Submitted by scarlettkizzes3 t3_116sg00 in funny
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FlowBjj88 t1_j988bgt wrote
Peppa's a girl??? 🤯
My son's only 5 months so doesn't do screens yet but my niece is constantly talking about Peppa. Always assumed it was a boy pig 🤷♂️
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j988ko8 wrote
Peppa is the big sister and George is the little pale thing with a cold pictured above 😁😁😂 I swear that the makers of the show are so funny and they put so many adult jokes into it and say stuff that would go over a child’s head it’s definitely my favorite but they are literally a little bit cheeky my son has said some stuff before that they said and I’m like ?! Lol cheeeeky.
Liquidwombat t1_j98ag3f wrote
I love how shitty she can be sometimes
My favorite episode is the one where the school needs a new roof and they have a charity pledge run, but none of the other adults take part it’s just daddy pig and then all of the other adults get a bus and follow him and laugh at the fat man running
Liquidwombat t1_j98alvz wrote
My 10 year old son still “mends” things and only uses the word “whilst”
uncleKipp t1_j98b8w9 wrote
Actually read it in the little shits voice & everything, that is lodged deep in the subconscious...
Caught me off guard. 😆
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j98bwr7 wrote
😂😂 I was snorting for my son and laughing at myself lol
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j98c4u5 wrote
Hahahahaha I know the one. That’s a classic for sure.
satluvscheese t1_j98cecs wrote
Usually when a kid goes to the hospital they get "Royal treatment" with flowers and toys...
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j98cirx wrote
Ugh idk I remember after getting my tonsils out they gave me BUTTER TOAST. I was like where is my ice cream and jello😢
satluvscheese t1_j98cwt0 wrote
I had mine taken out too ..I guess after procedure your not supposed to eat dairy cause it messes up the scabs left in your throat...I just remember getting flowers and "Disney movies"
Killersmurph t1_j98d85r wrote
Future management material right there.
Rudecles t1_j98ezlf wrote
I mean what do you expect, she’s a pig.
Gonzostewie t1_j98hwlr wrote
My favorite episodes are where she can't whistle. https://youtu.be/XUiDrpscaSU and all of the batteries inside George's new dinosaur. Daddy pig dumps out like 35 batteries. It hit me right in the fatherhood. All themq damn noisemakers take a million batteries.
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j98i0q5 wrote
Hahahaha yessss! When she can’t whistle and then Susie does and she hangs up ahhahaha I love that you guys know these too they live rent free in my head I thought I was alone 😩😩😂😂💀
cuddle_enthusiast t1_j98lotb wrote
Peppa pig is a brat I can’t stand that bitch.
HauntedHippie t1_j98oz0v wrote
For the main character in a children’s series, Peppa Pig is next level petty and spiteful.
gadget850 t1_j98twt9 wrote
I guess having two eyes on one side of your head is "not sick."
No-Transition4060 t1_j98u2t4 wrote
Daddy Pig is the glue that holds that community together. That and their horse neighbours.
Mksd2011 t1_j98uad5 wrote
I love Peppa. I also love when her and Suzy have falling outs. It’s very typical of young kid friendships and I’m glad to see it played out. Kids are brats.
GANDORF57 t1_j994o1x wrote
^(PEPPA:) "Can I still have his dessert?"
dragon3025 t1_j99586d wrote
Wow, Peppa is a dick.
britsaybisquit t1_j995bp3 wrote
Oh peppa is a right cunt but I love her shenanigans
jaytea86 t1_j99p6e3 wrote
Came here to say this. Call into work sick and they want a doctors note. For what? I ate some 15 year old onion rings out of the freezer and am puking Michelle I'm not going to see my doctor for that!
Commercial_Shine_448 t1_j99syhd wrote
Having kids more or less same age as Peppa and George I agree, they can be massive c*nts to each other.
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j99y11s wrote
🤣🤣🤣 damn she got you that triggered huh
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OhItsJustJosh t1_j9a01n1 wrote
How did they get a text chain between me and my boss?
Ramenastern t1_j9a2tza wrote
I think that pretty much makes Peppa a very bearable, sometimes downright funny, children's TV series.
"What is your house made of, daddy pig?" - "Bricks, so don't even think of it" is one of my favourites, as is the episode where there's a "glitter leak" in playgroup. Madame Gazelle getting a nervous tick when the children want glitter, and storing tiny glitter vials in a double-locked safe.
tdic89 t1_j9a5g3e wrote
Peppa pig is a real nasty piece of work. No idea what the creators were thinking…
Now Bluey on the other hand, my wife and I watch it sometimes and we don’t even have kids, the characters are just so endearing!
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j9a5sum wrote
She’s a piece of work -but it’s realistic lol I work in childcare and more of the kids act like Peppa than bluey. Maybe it’s just my school 🤣🤣
DorisWildthyme t1_j9a5uh6 wrote
The show is only worth watching for those occasions when Grampy Rabbit turns up. Because he is voiced by Brian Blessed.
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j9a5xqt wrote
Oh I didn’t know that!!! Lmaoo.
tdic89 t1_j9a67fp wrote
That’s true, I suppose they went for realism than idyllic!
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j9a698m wrote
That’s funny lol.
DorisWildthyme t1_j9a6sqd wrote
This one is a classic.
Digzalot t1_j9a6w2o wrote
That's definitely top 5 in Peppa. My favourite is the episode where they go to stay at their aunt and uncle's place, and they're trying to get Baby Alexander to sleep by running the vacuum and playing the tuba - "he needs loud noises to fall asleep!" Then they walk him in circles around the house in the stroller. I was like, damn, this episode hits me right in the feels!
joshshotfirst t1_j9abvrf wrote
looks at George's search history
... Yeah, George is sick...
mizinamo t1_j9acp04 wrote
"go to the hospital"?
I thought Peppa was from Britain, and would have expected "go to hospital".
Like "go to bed".
Killersmurph t1_j9aix6l wrote
See you in 3 weeks then, because that's how long it takes to see a doctor in Ontario.
Money_Present_3463 t1_j9aoj7x wrote
So peppa decided to push him down the staircase
Medcait t1_j9aqrud wrote
Have seen that episode in Spanish a couple of times but somehow missed that.
faesser t1_j9arazl wrote
I was reading that story last night to my daughter, Peppa is a bit of a shit.
Mental_Masterpiece95 t1_j9as8ph wrote
Ngl, after watching Peppa with my 2 year old there have been several times where I have though “wow, Peppa is kind of an asshole”
tundrasretreat t1_j9b75ey wrote
Peppa is a southern swine.
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j9ba1f8 wrote
Hahahahahha that’s what it looks like I’m dead lol
meyersjl30 t1_j9cpo4k wrote
Terrible message for kids. Bluey ALL day over Peppa.
hartemis t1_j9cynyq wrote
As a parent I can’t live up to the standard that Bluey’s parents set. They are too perfect.
kkirv t1_j9d3yly wrote
This is my favorite episode: https://youtu.be/UG5kioh3tLI
tdic89 t1_j9eei7b wrote
Having watched a bunch of episodes, I wouldn’t say they’re perfect, that’s kinda the point. It shows parents not getting it right every time and learning from mistakes.
I’m sure you’re an amazing parent 😊
googlyeyes183 t1_j9fh636 wrote
She’s a 5-6 year old big sister…of course she’s a dick. Lol
Azurestar21 t1_j9ft3ue wrote
Peppa is a cunt, and she's never taught to be anything else. I hate that show. Happy I was able to ween my kid off of it tbh
Azurestar21 t1_j9ft8j7 wrote
Yes. Yes yes yes. Yes. Fucking yes. All the yes. Maximum yes. Uberyes.
dragon3025 t1_j9fzjj2 wrote
Her design is also r/midlypenis and I swear r/theyknew. I also jokingly call her "Penis Pig".
scarlettkizzes3 OP t1_j9g9b38 wrote
I’m happy you were able to find something that doesn’t trigger you so much because calling a cartoon character a Cunt is pretty next level you need to calm down lol
allllthedramallama t1_j9j03wj wrote
Oh man, that was the first episode of peppa that I ever watched, she's so savage lol
allllthedramallama t1_j9j0fsj wrote
Oh man, this is so realistic though. The other day, my two year old whacked her face and was crying, and my four year old got all excited, because she wanted her sister to get an xray. When I explained that she probably wouldn't need an xray, four year old got annoyed, and told me that next time, her sister needs to get "properly hurt" because "I want to see what her bones look like" 😬
Azurestar21 t1_j9j4euz wrote
I mean... She is lol
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