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MaleficentPi t1_j2vhl4p wrote

Reply to comment by Tmig89 in Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79

You're not Catholic by chance, are you?

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Tmig89 t1_j2vhqtm wrote

I am not but don’t they have like a Saint of kidney stones or some shit? That’s pretty wild but in the moment I can see it. You’d do anything to be done with that shit.

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MaleficentPi t1_j2vi22x wrote

Man there's a saint of computer hardware failure and a patron saint of sex workers, I am SURE there is a patron saint of kidney stones.

Granted I have a feeling the name is Saint OH SHITBALLS JESUS FUCK IN HEAVEN or similar.

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EsUnTiro t1_j2vyds6 wrote

I have heard they are also the Saint of Testicular Torsion

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DAWTSF t1_j2wn7hb wrote

I'm going to see the Saints of Testicular Torsion this weekend. Should be a good show.

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lifetake t1_j2w44o6 wrote

There’s a saint of kidneys in general. And seeks to protect kidney sufferers which would include kidney stones

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mb10240 t1_j2wr423 wrote

Saint Marina of Antioch in Pisidia (255-270AD) is recognized as the patron saint of kidneys.

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DuncanIdahoPotatos t1_j2wi5vg wrote

My Catholic in-laws all have stones. What the fuck is in those crackers?

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Atty_for_hire t1_j2xbanp wrote

Emotions, feelings, and guilt that are swallowed eventually come out as kidney stones.

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GeorgeAF t1_j2zg6s9 wrote

Them crackers got kidney stones in them.

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