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AlexandriaA7X t1_j9trcoz wrote
I was wondering what the big deal was about beaches in the hood
PirateCodingMonkey t1_j9tsevi wrote
it's a variant of Monopoly. looks like a fun game actually. hope you have fun!
linuxknight t1_j9ttiw7 wrote
Turf War action pack accessory kit includes Gangsta-Bitch Barbie & Side-Arm Ken, now sold separately.
linuxknight t1_j9tu5si wrote
Not sure why you're being downvoted as this is absolute truth. Whether its subverting our culture/ways of thinking through TikTok or straight up killing humans with hazardous plastics in toys/Fentanyl manufacturing they are an enemy.
maso3K t1_j9tuej7 wrote
Commies going to authoritarian commie.
GenuineSteak t1_j9tz3ks wrote
Reddit try not to be racist challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
linuxknight t1_j9u0e5w wrote
I'm not sure how identifying bad actors in the world is racist but I appreciate how that card is easily played in scenarios people can't comprehend or appreciate.
worktillyouburk t1_j9u3ve8 wrote
reddit is partially owned by china, so you cant criticize them
bearsheperd t1_j9u3ypx wrote
For anyone curious a playa is a dry, vegetation-free, flat area at the lowest part of an undrained desert basin.
EM05L1C3 t1_j9u4gdj wrote
Beaches in the hood tf?
Small_Tax_9432 t1_j9u7cg2 wrote
Sounds like the GTA version of Monopoly 😂
GenuineSteak t1_j9u7f6j wrote
No, its because its a very broad generalization of China as a whole, if you said specifically the Chinese government or something I think thats relatively fine. Saying China as a whole perpetuates racism against normal Chinese people. Its pretty astounding how you dont see this could be racist. Its also because you say its subverting your ways of thinking when its just another culture. Its not like Chinas trying to brainwash you? Its also very hypocritical when the US has gone to other countries and bombed the shit out of civilians. Also most of the time a Chinese company produces something thats dog ass its because whoever asked them to make it wanted it as cheap as possible, if people asked for nice stuff they would get it, but thats not why companies go to China.
linuxknight t1_j9u8823 wrote
You're spot on, my thought process was in fact the corrupt government. I wont edit my original comment, as I appreciate you correcting my comment logic.
InsobrietiveMagic t1_j9u8k56 wrote
Also for anyone curious a hood is a flexible covering for the head and neck.
W1nthorpe t1_j9ufckz wrote
Hence the Joe Stone lyric ‘It feels so good in my hood tonight’
IrocDewclaw t1_j9ul34f wrote
I can sure try.
Old23s t1_j9ul9gt wrote
Ha. I’ll trade you a few copies of Dope or Nope I also came up on a case pack of 🤣
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j9ume1p wrote
It includes a dice for "hardcore" mode where your player piece can get shot/wounded if you roll a certain number.
pickles55 t1_j9uo2gv wrote
TikTok is no more manipulative or destructive than any other big social media app, most of which are based in the United States. These companies have made incredibly effective manipulation machines and they use them to advertise products because the real forces you're upset about are just the same motivation behind everything that succeeds under capitalism. It's all just rich people trying to turn workers against one another and give them a bunch of distractions so they don't organize for better working conditions. Social media is the 21st century bread and circuses, blaming China for that is not accurate
pickles55 t1_j9uojvu wrote
Labeling a country and everyone from there as evil is textbook racism. Not all Chinese people support everything their government does. That would be like saying America is a bad actor because they do regime change and beat up people when they protest police brutality. America does those things but you'd probably be offended if someone said you were evil because you're American
linuxknight t1_j9uqfd4 wrote
eyehate t1_j9usb6p wrote
As an Arizonan, I have always associated playa with beach. It makes the slang usage seem really bizarre.
armahillo t1_j9ut3gk wrote
When I first read this I thought it said "playas" (like spanish for "beaches") and was confused trying to imagine what the game would be about.
jkappa935 t1_j9uvf7u wrote
Why am I not surprised cleveland is related to this
_Forgotten t1_j9uw8g7 wrote
Consider you want to play a game with your friends, but you dont want to go outside. This is why the "Board Game" was invented. Typically a board is placed upon a table or the floor and the players will sit around it and follow some arbitrary rules until a winner is decided, or someone flips the board conceding.
DannyDoubleTap47 t1_j9uxf99 wrote
Ghetto Monopoly
MT_Promises t1_j9uxrc0 wrote
Ya, you were just being jingoistic. Not everything is racism, some is just ignorant nationalism.
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linuxknight t1_j9uywep wrote
>jingoistic
Hey I learned a new word. I wouldn't call myself extremely patriotic by any stretch. I think my own government is a façade.
workbrowser0872 t1_j9uz2sz wrote
> variant of Monopoly
> fun game
Pick one.
SCP-Agent-Arad t1_j9v2xq6 wrote
If you don’t like monopoly, just cheat…
Wait a second…. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/254617/monopoly-cheaters-edition
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Impressive_Ad_5614 t1_j9vdson wrote
This needs a follow up
amo1337 t1_j9vfjr9 wrote
Monopoly played as intended is fun. People's "house rules" are what ruin it.
Sparticuse t1_j9vm28c wrote
It's an ok game played by the rules, but there are dozens of better games that cover the same theme.
Hhic416 t1_j9w2obj wrote
It’s also how you say beach is Spanish
xtossitallawayx t1_j9w7wqx wrote
I would love to hear more about Monopoly is "fun" when played by the rules. It is very easy to be almost out of the game after 1-2 bad rolls, but you still have to sit there for a half-hour while you slowly bleed out, having no way effective way to overcome the hole you are in. When you finally are broke, everyone else keeps playing while you cry in the corner.
Meanwhile, the "winner" (such as they are) has been in the lead for an hour and just needs to land on a few specific squares to actually win but because they don't, they just have to circle the board until someone else goes broke.
6thReplacementMonkey t1_j9we6su wrote
Exactly, it's fun!
NothingISayIsReal t1_j9wjr51 wrote
As someone who knows Spanish and is black... I've never seen either usage strange because they exist in different contexts and aren't actually pronounced similarly at all
yephesingoldshire OP t1_j9wlnhk wrote
Oh dear…. https://i.imgur.com/jsPF3J5.jpg
SkyshotJenna t1_j9ws35u wrote
I wanna see the results
nerdmor t1_j9wtyjw wrote
Look up "speed die". They use it in Monopoly competitions and it mostly fixes that problem
jzclipse t1_j9wumty wrote
Plot twist, it’s about a bunch of sand in the hood of your hoodie. Pinches gringos.
Omegalazarus t1_j9xbn8i wrote
I thought that was "chola"
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buckykat t1_j9xtfp5 wrote
Monopoly played as intended teaches you why landlords are evil.
FireWireBestWire t1_j9xwwnm wrote
Culturally sensitive and bilingual
senorbolsa t1_j9ya9vf wrote
You know how normally a joke about something absurd happening is best left unillustrated for the reader to imagine because you'd never be able to live up to the reputation of it in illustration or detailed description (see: the pasta incident)
HOLY SHIT IT'S WAY MORE ABSURD THAN ANYTHING THAT WAS IN MY HEAD.
amo1337 t1_j9yonwf wrote
Show me on the metal top hat where the Monopoly Man hurt you.
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