Submitted by WendysFrostyandFries t3_10kizjj in jerseycity
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jjvvllxx t1_j5tentd wrote
malina118 t1_j5upr12 wrote
Amazing foreplay is subtle and takes years....they're pro level at this.
mooseLimbsCatLicks t1_j5vgxoe wrote
Just years and years of Whole Foods edging
[deleted] t1_j5wq6zs wrote
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Rogue-Journalist t1_j5s0e02 wrote
From a practical standpoint it could mean they are moving in tools and equipment they don't want anyone to see/steal.
For example, the one guy who shows up there once a month might need a screwdriver.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5thx88 wrote
That’s a really good point. Never thought of that!
australianjockeyclub t1_j5s9jl3 wrote
Ha. Perhaps spraying/painting something near the ground (insulation? water barrier?) that they don’t want to get on the glass
Affectionate-Buy2539 t1_j5r0d73 wrote
So...who has a periscope that will look in the open section at the top and report back?
Wearenevermeeting t1_j5thjkr wrote
Larry David & Jeff
caroline_elly t1_j5til1q wrote
You can see it from the other side. Still dirt ground and no visible progress as of a week ago.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5uwz0b wrote
You can’t see it on Columbus
caroline_elly t1_j5vdpyc wrote
Not if you're across the street lol.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5vemg0 wrote
Ooooooooh
Affectionate-Buy2539 t1_j5tivpi wrote
Dang and here I was hoping for some physical comedy 😂
reputationStan t1_j5r4czc wrote
lmaooo. imagine if the escalator doesn't work on the first day of opening
munsuro t1_j5rf2pl wrote
Walked by yesterday and the plumbing van was there. Guys were inside walking around looking busy. No more dirt ground.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5thyzo wrote
I thought the dirt floor gave it some character
munsuro t1_j5uo8sw wrote
Missed opportunity to plant organic produce in store. "Grown in New Jersey"
JPwnr t1_j5uvaw7 wrote
Five concrete mixer trucks out there today. Progress!
cpwashere t1_j63ih4z wrote
On Monday of this week they laid the concrete for the floor. I was walking by and they had the door open by the parking garage opening so I could see in. So it seems progress has picked up recently.
Hairy_Medicine_9131 t1_j5rsedx wrote
I don’t know what’s slower the Whole Foods or a dispensary
michael_scarn17 t1_j5r42j4 wrote
Feel like it’s been that way for a while
Beatbud t1_j5r6vlq wrote
The bikes racks are sexy tho.
jasonleeobrien t1_j5ro8p1 wrote
LUXURY PROGRESS
KungPuPanda t1_j5tflh1 wrote
Where is this?
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5tg4n3 wrote
Columbus & Washington
fulanita_de_tal t1_j5ummco wrote
Some day, I don't know when but definitely someday, we will go from complaining about our thirst For JC WF to complaining about how long the lines are at JC WF.
jerseycityfrankie t1_j5uwu1u wrote
By the time they open a dozen eggs will be much cheaper here than anywhere else. At $35.
Zestyclose_Tooth_852 t1_j60718o wrote
6+ cement trucks outside yesterday! Maybe a miracle will happen and it will open by summer
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DontBeEvil1 t1_j5so0ab wrote
And yet you're still standing outside of it, at night, taking pictures of the covered windows. 🤦
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5tbooa wrote
I was waiting to cross the street. I was on my way home from work
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5tsnw6 wrote
And then you were standing outside of it, at night taking pictures of the covered windows.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5tu78c wrote
Because I was waiting to cross the street. Yes
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5tw6d7 wrote
No, because you wanted to take the picture. I, like many others, wait to cross that street every day. Most of us don't take pictures of the covered windows at Whole Foods and post it on the internet "because we're waiting to cross the street."
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5uer4f wrote
I’m walking on Columbus, notice that the Whole Foods has covered the windows, thought “that’s funny now we can’t see their slow progress”. I get to the corner and I have to wait for the lights to change. While I’m waiting I thought “maybe I’ll take a picture. People on this subreddit might get a kick out of it” so then I took the picture and made a post. If I didn’t have to wait I wouldn’t have cared enough to take the picture. It’s really not that deep bud.
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5us29c wrote
I'm on Reddit, I see yet another post and photo of how Whole Foods has slow progress, in case anyone missed the one posted by someone else 5 minutes prior. I see the post is commenting on how they covered the windows while they're working (as if this is ground breaking news and every other commercial business doesn't do this). I find it curious that now that you can't even see what you assume to be slow progression, and now in actuality have no idea what the inside looks like, you still feel compelled to take pictures of covered windows and complain about what you think the inside may look like. I comment on it. You oddly dance around the fact that you took the photo and posted in because you wanted to, and ignore the fact that waiting to cross the street does not automatically compel people to take photos of covered windows on an under construction Whole Foods and post it.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5uw04v wrote
I’m not reading all that tbh
jerseycityfrankie t1_j5ux9af wrote
This is the worst case of Whole Foods Night Photography Shaming I’ve ever seen.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5uxk22 wrote
I have no idea why they’re so bothered. It’s really not that serious. Haha
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5v41jd wrote
That's EXACTLY what I say every time someone like you complains every hour on the hour about the "slow progress" of an under construction Whole Foods. 🤷♂️
1st World Problems. Haha
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5v7bi9 wrote
I don’t really care about the progress. It’s just a joke. I don’t have any intention to shop there when it opens. It’s expensive and I’d rather support smaller businesses or other groceries.
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5v3m8u wrote
LOL. Of course not. You have a limited amount of time to snap more pics of the under construction Whole Foods. 🤦😂
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5v6kjg wrote
Why are you so pressed? Are you okay?
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5vbftg wrote
That's what I thought when I saw this post.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5vbzee wrote
Oh! That explains your reaction. Lol no I’m not pressed because I don’t care about WF. I’m okay because I don’t care about WF. It’s a subreddit joke.
However, you seem oddly pressed over nothing and you seem unwell.
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5vcovg wrote
Oh, you're a Doctor too? You should have led with that.
Your post just makes it seem like you're obsessed with a construction site. And then your subsequent comments make it seem like you just have a terrible sense of humor.
Not in the market for a humorless doctor, though, so you can keep your tele-diagnosis to yourself. 🤷♂️
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5ved8a wrote
You don’t have to be a doctor to notice someone is unwell. That’s why I’m asking if you’re okay. Judging your responses, I would definitely suggest that you see a mental health expert.
You made an assumption, it’s really not that serious.
Breathe. Take a walk. Calm down. It will be okay. It’s just a Reddit post.
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5vmkyr wrote
Oh, you just have to post pics, to Reddit, of covered windows at a construction site? Well, that makes your diagnosis even more worthless. 🤷♂️
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5vpdk7 wrote
There’s an ongoing joke in this subreddit that the Whole Foods is taking a long time. I posted a picture b/c the windows are covered. Now people can’t see the slow progress.
Call your insurance to see what doctors are in your network.
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5w013j wrote
That was addressed with the observation of your lacking sense of humor. 🤷♂️
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5w1wim wrote
Other people got it and I really don’t respect your opinion. Anyway, check out betterhelp
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5w2a0n wrote
You don't get what a sense of humor is. I got it. It's not funny. That's the point. 😂
There's some improv and stand up classes I could recommend. Because your post was the exact OPPOSITE of a joke. 🤷♂️
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5w44zd wrote
Other people got it, so your point is moot. Humor isn’t defined by your opinion.
I’ll got to an improv class when you finally see a doctor. But in all seriousness I hope you’re just trolling. Surely you’re not this unwell and annoying.
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5w4lxm wrote
I got it. It's not funny. Jokes are supposed to be funny. You don't get that. 🤷♂️
You're not a doctor, comedian, or good photographer. 🤷♂️
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5w5jhz wrote
Humor isn’t defined by your opinion. Is that something that you can comprehend?
You’re insinuating that only doctors can tell when someone is unstable, only comedians can tell jokes, and only photographers can take pictures. I might not be any of those things but at least Im not pressed over a Reddit post.
DontBeEvil1 t1_j5w5yls wrote
Another nugget from the non doctor non comedian non photographer who gives unsolicited diagnoses, makes unfunny jokes, and takes bad photos. You just keep them coming, don't you!
My opinion is defined by my opinion. Pity you need that explained to you. 🤷♂️
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5w6idx wrote
Another nugget from someone who was pressed over a Reddit post. You just keep them coming, don’t you!
Your own opinion is defined by yourself but you don’t define other peoples opinions. Pity you need that explained to you. 🤷♂️
D_Empire412 t1_j5rm6fn wrote
I'd much rather see an Apple Store. I feel that will gentrify the area more.
caroline_elly t1_j5tifww wrote
Have you noticed the demographics in a whole foods vs apple store?
EarthGoddessDude t1_j5tq40f wrote
Enlighten us. I’m very much against an Apple Store there, but I want hear more about the demographics.
caroline_elly t1_j5vdthu wrote
Whole foods has more yuppies
D_Empire412 t1_j5tiq16 wrote
They are both expensive stores which show wealth in an area.
WendysFrostyandFries OP t1_j5tbqvh wrote
Same tbh
mooseLimbsCatLicks t1_j5qyrly wrote
This increases the thirst because it will make the imagination run wild