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Upper-Job5130 t1_j2n0w9a wrote
Nope. That's not terrifying at all. Not one bit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get the farthest away from any body of water that I possibly can.
whendidisaythat t1_j2n1yh5 wrote
r/bettereveryloop
Flaky_Explanation t1_j2n2jn4 wrote
When she asks what that tail do
guitaroomon t1_j2n31w4 wrote
Man...fuck those things. Seriously.
Still having nightmares about that video I never should have watched involving one with a body in its mouth swimming by a footbridge.
I will leave it to your imagination WHAT kind of body it was.
theghostofgotti t1_j2nbcen wrote
The massive amount of power expelled in order to generate that kind of thrust (in water no less) is just baffling. Imagine being the poor, unassuming bastard just looking for a drink and having this beast drag you to your death. Jesus.
temptedtempest t1_j2nbk0w wrote
Hips don’t lie
jfduval76 t1_j2ncp2e wrote
Someone ball sacks just got ripped !
whooo_me t1_j2nfbwh wrote
Stupid sexy crocodile…
TheArchdude t1_j2nnp9v wrote
So long and thanks for all the fish.
DekuVolt t1_j2nq03p wrote
Zesty alligator 😳
johnschnee t1_j2nq8cm wrote
came here for that comment
BadBoiBill t1_j2nqpth wrote
so they CAN get in the boat
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maelstron t1_j2nvbe2 wrote
Sexy dance
It is almost flying, damn it is really dangerous
LineChef t1_j2nvq0a wrote
Looks like me tryna get out of my wet swim suit.
rendrr t1_j2nxtic wrote
Haters gonna hate
TheyCallMeMrMaybe t1_j2ny5if wrote
I can tell you're not in Florida.
MercyReign t1_j2o0t70 wrote
Holy fuck! Didn’t know they could do that!
P.S. Some snakes can slither on water horizontally, as a result, staying afloat.
Nazamroth t1_j2o4z1a wrote
Sir, please stop molesting our crocodilians.
ExoStab t1_j2o6wwn wrote
Them swinging back legs.
Zalensia t1_j2o76bk wrote
Beautiful dinosaur deserves respect! ❤️
Zalensia t1_j2o7itg wrote
It's a damn Dino, what do you expect, a puppy kiss 💋 🤣
Zalensia t1_j2o7m7f wrote
Looks like me getting into mine 🤣 🤣 🤣
LimeWarrior t1_j2od3ee wrote
Jump, gator!
whooo_me t1_j2oemk6 wrote
Those are some serious allegations, and I’d love to meet the Allegator
Butterbuddha t1_j2oeql7 wrote
Sliding into her DMs like
blobejex t1_j2oeujh wrote
I read « shitting vertical » at first and it got my attention. Now im disappointed
BeeBarfBadger t1_j2otfnp wrote
Gotta go, my planet needs me.
HuskyRacoon t1_j2oxrxe wrote
This will be investagatored.
Cranberryoftheorient t1_j2oz0cq wrote
This whole investigation is a load of Croc!
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Pontos88 t1_j2p3i8q wrote
*wiggle wiggle*
ipslne t1_j2pcecb wrote
Don't worry, the holding cell has a set of dumbbells so you can rep til an officer gets you.
Bad pun? :(
fricafrac t1_j2pd7i5 wrote
Maybe, deep down, I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the KT extinction, physically unchanged for one hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, with a bite force if 20,000 Newtons and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.
Either_Vacation6975 t1_j2pdtaf wrote
>Nope. That's not terrifying at all. Not one bit.
Brain aneurysms are scary too. They can happen at any time.
Lucky_Dragonfruit881 t1_j2pi8x1 wrote
They're a silent killer
shimsham69 t1_j2powmk wrote
I like how the legs just flop side to side
Welllistentothis t1_j2pper6 wrote
Hook is a codfish!
farsaver t1_j2pxzf3 wrote
Floridan space program
leraspberrie t1_j2pye58 wrote
North Dakota, fucker is still too close.
road-hogwithanolddog t1_j2qil58 wrote
Looks like Axl Rose dancing
atle95 t1_j2qj0lz wrote
Imagine how much more power it would take to generate that thrust in air.
iPull80GsN1Day t1_j2r6krf wrote
NOPE
greyjungle t1_j2rh8hf wrote
Those little legs
DanontheMoon t1_j2n0hbj wrote
Wheeeeeeeee