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-ElDictator- t1_ja6iypg wrote

I would leave town right now, you don’t want to mess with the Umbrella Corporation

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snufflezzz t1_ja6wa11 wrote

This wasn’t on my 2023 bingo….. fuck

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senorbozz t1_ja7y9iy wrote

What in the past couple of years would have made you take that OFF the card?

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XBB32 t1_ja7ju37 wrote

Jeez, was thinking exactly that when I saw the picture :D

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birberbarborbur t1_ja7qa5l wrote

At least the russian mercenary groups are busy somewhere else right now

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Similar_Manager_3201 t1_ja6upr7 wrote

Leave this location immediately and search for supplies.

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23trilobite t1_ja6xcxi wrote

Shit, no typewriter ink anywhere these days!

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bigrareform t1_ja8gb3f wrote

Got a decent supply of green herb. I’ll be good.

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Stinky-kitty70 t1_ja6w6l9 wrote

Umbrella Corporation immediately comes to mind.

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23trilobite t1_ja6xbwm wrote

Nice to see Raccoon city again!

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Qyro t1_ja7a5tj wrote

Good to see everyone’s first thought actually went to Resident Evil

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jayduhaus OP t1_ja84gwk wrote

I actually wouldn't have noticed if it weren't for Reddit even considering how much of a res fan I am!

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check_this_mustache t1_ja6kqjp wrote

Why is there trash everywhere

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jayduhaus OP t1_ja6l3mq wrote

In Australia; not sure about other countries, all year round sure you can take any old furniture or waste to the dump pay small fee yadadada but once a year, we have kerbside where a garbage disposal cleanup happens for free on a certain date 🙂 Keeps the streets clean.

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realdonaldtrumpsucks t1_ja6n4jk wrote

Seriously! That’s cool.

In California you get 2 free pick ups a year but you have to call and wait on hold

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brilliantarm2244 t1_ja6zfio wrote

Yes and you also get a homeless problem, drug problem, water problem, tax problem and cost of living problem.

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Role-Perfect t1_ja6njns wrote

To me that looks more like the beginning to a zombie apocalypse

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jayduhaus OP t1_ja84w33 wrote

I'm still alive for now thankfully, I'll update you when I'm not

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Firawesome t1_ja78tpt wrote

That’s Raccoon City suburb

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AdequateEddy t1_ja6r42i wrote

I'd be more concerned about the umbrella corporation

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zmunky t1_ja6tqvd wrote

Id put it in reverse and go until you run out of gas.

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Real-Instinct t1_ja722jj wrote

nanny mc fucking fled and led her umbrella

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Sid15666 t1_ja7icx3 wrote

She was shot and killed by a MAGA member who thought she was a groomer.

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arkanmizard t1_ja7qnxy wrote

The Umbrella corporation did it

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cptjimmy42 t1_ja6jle7 wrote

She got trapped in a sky spider's web and dropped her umbrella.

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GANDORF57 t1_ja6sqqw wrote

The little rug rats snatched Miss Poppins out from under her bumpershoot, tied her to the Chippendale, and are spoon feeding her gruel!

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Lonely_Vanada t1_ja6xwys wrote

I would say the state over will be safe but really head for the woods, harder area for zombies to reach.

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Awengal t1_ja6yqkr wrote

This is Australia right? With 90% hit rate the answer is 'Eaten by' +adding a random animal that comes to your mind to the sentence ;)

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jayduhaus OP t1_ja83xit wrote

We eat wheatbix, snort Vegemite and fight kangaroos using snakes like whips out here.

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Awengal t1_ja8hizf wrote

I bet Australians are by far the best zombie apocalypse buddies out there!

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AscensionZombie t1_ja70uvd wrote

..shit apparently Nanny McPhee is now a fuckin zombie.

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Tankki3 t1_ja72byr wrote

Oh no. Did you eventually find the body?

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jayduhaus OP t1_ja83o1o wrote

Landed on the car shortly after this photo, my windscreen wipers didn't work as they should have.

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grayscalemamba t1_ja73b9r wrote

Reminds me of a scene from Desperate Housewives, where the kid witnesses his imaginary British nanny getting crushed by a garbage truck.

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jayduhaus OP t1_ja84q88 wrote

That's quite dark but a part of me needs to see it

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2KilAMoknbrd t1_ja745rz wrote

When you want me, but no longer need me, then I have to go . . .
She had to go

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Chaine351 t1_ja7ccav wrote

I find this really curious.

I had never heard of this "Nanny McPhee" before this weekend. I saw a movie running on the TV on saturday, watched it for like 10 minutes, went to do something else.

Now I see this post, and I'd just like to ask the IRL devs to do a better job when adding legacy content. At least make sure you integrate the timeframe properly to every user. Smh.

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SuccessfulWar3830 t1_ja7r6qx wrote

Why does this place not have any paths?

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jayduhaus OP t1_ja82g7v wrote

We fight snakes and spiders as we walk through the grass

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tacwombat t1_ja81bnl wrote

Great, this town about to get nuked.

(I played this game, I know what happens!)

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VeganIndianBeauty t1_ja84xef wrote

.... this looks like something the Umbrella Corporation did. RUN

RUNNNNNN

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Unindoctrinated t1_ja6xh8n wrote

Surely that carport can't be legal? This is in my state, likely my city, and I really doubt that you can set carport posts into the footpath.

Where is this OP?

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jayduhaus OP t1_ja826di wrote

Australia! And considering the trailer comes to the length of the carport I'd say that's where property line ends

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Unindoctrinated t1_jab0bdx wrote

I knew it was in Australia because I can see the number plates. What city or shire and suburb?
The carport posts are far closer to the kerb than the letterboxes, which are invariably on the property line. The end of the roof is even closer.

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Lapsed2 t1_ja7r5tb wrote

Gone with the wind.

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Geoclasm t1_ja82awu wrote

That's the Umbrella logo that town is FUCKED get out now while you still can.

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R3PTAR_1337 t1_ja84j2s wrote

OP posting about Nanny McPhee when the rest of the internet seeing umbrella corporation and advising to run lol.

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Madrasthebald t1_ja87qgm wrote

The Umbrella Corporation got her... She is the OG resident evil monster.

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RE2017 t1_ja88wx5 wrote

Jet engine? Oh wait that was Sherry Bobbins

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Temphost t1_ja8ashb wrote

Nanny McPhee? Man, watch out for zombies 🧟‍♂️

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413mopar t1_ja8bsrw wrote

Racoon city henchmen got her.

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AztecWhistle9989 t1_ja8dgck wrote

Your in Raccoon City, look for supplies and evacuate immediately.

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Meekin93 t1_ja8jdhl wrote

Not sure what OP is talking about, that's Umbrella corp!

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Fractal-Farter t1_ja8knj3 wrote

That's what you get from that? I immediately went to Wesker and Umbrella Corp. What are they doing in that neighborhood?

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ABucketofBeetles t1_ja8m95t wrote

Isn't Mary Poppins the one that flies by umbrella?

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Hauntedshock t1_ja8mp9k wrote

The umbrella corp DMCAed her ass

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ptepfenhart t1_ja914j7 wrote

Throw down with Mary Poppins

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CrimsonW1ld t1_ja97ic5 wrote

Looks like she fucked with Umbrella Corp.

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Cthulhar t1_ja9bizg wrote

She had to Nannt McFlee

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countkushman t1_ja9hhcg wrote

Screw the nanny that's the umbrella corporation!

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CRIMSONJEFF69 t1_ja9iwgm wrote

That wasn't a Chinese spy balloon that was shot down. That was Mary Poppins and Nanny McPhee doing a couple lines of coke together before going to work with their kids. We f*cked up bad.

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Riff_Moranis t1_ja9odr2 wrote

"Our business is life itself.."

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BoredByLife t1_ja9skkh wrote

She got on the wrong side of Mister X.

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Ania5 t1_ja9tjzn wrote

As a Paper Mario player I can tell that this “umbrella” is actually a toad, which you have to hit with a hammer

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MadamButterfree t1_ja9tufc wrote

The umbrella corporation took her for there evil experiments

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realdonaldtrumpsucks t1_ja6n1kj wrote

I have so many questions about this street.

What’s the machine there?

why’s the junk on the whole other side?

Who let children chalk on a street right there?

Also it’s Mary Poppins that used the umbrella

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Unindoctrinated t1_ja6ta4s wrote

The "machine" is a stove.
We have a Kerbside Cleanup day in most urban parts of Australia. One day per year the local council will pick up almost any waste. It's a great service that keeps people from leaving piles of junk in their yards.

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