokes is the whole reason this little thread exists. Cheers!

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