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zuckerwho t1_ixz1s60 wrote

"If the next person could step up, please. I'm freezing my nuts off here."

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Metal-Dog t1_ixz24f1 wrote

Well, at least you know the trees have been watered.

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YoungRobot14 t1_ixz2j2r wrote

“They needed some heckin’ good service up here, so here I am.”

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DarthLysergis t1_ixz3ixq wrote

Angevine tree farm?

Edit: Seriously...i want some credit for this, lol.

It is a post in a global sub, i genuinely said "that dog looks familiar"

i guessed it was Angevine Tree Farm in Connecticut. Took a quick check on OP's account and they have posts in CT.

PLEASE CONFIRM MY GREAT POWERS OF COINCIDENCE!

I know the owners; i don't go to the tree farm all that often so i had to guess at the stand, but i see their dog(s) from time to time.

Edit: I still got the state right which is at least worth a participation trophy.

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CurlSagan t1_ixz3jlh wrote

He's the christmas tree bark consultant.

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dblan9 t1_ixz5p86 wrote

Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing butts.

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EisweinEisbein t1_ixz6her wrote

He's giving you the disappointed look. Did you choose the cheapest tree or did you forgot to tip with treats?

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ElectricFlesh t1_ixz847w wrote

good boy has personally marked every tree

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TjW0569 t1_ixz92ys wrote

First tree farm I've seen where you pay separately for the bark.

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Fake_William_Shatner t1_ixzc72u wrote

When it's a slow day at the fast food drive through, they always close the first window. Poor dog has to take the orders and the cash?

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Kilek360 t1_ixzq6wf wrote

You mean a good boy customer service

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hiptones t1_ixzvoqm wrote

He even personally marked your tree for cutting. Such a good doggo.

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pd9 OP t1_iy04qdj wrote

Replying to simfire (#712,483)

Negative. Close again though. Fairview. Right down the road. didn’t know you needed a reservation to go to Jones this year

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matchosan t1_iy05z7q wrote

"The marked ones are in my territory. NOT FOR SALE."

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ecafsub t1_iy0p30l wrote

A place where you can get a tree and lab results. Nice.

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DanteDMC2001 t1_iy0pwpj wrote

“Look at that bitch staring at me through the window….”

Sorry, couldn’t help the pun. The doggy looks very nice.

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anerdmi t1_iy0vtwu wrote

Looks kinda Ruff to me.

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rathemighty t1_iy18lae wrote

I dunno, man. I found it to be ruff.

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ramriot t1_iy21nqh wrote

I dunno, service looking a bit ruff right now.

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Cthuluslovechild t1_iy3ipp1 wrote

"Psssst... for five dollars I'll tell you the ones I pissed on."

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Midknight129 t1_iy3ja7u wrote

Me: Excuse me, do you have any <snicker> Dogwood trees?
Doggo: Sir, that's a bit insensitive, and borderline offensive.
Me: Sorry... so, what do you recommend?
Doggo: Follow me, I'll show you all my birches <snicker>
Me: LOL
Doggo: LOL
Me: Hahhh... how are you even talking?
Doggo: Duolingo

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