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Dr4zhar t1_jacqfd7 wrote

When they caught me:

"you smoke?"

"yup"

"can you give me a cig?"

the end

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chlronald t1_jadwjv8 wrote

Now he is REALLY glad that his dad didn't catch him masturbating.

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T_Foxtrot t1_jad2e0y wrote

i would prefer that approach over my dad trying to convince me to drink with him

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ADHDblacksmith t1_jaeqsg1 wrote

When I was 15, my dad asked me to check if his beer was good

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Hephaestus_God t1_jae4ls3 wrote

How tf can you hide smoking? No shot you don’t smell like smoke lol. Nothing can cover it up

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inhale_my_buttcrack t1_jaekc0b wrote

Keep your hand away from you,the wind here usually blows away from you,drink soda to kill the smell in your mouth and wash your hands first thing home

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Distinct_Stand_1962 t1_jad0att wrote

That is going to be one hell of an awkward situation until all those 20 cigs are all lit up

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WaveLaVague t1_jaekk60 wrote

Smoke it all so I can pay my bills on time, by myself.

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ZoeIsNotLegalLoli t1_jadnih6 wrote

catches you and makes you go through the whole bottle of lotion in front of him

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Expert_Gate8947 t1_jae0px3 wrote

Found the American

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imatunerreddit t1_jae4k1q wrote

r/foundtheamerican

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Expert_Gate8947 t1_jae4pxs wrote

Imagine having to use lotion and tissues to masturbate

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DeniGS70 t1_jaem63y wrote

I mean this could also apply to the circumsized eastern europeans tbh

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Expert_Gate8947 t1_jaen7ed wrote

Other than Albanians and Turks we don't do genital mutilation in Europe.

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DeniGS70 t1_jaer0u4 wrote

Some muslim macedonians but thats rare af

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Trelefor t1_jadfa6a wrote

This exact thing is how both of my brothers got hooked on cigarettes.

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elparker74 t1_jae4k64 wrote

My grandfather caught me and my brother smoking a cigarette behind the garage when we were like 10 and 11... He said, "So you boys want to smoke? OK come with me." And he marched us up to the house and made us both smoke an entire cigar. I felt so sick after that that I never touched another tobacco product ever again.

Valuable lesson learned that day.

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KissMyUSSR t1_jaeqf40 wrote

And there are opposite stories of people getting hooked up on cigarettes after such experiences. Pretty sure it's not the best way to prevent a child from smoking

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IronStorm13 t1_jacpbxu wrote

I feel bad for you and I hope one day you will be able to quit.

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RegularNoodles OP t1_jacq590 wrote

Every meme you ever see is actually true about the person posting it

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coldascoffee t1_jacxiof wrote

That's a good lesson on brand loyalty.

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LeeHaGyeong t1_jadm8dz wrote

Well he's a terrible dad...

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ialo3 t1_jae59dp wrote

"are you doing this extremely dangerous thing?"

"do it all at once without letting your body recover!"

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Melony_Felony t1_jadsrfy wrote

when my folks caught me smoking they told me that I'm stupid and that was the end of it.

also, what is with americans and forcing the children to smoke all the ciggs in front of them? makes no sense.

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RegularNoodles OP t1_jadtf26 wrote

It’s an old trope popularized by the 1985 coming-of-age comedy classic, The Breakfast Club

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Acidbaseburn t1_jaf3cq4 wrote

maybe the idea is to make them get super nauseous from all the nicotine idk, still dumb

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Alderdex t1_jaeci1t wrote

I was forced to eat them till I puked after they caught me fake smoking, but when I started actually smoking, they didn't say anything

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Curtled t1_jad52z3 wrote

Brusters millions him out of it.

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Twosliceofbread t1_jaej5ud wrote

Takes one shot out of 400ml vodka bottle

"Look's like we need another bottle"

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GoldNRatiO_124 t1_jaf074b wrote

Glad he didn’t catch you having sex.

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