*spotted

If anyone would like to share their worst vehicle collision you've had with Turkey's, I'm curious to know how bad the damage one. I've come close but never made contact.

Are those the ones that chase the mailman and ups drivers around the block

Listening to this is an annual Thanksgiving tradition at my house. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/452/poultry-slam-2011/act-two-0

No.

Turkeys deserve spite.

They are assholes.

Correct. Cause they are spited everywhere

Idk about collisions but there was a pair in Carver that would stand in the middle of an intersection and peck aggressively at all the cars

I had two toms around Wednesday. One was all puffed up and gobbling in the backyard. The other was all puffed up looking at his reflection on my car. Thank goodness I saw before he started attacking. I shooed him away before he could do any damage.

Legally speaking if I accidentally hit one with my car am I allowed to bring it home and cook it?

Around Merriam I built a house on that street and watched it every day

Years ago my mom and dad hit one on the highway and the things smashed through the window and did some damage to their jeep. My poor mom was covered in glass and turkey guts and was traumatized.

Not in Massachusetts, but in many other states its legal. Google your state and "road kill laws".

I have had one collision with a turkey. It's dumb head bounced off my old trucks metal bumper.

Colorado: Ma, what did you put over this mountain lion, it’s delicious.

They want revenge