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DementedNitesoul t1_j1svf3o wrote
Imagine calling in the claim and having to say you have front end damage due to hitting a speed bump
Jbinksy t1_j1syfbt wrote
And then sending a picture of those tiny tires
ToothlessGrandma t1_j1u11ky wrote
Pretty sure those are legos
The-Vale t1_j1xetg0 wrote
Wouldn't matter what tires they had, that front end is hitting anything more than an inch high. Shit will take the head off a grasshopper it's so low to the ground.
Agitated-Joey t1_j1uhso5 wrote
With enough speed anything is possible.
lxh40036 t1_j1uhtq6 wrote
With enough speed anything is possible.
// With enough speed, you can even go back in time.
transponder7 t1_j1suvpz wrote
He car too big for he goddamn feet
gokism t1_j1sw213 wrote
Someone who's not compensating for anything. He keeps about 36 spares in a grocery bag in the back. Needs to change them out every 250 miles.
chalklitt t1_j1tb04q wrote
With a screwdriver!
Ok-Truth-7589 t1_j1tjzw6 wrote
250 miles!?
More like 2.5 miles.
DvlsAdvct108 t1_j1sxkk7 wrote
Body and chassis by Subaru. Wheels by Lego
Abnmlguru t1_j1tc1gz wrote
Fun fact:
Lego is the world's largest tire manufacturer.
SeanBlader t1_j1tevuw wrote
And they blow away the debate between amount of wheels vs doors in the world.
randomguy1972 t1_j1t7zlh wrote
Wheels by matchbox. I'm pretty sure Lego wheels are bigger.
Fenrunner t1_j1u4yrl wrote
The tiny wheels and big body. Looks like a water bear. A Car-digrade if you will.
NachoNachoDan t1_j1suqy0 wrote
Kirby ate my damn Subaru!
Skittles_the_Unicorn t1_j1su0ij wrote
I was wondering who ripped off my lawn mower.
Villain_of_Brandon t1_j1szgwp wrote
- What kind of wheel set up do you have?
> I have a staggered setup, two 7's on the front, and four 5's on the rear.
- What. TheFuck?
xethorn t1_j1t0lnk wrote
Curious... AI generated ?
SeanBlader t1_j1tezzs wrote
You could probably manage that in Photoshop with the stretching tool.
JohnnyGFX t1_j1te7hg wrote
I suspect as much.
Commentment_Phobe t1_j1t0mf1 wrote
Jesus Christ! I really wanna know what their undercompensating for!
OrichinalArts t1_j1szv2u wrote
This is borderline amazing
MyTrademarkIsTaken t1_j1tdnt6 wrote
Those wheels spinning at 60000 rpm when mans doing 25 in a residential neighborhood
Cocoa_Butter_3000 t1_j1stmtg wrote
Drifting on tic tacs
MajorArtery t1_j1tepzu wrote
Should have used the cold wash.
twohedwlf t1_j1su4sm wrote
*Blasts by at redline in top gear*
*Passes at walking speed*
CharToll t1_j1suf19 wrote
Double rear axle though… pretty tight.
SeanBlader t1_j1tf2o9 wrote
And since it's a Subaru, does that mean it's 6WD?
SirNedKingOfGila t1_j1tnjyn wrote
Sadly, still just AWD
dblan9 t1_j1swzz6 wrote
When your tires need replacing and all you have are lawn mower wheels.
happyclaim808 t1_j1sxfb6 wrote
When the car is going 30 the wheels are doing 97.8 Do the math.
Swagiedonut t1_j1t1oha wrote
They need to put this in the new need for speed
chooseatree t1_j1t2i97 wrote
Perfect Snow machine. Uninsurable.
CT_Squared t1_j1t3t39 wrote
Mario Kart 8 Dx roller wheels
DadsRGR8 t1_j1tz1s8 wrote
It was in the pool!
ShibariEmpress t1_j1u76rv wrote
reminds me of tiny peter griffin
ACreativeAccountName t1_j1u8t2u wrote
Picture credit: Helicoptopus on IG and all other platforms. He made a bunch of these that he calls Dinks because they're the opposite of giant-wheeled Donks.
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Iliamna_remota t1_j1t001m wrote
Named "Lil Scootsy"
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Antenolol t1_j1t515x wrote
No never Nada nope can’t not allowed
GANDORF57 t1_j1t5cdc wrote
The local Soap Box Derbies are getting intense!
steelup21 t1_j1t5nf6 wrote
Why?? Why
SirNedKingOfGila t1_j1tnliy wrote
STANCE
Echo71Niner t1_j1t7vln wrote
If this was real I would be very impressed.
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Ghoullag t1_j1thctb wrote
First time I ever see a car with downes syndrome. Crazy how nature do that.
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j1ti2s1 wrote
They will need a map of all speed bumps, manhole covers, railroad crossings and anything else that might reach a height of 1.5 inches above the road.
ktaphfy t1_j1w4r5c wrote
Apple Maps is back!
nubsauce87 t1_j1tk4rm wrote
I can just hear the engine roaring, and the car moving all of 15 mph...
-Ripper2 t1_j1tksph wrote
I bet that’s one smooth ride
shuni_725 t1_j1tpvd3 wrote
Reminds me of a hamster for some reason.
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blocker1980 t1_j1tr955 wrote
For all I know this could be a legitimate trend nowadays!
thebarkbarkwoof t1_j1u12gy wrote
That’s probably what a flying car would actually look like
og-lollercopter t1_j1u19m4 wrote
They need more camber for that stance life bro.
nevernorm t1_j1uabi0 wrote
People who have squatted trucks look the same lol
iCaliSurf t1_j1uivpv wrote
The spare is full sized
dudiest t1_j1unh4z wrote
He wants to shift real quick and hit all red lines as he travels trough a school zone.
bmk37 t1_j1uq29d wrote
If their real tires need to be filled or tended to do they have to remove panels from the car? Sounds totally worth it…
No-Butterscotch3123 t1_j1us909 wrote
I could imagine Mr krabs walking sound as it rolls by
kinglance3 t1_j1uxczq wrote
Take this shit down before it becomes a new fad.
OdysseyZen t1_j1uxx2v wrote
Sicks wheels!
tewnewt t1_j1uylct wrote
Wheels 10,000 rpm
Speed 10 mph
Kuvenant t1_j1vb7sn wrote
Cheat code for being a different class of person, drive a vehicle withan extra axle to require a different class license.
brilliantarm2244 t1_j1vl34n wrote
Baby wheels, I'm pairing you up with...regular wheels.
llcorona t1_j1wp06d wrote
r/subaru yet?
ChipmunkDependent128 t1_j1wtpx3 wrote
R FUNNY
andreas_peter_pfundt t1_j1zyaj6 wrote
This honestly looks like a wheely bad design.
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Revanchist8921 t1_j1st6we wrote
Imagine trying to get over a speed bump with that