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Should have brought it to him covered in mayo

How did you know he hates mayo?!? TBH, I was too busy chuckling myself to think of a revenge plot, but that's a good idea!

They were implying that mayo looks like something that could potentially be involved in a 69.

OMG, hahaha, that went right over my head. Brilliant, really.

n i c e

Respond in kind with a request for Asian dipping sauce for the Gyoza/dumplings: cream of Sum Yang Gai.

Don't most things go over your head though? Or at least out of arms reach.

Sigh, okay, you got me. I am indeed very vertically challenged. ;p

I never thought I would ever get the chance to tell you this directly, but I absolutely adore your comics. They bring me great joy.

I'm so tired of people with artistic ability thinking they could be comic artists but they really have no humor or material worthy of presenting to an audience

Awww, thank you. Was the Joy pun intended? And I love talking to readers. If you want to directly interact with me, commenting on the posts under my profile (instead of bigger subs) would pretty much guarantee a response.

I tricked my wife into loudly declaring, "I LIKE SAUSAGE" at a family event.

Damn. Straight from 0-60 screaming at the employee…

100% intended. I thought about saying "Joy something" but didn't want to be too on the nose.

I'm sorry to disappoint you even further, but I'm not the artist. Sounds like you don't enjoy my stories, but you like my artist's work. Her name is Nohra Johnston and she goes by Deenosars on IG and Twitter if you want to check out her other work!

Well, who doesn't like sausage?!

Exaggerated for the comic, but I did have to repeat it loudly because the restaurant was quite noisy.

Hahaha, I see what you did there. Good callback.

Oh, Route 66! Right?

How much do u pay for reddit upvotes and comments?? Been seeong you spam these unfunny commics for the past week or so it's sad

It's just an ad I've been seeing this garbage spammed on this sub for the past week literally none of them have even been close to being funny. Buying upvotes/comments I'm guessing.

Hahaha, I wish I had the money to pay for upvotes! But no, sometimes the truth is much more boring than the conspiracy theories.

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You're getting a lot of negative comments but I liked it 👍

Yea wtf is up with the negative comments on this post. Who did you piss off?? lol

There's a pizza place my wife and I frequent called Fratello's, but we call it Felatio's as an inside joke. We have had some close calls with saying it accidentally in front of people.

She's a frequent poster and the comics often are about her kid or are "not funny" so there are some redditors who immediately start throwing shade when they see her posts no matter whether the comic is funny or not.

I feel like hubby and I would get along with the two of y'all.

Comes with the territory. I'm glad it was entertaining to you, though!

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You know, you could just not comment on something you dont find funny? It is very immature, and rude.

Who knows, maybe some people actually find her funny? And if you dont, alr, thats fine. But when you go and hate on someone bc you dont find them funny, thats when it becomes wrong. You could just, go about your day. Idk, just a thought.

We actually got downvoted on that 💀💀

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Sometimes, yeah, I feel terrible about it.

A huge portion of redditors do hate kids so that checks out

I love Cabo Bob's. I like the XXTRA HOT 66 Sauce!

Frankly, this is the first time I've seen your work, and I can relate. Love your stuff.

Austin?

I sent my wife to pick up food. I put the name in as "herName Smellybutt" . She approaches and says "Pickup order for hername"". To which the casher enthusiastically greated " oh hello Mrs. Smellybutt". All in the restorant busted out laughing. Including the customers who seemed to have been let in on the humorous name that had come through.

So there’s a place called Rooster Rock in Oregon… yeah.

Yup! 3 locations.

Hahaha, nice! Sometimes I'll use "Asian Girl" as the pickup name and see if they'll say it out loud. ;p

Conversation went from 70db to 130db real quick

What kind of fool wouldn't understand that you mean "66" without asking to repeat?

My German wife hates sausage and beer. Seems like false advertising.

We call mozzarella sticks cheesedicks. I have to watch myself when ordering.