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SonicBoom500 t1_j5xb2fq wrote

It took me a second than I realized how weird it sounds

“Serial toilet clogger”, I can only assume what that means 😆😅

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pluribusduim t1_j5xbbut wrote

I guess he didn't have his poop knife handy.

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Kileni t1_j5xbilk wrote

His life went to pot.

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Kileni t1_j5xbj7y wrote

The jury flushed in anger.

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Chris-Intrepid t1_j5xcc11 wrote

I had to deal with a guy like this. But he got his. I was a manager at BK and I got transferred to a different restaurant. Soon after starting there I heard employees fighting over, "who's turn it was to take care of the mess the creepy old guy left in the bathroom". To my horror, and apparently he did this quite often, but he stole all the extra rolls of tp and any paper towels he could find in the bathroom. Shoved them into the toilet and then took a big shit on top of it. The mess was so bad you had to scoop it out. We had two entrances for customers, one was down the hall across from the bathrooms. So he would come in there and sneak back out, but a couple employees knew what he looked like. After dealing with this a few times, I broke the rules and started locking the extra entrance. Not long after an angry customer came up to the counter wanting to speak with the manager, so I asked him what was wrong. He demanded to know why the back door was locked. So I told him some weirdo was clogging the toilet and then using it. He got even angrier and stormed off. That's when the staff started laughing and informed me HE was the wrido. We never had that issue again.

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DynoMiteDoodle t1_j5xefhl wrote

I bet he regretted it when he was put in a prison cell with no toilet and no toilet paper.

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BTruStory t1_j5xhw40 wrote

He tried to throw his life down the drain… but it didn’t flush

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3ntr0py_ t1_j5xhx3g wrote

Since when did too much fiber become a crime?

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KorgX3 t1_j5xivus wrote

Replying to Chris-Intrepid (#1,500,566)

We had a delivery driver at Little Caesar's who had no respect whatsoever for the men's watercloset. Between deliveries, he would take these amazing shits that would always clog the old 3.5 gallon toilet and stink up the whole fucking restaurant. Now you got me wondering if he wasn't stuffing shit down the toilet and using fart spray. Either way, it wasn't my problem; it was just obnoxious to work with.

Bonus points: when the kid got fired, he used the toilet one last time, and double-deckered it.

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Fuzzie_Lee t1_j5xizpm wrote

I thought the police had nothing to go on.

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Scubastevedisco t1_j5xwlot wrote

Replying to Chris-Intrepid (#1,500,566)

>uld take these amazing shits that would always clog the old 3.5 gallon toilet and stink up the whole fucking restaurant. Now you got me wondering if he wasn't stuffing shit down the toilet and using fart spray. Either way, it wasn't my problem; it was just obnoxious to work with.
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>Bonus points: when the kid got fired, he used the toilet one last time, and double-deckered it.

When I worked briefly at a tire warehouse one time a trucker had to use the restroom. He used the office one of course. We started noticing a bad smell after about 30 minutes, went in to see what the damage was and I kid you not, there was shit all over the walls and ceiling.

It was fucked.

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wrecktvf t1_j5y2t8q wrote

If clogging toilets is a crime, consider me El Chapo

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jmpires t1_j5y7sb8 wrote

“Serial” implies the existence of an ongoing investigation in these matters to connect the dots

“Sentenced” implies some sort of trial in a court where, unfortunately, evidence has to be displayed

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micromaniac_8 t1_j5zg843 wrote

Oh shit... thanks for the reminder to eat more fiber.

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54_actual t1_j60bc2p wrote

that explains why his face looked flush.

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