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They thought right.

You ain't seen shit. I've seen some super weird Xmas related art.

I’m sure you have. The main weird thing about this is that someone thought Crapper Claus was a good subject for a stamp.

lol, anyone sitting on anything is them pooping? Nice. Not sure if we’re all aware, but the lore is Santa goes down chimney… if we can pretend that’s a real thing somehow, not sure we get from that to now he’s pooping. Is there a different way to enter a chimney? Like next year just make the stamp two feet sticking out? LOL.

what are... stamps?

Thanks I hate it

Nothing says "fuck you" like a north pole sunroof.

Whatever you do, don’t burn it.

Looks like Santa has given up on humanity and is pondering whether or not he can continue this bullshit charade...

It’s just a Chicago sunroof. What’s the big deal?

nobody thought this was a good idea for a stamp. also the jokes on him, he's just shitting his pants

Yeah I thought he just looked sad

"Guess I'll just shit down this hole!"

Then he knocks on their door to ask

"TP... can I borrow a roll......?"

There's Dasher and Prancer and Rudolph and Vixen. Santa's sitting on the chimney over there shittin.

"someone's been naughty and I'm all out of coal"

That's the joke.

The reason the joke is necessarily funny, is that we are supposed to assume Santa said it, since Santa typically brings coal to naughty children. But the image is not of Santa going down the chimney to hand deliver a coal substitute. His cheeks are squarely over the chimney hole, implying he has no intention of going down the hole himself, as Santa is no fool and knows the best way to avoid burning alive is by landing feet first. So what is he bringing instead of coal and how is it getting there? Well, again, Santa had his cheeks pressed against that smoke stack, ready to flick his trousers down and add a brownie next to the glass of milk.

I like your passionate defense of those passive sitters accused of being shitters though.

Lmao

It is a good design.

What's most impressive is how Santa can apparently shit through his pants, considering how he didn't have to take them down.

Aha, now I get it. Thank you, I guess. Poop jokes just aren’t my thing.

Maybe it's one of those pants with a flap on the backside? I mean, Santa is damn busy that one night a year, so I'd guess he would jump on anything that can save him even a tiny bit of time.

Poop is funny

> What's most impressive is how Santa can apparently shit through his pants, considering how he didn't have to take them down.

He's a Sim.

Currency for letters.

I heard it's what they give to homeless people so they can eat.

He can deliver billions of toys around the world in one fucking night, so yeah, he can definitely shit through his magic pants

Where’s the chimney pot 😳

My dad used to work at an industrial painting plant. The guys there would always post a drawing on the bulletin board of santa sitting on the chimney like this with his pants down and the caption: Your Christmas bonus is on the way!