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kirk27 t1_j9vzl4j wrote

I’ve heard wise crackers are full of protein

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rell7thirty t1_j9w098s wrote

Quality control was like "that's not how you spell it!" and autocorrected IRL without checking the context.

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JAlfredJR t1_j9w299y wrote

I have so many questions for popsicle stick joke writers

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akgt94 t1_j9w2tbb wrote

That's a smart white man?

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IndyAnnaDoge t1_j9w3cu3 wrote

They turned the duck into paté and put it on a cracker

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gaze-upon-it t1_j9w53mm wrote

How dumb does one have to be to screw up this joke!?!

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DarbyAllinHateClub t1_j9w680e wrote

Maybe the typo is actually “what do you call a smart white duck?”

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onmyyacht t1_j9wbdae wrote

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...

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Costanzaslife23 t1_j9wdei9 wrote

They could also change the question to: What do you call a smart white person?

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dslrjunky t1_j9wijti wrote

I think it was supposed to say "What do you call a smart addict?"

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Mysterious-Region640 t1_j9wy19w wrote

I’m not sure why am bothering to give a serious answer but no it is supposed to say a wise cracker, as in wise cracks

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yoghurt_cap t1_j9wzt10 wrote

Houses without lampshades or indirect lighting make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm.

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Me5hly t1_j9x252w wrote

Because it is either a misspelling of a misspelling, or an anti-joke, this is the best popsicle stick I have ever seen

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Viewtifultrey3 t1_j9x2jm2 wrote

What do you get when you sit on a duck?

A butt quack.

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hotrodlincoln460 t1_j9xg872 wrote

The punchline is right, they forgot to mention in the setup that the duck is white

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JeoffreyDommer t1_j9yttrl wrote

They're probably being racist because the duck is white.

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