DoofusMagnus
DoofusMagnus t1_je5o6kq wrote
Toss the keys over there and see what happens.
DoofusMagnus t1_jdxptry wrote
Reply to comment by UnamedStreamNumber9 in This black and white duck spotted today by Username__-Taken
> Normal looking Muscovy duck
Can Muscovy ducks have yellow bills? All the images I'm seeing have pink and/or black bills.
DoofusMagnus t1_jd515x9 wrote
Reply to Off the highway at SXSW someone was projecting art of keanu reeves on the basketball stadium for john wick 4 by ReasonableCover1919
So it was an ad.
And now this is, too.
DoofusMagnus t1_j8tz5ny wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: A heart shaped Antlers Stag in Bushy Park by MuhammadFareedR
hart shaped
DoofusMagnus t1_j6lmsv8 wrote
Reply to Poker Face is so fun! by TheHadalZone
>it’s not a whodunit but a how-got-caught in each episode
Check out Columbo if you've never seen it, that was its premise as well.
DoofusMagnus t1_j6lmkrw wrote
This would be at home on a certain brown couch.
DoofusMagnus t1_j6ioqkv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in ELI5: What causes the stomach to make an audible grumble noise when it requires food? by bdcubedon12
>its called borborygmus
Are you sure you're not just summoning a demon?
DoofusMagnus t1_j5o6mka wrote
Reply to TIL that NBA Player Lou Williams was almost carjacked in 2011, until the thief recognized him and stopped because he was a Lou Williams fan. Lou Williams took him to McDonald's as thanks. by FiNN8778
Could have been a good way to get the guy's face on a security camera. Doesn't sound like that's the route he went, though.
DoofusMagnus t1_j55pfqr wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: swimming mask from 1920s by chandssss
Chris (Simpsons artist) vibes
DoofusMagnus t1_j1c6wkj wrote
Reply to comment by theveryrealreal in PsBattle: Caribou's antlers shedding velvet by HerbziKal
> this is where velvet comes from?
No, thankfully, it is not. They just share the name.
DoofusMagnus t1_j106fid wrote
Reply to comment by APRForReddit in I wrapped our white elephant gifts in the shape of toilet and a giant plunger. by LeftClique
Things can evolve beyond the origin of their names.
In the part you quoted you even demonstrate that the activity has names other than White Elephant. By your logic, can Yankee Swaps only be done by people in the northern US?
"Gift exchange" could describe any number of things, from a standard everyone-buys-soemthing-for-everyone-else, to Secret Santa, to White Elephant/Yankee Swap. Have you seen "gift exchange" used anywhere to specifically refer to a game of White Elephant done with non-shitty gifts?
DoofusMagnus t1_j0yt8yt wrote
Reply to comment by Jukimundo in I wrapped our white elephant gifts in the shape of toilet and a giant plunger. by LeftClique
Secret Santa is when everyone pulls the name of another participant and buys that specific person a gift. Usually you try to get them something they genuinely want.
White Elephant/Yankee Swap is when everyone brings a gift without a specific recipient in mind, everyone pulls a number, and you pick a gift in that order and can choose to either keep it or force a previous opener to swap with you. A higher number is better because you have more to choose from, except for #1 who gets their pick of anything at the end. The gifts often tend to be on the silly side.
DoofusMagnus t1_j0ysmar wrote
Reply to comment by Hi_Im_mikkos in I wrapped our white elephant gifts in the shape of toilet and a giant plunger. by LeftClique
Yep, also called a Yankee Swap.
DoofusMagnus t1_j0906pc wrote
Reply to comment by headgate19 in PsBattle: this hiking backpack by headgate19
lol, I'm glad that sub wasn't shy about the addressing the amount of toilet paper.
DoofusMagnus t1_ixkc5il wrote
Reply to comment by gmnitsua in TIL that ruminants, such as cattle, sheep, and giraffes, do not have a top row of front teeth. They instead have a dental pad where gums meet directly to their bottom row of front teeth. by gmnitsua
It's like the rectangular pupils thing all over again!
DoofusMagnus t1_ixk9l48 wrote
Reply to TIL that ruminants, such as cattle, sheep, and giraffes, do not have a top row of front teeth. They instead have a dental pad where gums meet directly to their bottom row of front teeth. by gmnitsua
Wow, okay, I'm surprised it took me this long to learn this, but I guess that finally explains the nagging feeling that something was off which I'd occasionally feel when I saw images of cow or deer skulls. Looking at images now I feel pretty dumb that it never registered with me that there are no (upper) incisors.
DoofusMagnus t1_ix3m54o wrote
Reply to comment by Conscious_Bend_7308 in TIL: raccoons are native to North America, having been introduced elsewhere only in the 20th century. by acequark
This is not true. There are the shrew opossums which despite the similar common name are a separate order from the "true" opossums, of which the Virginia opossum is only one example. And the monito del monte is another marsupial in the Americas which is even more distant from the opossums.
The fact you may be thinking of is that the Virginia opossum is the only marsupial native to the United States (and bits of Canada). I feel like I've heard it phrased as "native to North America" before but even that isn't true because there are other opossum species in Central America and into Mexico as well.
DoofusMagnus t1_ix3ho8o wrote
Reply to comment by spooky825 in A chocolate covered cashew that I mistook for my other earbud. by darlin-clementine
>have one in my ear
Do you have a cashew in the other?
DoofusMagnus t1_ivu927k wrote
Reply to comment by makalder in TIL In 1983, Air Force One (with Reagan aboard) landed six minutes before a microburst slammed into the ground at Andrews Air Force Base, causing wind speeds to hit 149 mph. At the time, that was the fastest wind speed ever measured by an anemometer. by theotherbogart
Oh? They can't be relied on to distribute their wealth? I wonder if anyone's had the idea of some sort of federal authority to collect a pre-established percentage from each of them to be pooled for use by the public.
DoofusMagnus t1_ivigdm9 wrote
DoofusMagnus t1_iqxmzfw wrote
Reply to comment by HappyHighwayman in TIL Jean Bernadotte was born a commoner in France; and died the King of Sweden by thenewcomputer
He actually was elected by the Riksdag of the Estates. Not the same as a modern popular election, but an election. Of course his descendants haven't had to bother with that whole voting nonsense.
DoofusMagnus t1_iqrsh7j wrote
Reply to comment by xX609s-hartXx in TIL the BBC released a 'Green Book' in 1949 to define comedy guidelines. Among some of the banned topics were jokes about fig leaves and vulgar use of the word 'basket'. by morecharts
No, Mr. Creosote (the guy who explodes) is from The Meaning of Life. The film that was repurposed TV sketches was And Now for Something Completely Different.
DoofusMagnus t1_jeao6ip wrote
Reply to TIL the milky way was named as such because of Hera's breaskmilk...An infant Hercules tried to nurse from her, and she threw him off. Allowing some milk to splash and creating the galaxy and all its stars... by Themakia
Just keep in mind that while the Milky Way was known as the galaxias kyklos ("milky circle") the ancient Greeks didn't understand that it was a galaxy in the modern sense of the word.
They didn't realize when they looked up at it that it was a partial, edge-on view of a huge, spiral system of billions of stars of which the Sun is one that sits near the edge.