Submitted by darlin-clementine t3_yzxete in mildlyinteresting
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MrGizthewiz t1_ix3t2nc wrote
He can't hear you, there's a cashew in his ear.
Wildvikeman t1_ix446nf wrote
Caju. He’s Brazilian.
MrWeirdoFace t1_ix46dj2 wrote
Oh no! A Kaiju in his ear!
SuprememeOverlordt t1_ix4d72t wrote
A Brazilian? Wow, Now that is a lot of cashews
dorxincandeland t1_ix5axy8 wrote
A lot of hairless cashews.
Justintime4u2bu1 t1_ix6pesl wrote
Caillou would throw a temper tantrum if he wasn’t allowed to turn himself into cashews
BentoSports t1_ixaclf7 wrote
or grounded
DaBurgaRapta t1_ix7b3z2 wrote
"What's that, I can't hear you I've go beans in my ears"
Ivantheterrible3 t1_ix2y92w wrote
lmaoooooo
narref4 t1_ix3flrw wrote
I can hear the British accent behind this comment
Full-Comedian419 t1_ix3g9bt wrote
A bit odd innit
GoobeIce t1_ix3yn9i wrote
Rather
rav007 t1_ix53kqw wrote
Literally my first thought 🤣
hortekk t1_ix5hd1v wrote
Looks like poopoo 💩
Mysterytophat t1_ix2lmq6 wrote
This is the first time ive ever seen brown earbuds
lokemon_35 t1_ix2rdxz wrote
It's Pinkish Gold on the other side. They're from Samsung and I have a pair of these too. Apparently, they're colored this way partly to look like and nornalise wearing hearing aids.
TotalWarthog93 t1_ix32edi wrote
Well that’s pointless, as the hearing aids that are made now are made to be pretty much impossible to see
IShallSealTheHeavens t1_ix3a39s wrote
Have hearing aids, I think you might be referring to the implants. Those are for serious hearing loss only from my understanding. I have fairly recent hearing aids too, got them in 2019? They basically function like wireless ear buds and can connect to devices via Bluetooth. You can definitely tell they're still hearing aids tho since they'll sit on the back of your ear.
Kurai_Tora t1_ix3fxxl wrote
There are tiny hearing aids like the Phonak Virto that resemble ear plugs and stay hidden in the canal.
HPfan94 t1_ix3h9p7 wrote
A lot of people can't use hearing aids like that though. Depending on the degree of hearing loss they may not be able to provide enough power, and they definitely aren't practical for children with hearing loss.
ggdisney t1_ix3m41b wrote
Yes! My kids Dr. Said never before 18 and zero sports after. BTE (behind the ear) is what most deaf people use
aclockworkporridge t1_ix3tb9i wrote
Are they implants? Can they be taken out? Surely a doctor can't recommend a product that disallows participation in any athletic activity... Basically the only thing that's truly good for us
bziggy91 t1_ix3vog5 wrote
I believe the hearing aids they're referring to are semi-implantables. They're inserted into the ear and then left there for 3-4 months, at which point they're removed, thrown away, and replaced.
aclockworkporridge t1_ix4007f wrote
Yikes, no athletic activity for 4 months at a time sounds like a recipe for disaster later in life. But maybe it's just no contact sports or something.
Plainy_Jane t1_ix7z3kq wrote
>Basically the only thing that's truly good for us
this is such a strange way to say physical activity is good
Kurai_Tora t1_ix3hjg1 wrote
That's why they're mostly advertised for lighter hearing loss. And people who wouldn't want an external aid or implants would prefer those.
HPfan94 t1_ix3l1r4 wrote
Sorry, I probably should've replied to u/TotalWarthog93
I was just trying to explain why it's still beneficial to normalize hearing aids since not everyone can wear the nearly invisible ones.
voodooscuba t1_ix44kd8 wrote
He never heard of those.
Kurai_Tora t1_ix44oaw wrote
r/angryupvote
spontan3ous_ t1_ix3hwqc wrote
Has hearing aid technology gotten infinitely better since the foray of the wireless earbud era?
Idkhfjeje t1_ix3r9ue wrote
The only thing I can think of is ergonomics but hearing aids don't transfer and decode files via Bluetooth so there's very little technological connection.
IShallSealTheHeavens t1_ix95m2c wrote
Nope, I had them when I was in 5th grade, about.20 years ago. They still function the exact same except they now have Bluetooth. That's it lol. The shape, form factor, basically the same.
_Wraith t1_ix3lyah wrote
That's an interesting assertion. I just assumed they were colored the same as phones from that generation. I have the matching rose gold phone and earbuds.
TheInfamous313 t1_ix3iepq wrote
I'd guess they're so a wearer with brown hair and/or skin can use them without being noticed as much (ie, at work or school). Solid design idea
Paulo27 t1_ix42ca6 wrote
Except in this case it'd be someone with pinkish gold hair or skin.
zezxz t1_ix44rne wrote
Do you also think they come in black/white so black or white people can use them without being noticed as much or something?
MrWeirdoFace t1_ix46z4s wrote
That's for when they're shooting in old school film noir movie.
beardslap t1_ix2qnel wrote
Maybe it’s a hearing device rather than a music device? As such they may be coloured to fit in with a wider range of skin tones.
spooky825 t1_ix2saya wrote
It's a samsung bluetooth headphone. Source: I currently have one in my ear
DoofusMagnus t1_ix3ho8o wrote
>have one in my ear
Do you have a cashew in the other?
spooky825 t1_ix3i68p wrote
Kidney bean actually.
how-about-no-scott t1_ix3na64 wrote
It is! The rose gold ones
sundark94 t1_ix2ttpb wrote
Bluetooth? More like brownpoop, amirite?
Kasti0 t1_ix323wy wrote
Every 4th comment shall be downvoted. That’s the rule.
mcpickledick t1_ix2rxij wrote
I'd also like to know if this is the case
Ragor005 t1_ix409zc wrote
Don't let him lie to you, it's just a bean with holes
graebot t1_ix3oar9 wrote
They're called budplugs.
GoodDay2You_Sir t1_ix4r06l wrote
They the rose gold galaxy buds. The other side is shiny. But yeah. They still blend into ears pretty well.
darlin-clementine OP t1_ix3qalx wrote
Y’all are nuts! Lol, to answer your questions: I did not put the cashew in my ear, nor did I eat my earbud.
My headphones fell off of my nightstand. As, I occasionally enjoy a packet of chocolate cashews, there was a rogue one on the floor. When I went to pick up my headphones, I grabbed a headphone and the cashew thinking they were the pair.
MrWeirdoFace t1_ix477fo wrote
>I did not put the cashew in my ear, nor did I eat my earbud.
Don't knock it till you try it.
gwaydms t1_ix3yd6o wrote
Thank you for sharing this! I really needed a smile and you gave me one.
One_Lazy_Duck t1_ix4y4bc wrote
Ugh
AssCumBoi t1_ix5qk3t wrote
Haha, "nuts"
Dr_Troglodyte t1_ix48us4 wrote
And then you realised you're wearing your safety glasses instead of prescription ones.
puffmaster5000 t1_ix4bufd wrote
How do you even wear those, that's a design I've never seen before
manyahadam t1_ix53yqx wrote
Even this example is hilarious thnx man skskskdsk
KatzMwwow t1_ix6vv2g wrote
Seth Meyers taught me that cashews are not nuts.
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the_evil_comma t1_ix4po43 wrote
r/untrustworthypoptarts
joe199799 t1_ix2vkpo wrote
First of all
THE BEANS!!!!!
second I really did not like these headphones at all, they don't work for my ears whatsoever and they did not get that loud (for me anyway) not judging you if you enjoy them, just found I'm definitely more of an in ear earphone kinda person instead of sitting in your ear if that makes sense.
prime3vl t1_ix3dqwx wrote
Keep em away from the One Grit.
ratmeal t1_ix47wno wrote
Oh, my pkcell
IThinkIKnowThings t1_ix4pu22 wrote
AA!
InternetDetective122 t1_ix3v3tt wrote
Heyyyyyy
SteakShake69 t1_ix45t0d wrote
Or Frank, she may eat them.
prime3vl t1_ix4ir4z wrote
FRANK!!!
coffeecatmint t1_ix3abap wrote
It’s okay that you hate them, but they are the ONLY in ear bud that doesn’t hurt my ears. I love ‘em a lot.
Hugh_Man t1_ix3vddl wrote
I took me a while to figure out how to wear them properly, but once I did they are super comfortable, and I love how they are not in-ear.
The sound quality is a little meh though. Same for the noise cancelling.
Rubcionnnnn t1_ix361jw wrote
I think they are pretty good. The only thing I hate is that of course Samsung refuses to use the open standard APTX bluetooth protocol that everyone else uses and instead uses a proprietary one so there is an insane amount of latency (almost a full second) unless you use them with a samsung phone.
joe199799 t1_ix36eft wrote
I would look into that personally, I used them with a OnePlus 7t pro and a pixel 4a and never had that issue I believe I was using sbc for the audio codec or aac one of the two (you can switch in developer options on Android) (tap build number a shit ton of times in about phone until it says you are now a developer)
ArienSha t1_ix300do wrote
I have to be honest.. I have tried apple ones a couple time and i absolutely hated the feeling of any crap being in my ears (maybe i have freaky ears or something, i dunno), so i am actually quite passionately disliking any of them in any colour from any brand... No offense to anyone who likes them, but on top of clogging your ears, to me they all look absolutely ridonkulous. Its kinda like fleece sweaters. They look horrible, but they are terribly practical, so people wear them.
jennana100 t1_ix2mw0r wrote
My guy...did you eat your ear bud?
sciencewonders t1_ix3poqt wrote
more interesting thing here is brown earbuds' existence
probenation t1_ix2nj0z wrote
You will need a pear to connect that thing to Bluetooth.
skunk_ink t1_ix2u5sb wrote
Pears aren't compatible, it's Apple only.
SomeHorologist t1_ix3lezn wrote
HE'S GOT THE BEANS
but why tho, they kinda suck
WhoWantsThumbscrews t1_ix5x9w1 wrote
Aw my Pxcell
Daegzy t1_ix2p9g5 wrote
...are you gonna eat it?
KeithMyArthe t1_ix2q1q0 wrote
... have you tasted ear wax? Ew.
oscargamble t1_ix35daq wrote
No but I’ve smelled it 🤤
RockyDify t1_ix2q98j wrote
How close did it come to your ear?
genericuser_qwerty t1_ix32lpv wrote
r/forbiddensnacks
KeenJelly t1_ix37g4v wrote
Chocolate cashews?! Goddamn, I didn't know these existed. I guess I'll just speed run to 300lbs now.
Generic_Pete t1_ix3xouh wrote
Listening to Johnny Cash-ew
MybklynWndy t1_ix3yxlh wrote
👏🏻
Nighthawk378 t1_ix3arrj wrote
Ah nuts
Jokkitch t1_ix41pkn wrote
At least it wasn’t the other way around
Sentsuizan t1_ix2q3yf wrote
Are these the Samsung bean buds because I can't fathom why the design is so bad
ArienSha t1_ix30ar9 wrote
I used to love Samsung Galaxy phones. The earphones they came with however.... Geesh... it's like they were insisting to make them as bad humanly possible.. so now I've moved on to a diff android phone and only use big earphones
leaife t1_ix2rog3 wrote
These some cronchy beats.
Just don't mistake your earbud for the chocolate-covered cashew.
ghostfreckle611 t1_ix3mz2p wrote
Why? Did you pull it out of the case and stick in your ear?
Did it charge?
hartfarm22 t1_ix43u8m wrote
Those are some real beans mate
WhoWantsThumbscrews t1_ix5xax4 wrote
Aw my Pxcell
StnMtn_ t1_ix3lkhq wrote
Did your hearing go nutty on you?
dkl65 t1_ix44cbz wrote
This immediately reminded me of Bob the Builder mistaking a banana for his yellow cellphone.
professor_doom t1_ix484b7 wrote
I went to lint a stick of incense and it turned out to be a sparkler, which scared the shit out of me.
Another time, I accidentally started to brush my teeth with hemorrhoid cream because someone left that in the wrong drawer and they looked identical. O
IamToddDebeikis t1_ix4dd19 wrote
Found a bag of chocolate chips on the pool table. 9 year old me is in stealth mode bc im not allowed to est sugar. Pop one in my mouth and it tastes horrible. Spit it out. My grandparents walk in, I ask them about the bag. It was my grandpas kidney stones.
PlummsTheGreat t1_ix57pgj wrote
Some things shouldn’t be said out loud.
jacktalife t1_ix4lmgj wrote
Just tell us where to get chocolate coated cashews we don’t care about anything else
zuldrahn t1_ix4lz4j wrote
TIL chocolate cashews are a thing (and someone actually chooses to buy brown coloured products)
lazermaniac t1_ix4ntoj wrote
I had that happen with gum and a silicone earplug. Not a fun morning.
chev327fox t1_ix4uur7 wrote
How’s the sound quality of that cashew?
CraftyKuko t1_ix52pl4 wrote
Was this before or after you took the cashew out of your ear?
norcalcooter t1_ix59b5j wrote
Oh I needed this laugh
Lovat69 t1_ix62xcr wrote
Please tell me you didn't eat your ear bud.
go_half_the_way t1_ix2s02o wrote
And this is how my farther chewed on his hearing aid.
NenPame t1_ix2wl3g wrote
What did it sound like? Could you hear the ocean?
idiBanashapan t1_ix2z10k wrote
Chocolate covered cashews? I have never heard of these.
Ishidan01 t1_ix34lhr wrote
ok so...where is your other earbud?
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Raichu7 t1_ix3c5ji wrote
Imagine having to explain to a doctor why a grown adult is in to have a chocolate covered cashew removed from their ear.
lieblingskartoffel t1_ix3d4ch wrote
Did you put it in your ear
R-2000 t1_ix3d6qw wrote
I think that you might need glasses as well.
andzno1 t1_ix3eq54 wrote
r/forbiddenearbuds
Atxflyguy83 t1_ix3eurw wrote
Sounds nuts.
Skagganauk t1_ix3f753 wrote
Did you put it in your ear? Because if you didn’t I’ll eat it.
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WeepingAgnello t1_ix3hh8h wrote
Did it go in your ear? Let the cat lick it!
[deleted] t1_ix3i1jo wrote
Question is: Did you put candy in your ear, or did you put buds in your mouth.
mpg111 t1_ix3ia74 wrote
I need arrows and circles
DeltaBob42 t1_ix3nzls wrote
Soooo... where'd the other one go?
ken6217 t1_ix3p0j7 wrote
Must’ve been some good weed
Doomtrooper12 t1_ix3saed wrote
I hated those earbuds, they never seemed it stay on my ears, so I bought the galaxy buds pro to replace them.
2Legit2Quiz t1_ix4eym5 wrote
How are the pros? I decided to buy the Buds 2 instead, because most reviews I've read said the pros won't fit snuggly in the ear.
Doomtrooper12 t1_ix4t5io wrote
I haven't really had too many issues with them, haven't used them much but I think that stupid active noise cancellation is on by default. Sounds pretty good.
pmurcsregnig t1_ix3teoc wrote
I thought they were mini crocs
FlameHank t1_ix3twid wrote
I thought that was a kidney
InternetDetective122 t1_ix3v1lh wrote
You have the b e a n s
Shadowdragon409 t1_ix3vgj2 wrote
How do you even stick that in your ear? It's massive
DigitalSteven1 t1_ix3vly1 wrote
Yo this music is nutty!
ShortThought t1_ix3w04h wrote
THE BEANS, THE SAMSUNG BEANNS
TheHancock t1_ix3xuyk wrote
Dang cheap earbuds! Melted in my pocket again!
omnifeeder t1_ix40ffm wrote
So that must mean you ate your other earbud.
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MinerDiner t1_ix43xq8 wrote
How the hell do people wear earbuds shaped like this. They don't even fit in the ear in any way
cyk123 t1_ix43y0b wrote
That's a bean, not earbud :p
BDMblue t1_ix448i8 wrote
Are they dark to match your skin tone? I hope so because if your not black or brown it must look like poo in your ear.
Vorc70 t1_ix44lyy wrote
How does that earbud actually fit in your ear?
[deleted] t1_ix45r4w wrote
omg I have those exact same ones
Max0_o123 t1_ix467p7 wrote
"Hey, why isn't my left earbud working?"
Khaoz_Se7en t1_ix478w8 wrote
I didn’t think either of these were cashews or earbuds at first glance
Pyrox645 t1_ix479ju wrote
He bought the beans!
TheKrakenIV t1_ix47m3f wrote
Well I though you'd mistake it for something else.... You know 😜
SlapmyFace t1_ix483eo wrote
Trust me wearing a cashew is infinitely better than eating an earbud.
Ifureadthisyoulldie t1_ix48dco wrote
A skinned toned ear bud for me! Brilliant! Just in time for Black Friday. I need these
Thormeaxozarliplon t1_ix48eu2 wrote
Put a banana in your ear!
Clever_Angel_PL t1_ix4gioc wrote
I have Samsung Beans too! but black ones :)
mihirbajaj1248 t1_ix4hd3b wrote
HE'S GOT THE BEANS
vampyire t1_ix4inbd wrote
aw nuts
Knife-yWife-y t1_ix4jt5p wrote
I've seen ads for this color earbud. Now I know exactly why they bothered me so much.
Akwagazod t1_ix4kqs2 wrote
Your earbud looks like doodoo.
HyperLethalNoble6 t1_ix4lbrs wrote
The beans...
Shellsbells821 t1_ix4qxv9 wrote
QmanRocks t1_ix538l7 wrote
the beans
Griffin_Throwaway t1_ix55dch wrote
ah, the Samsung Beans
what a bizarre little wireless bud that abuses the corpse of AKG for clot
SirKittyton t1_ix5a3d9 wrote
How do you keep your beans so clean?!
MrJuniperBreath t1_ix5azip wrote
Said cashew also has a face. It's like a cocoa manatee with a bloodhound head.
Disgruntlementality t1_ix5b7b7 wrote
That’s why I got the black one.
liam_redit1st t1_ix5ccbh wrote
Worse if it was the other way around, bit crunchy
91Dinosaurs t1_ix5d14v wrote
Hahaha
Actual_Mortician t1_ix5ealr wrote
Now where is my right ear bud? Looks like yours, but black.
Google_Homeless t1_ix5rjdv wrote
The BEEAAAANS
handgrenade_enjoyer t1_ix5t4zb wrote
I see, you are a man of beans aswell.
mr-sparkles69 t1_ix5vdbd wrote
THE BEANS
TheRealDanPoli t1_ix5z8mi wrote
I bet it sounded nuts
Different_Speaker742 t1_ix63w8f wrote
We need answers mate
ThisIsTakenLol t1_ix65pm7 wrote
Galaxy Earbuds moment
itchymus t1_ix6eajp wrote
it took 3 hours to figure out why you weren't getting any sound out of that side. by then you had brown ear
jeepney_danger t1_ix6erl7 wrote
Are those the Samsung Galaxy Buds Live?
dr_greenwall t1_ix6gy09 wrote
.... no longer quite so delicious ...
SpoonsofNI13 t1_ix6h2xs wrote
The beans!!
mbrad7 t1_ix6j1sz wrote
Honestly you’re earbud looks tastier than the chocolate cashew.
bleepbipboop t1_ix6pp3p wrote
R/forbiddensnacks
limberacci t1_ix719j8 wrote
This reminds me of getting a chocolate chip stuck in my ear as a kid - from sneaking chocolate chip cookies into bed.
spec360 t1_ix7r5fn wrote
Dude wake up
brianinohio t1_ix2m2d6 wrote
Eww... chocolate gooey ear....try hydrogen peroxide...lol
CorpFillip t1_ix2r2b0 wrote
Gesundheit!
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AvidSoapLover t1_ix2wyi6 wrote
why your earbud(s) built like that 💀💀
Interesting-Step-654 t1_ix2z67f wrote
O that's nasty
ArienSha t1_ix2ldc8 wrote
Oh no.. they now also come in turd colour?
lookitsdivadan t1_ix2qimx wrote
Goes perfectly with the sound quality of the Samsung beans
MACh518 t1_ix2y4g6 wrote
Idiot
puddlejumpers t1_ix2qn4o wrote
Why did you just have a cashew hanging out with your earbuds? r/quityourbullshit
sighdoihaveto t1_ix2mhsy wrote
You ate your earbud, didn't you?