Submitted by ckduke1 t3_10pi47k in mildlyinteresting
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loblegonst t1_j6mpwq2 wrote
It's fine. Just don't jam your fingers in your mouth after touching it.
Summoarpleaz t1_j6nyce6 wrote
… uh oh….
ckduke1 OP t1_j6lahzb wrote
There was a few limbs around it with skin and dried flesh on it. I didn't touch those
Insufferablelol t1_j6lgwx3 wrote
Um it sure looks like the piece your touching has skin and dried flesh on it.
funwhileitlast3d t1_j6m77rj wrote
How come
thunderBerrins t1_j6mjgdh wrote
Have a watch of Power of the Dog
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ckduke1 OP t1_j6ladrl wrote
I swear I was just holding it for a picture to try to get internet points...
Badass-19 t1_j6m6kui wrote
OP is sentenced to 1 hour without reddit.
Court adjourned
this_sort_of_thing t1_j6n2yq1 wrote
/r/karmacourt
Badass-19 t1_j6n60ng wrote
Lol, this sub exists! I'm a judge, and welcome to the karma court.
CyberNinja23 t1_j6ngm8c wrote
Judge goes onto reddit
Oh says here, straight to jail
Empty-Librarian1595 t1_j6km56a wrote
oh thanks, was looking for that
ckduke1 OP t1_j6lanxi wrote
If you still need it there was also some other body parts lying around
MisterEMeats t1_j6lr1l5 wrote
Did you find a liver down there somewhere? I need a new one.
ckduke1 OP t1_j6lr424 wrote
You can have mine
MisterEMeats t1_j6lr6cc wrote
I promise I'll give it back when I'm done with it!
ckduke1 OP t1_j6lrdl1 wrote
Nah I'm tired of this life. Keep it
RRioter t1_j6m1me7 wrote
You okay bro?
ckduke1 OP t1_j6m279j wrote
No, my wife left me a few years ago and my homeschool upbringing didn't equip me to talk to people irl
MisterEMeats t1_j6m5qap wrote
I understand. My wife cheated on me and threw me out of the house last January. I'm not great with people IRL either.
ckduke1 OP t1_j6m5xkq wrote
I'm sorry man. Have you been able to figure out what the next chapter looks like?
MisterEMeats t1_j6m5zya wrote
Not yet. Still working on that. How about you?
ckduke1 OP t1_j6m63io wrote
I spend lots of time running, like 20 hours a week. I got a second job and i post on Reddit a lot. So no
MisterEMeats t1_j6njd60 wrote
I think we'll be ok. Getting over crap like this takes time. We just have to keep going.
TJinAZ t1_j6myuny wrote
You've lost your nerve, haven't you?
liminal_liminality t1_j6kl2uz wrote
Make it into a wizard's staff and roam the woods calling yourself a necromancer.
ckduke1 OP t1_j6laksq wrote
My warlock name is deathclock
offensivegrandma t1_j6lwuud wrote
this_sort_of_thing t1_j6n32vf wrote
lol more like deathcock rite guys
ckduke1 OP t1_j6n3m19 wrote
No I'm hung like a buck squirrel
boutaquarterto t1_j6klki2 wrote
🤟😫🤟
bluehairbluetie t1_j6l327e wrote
I mean… that’s basically what I’ve done, except instead of roaming the woods I roam the occasional RenFaire with my necromancer staff 👀 Can confirm it makes you feel 20x more badass than roaming without one.
wefwegfweg t1_j6m7chs wrote
Bro picked it up with his bare hands like it wasn’t attached to a decaying corpse just last week
ckduke1 OP t1_j6m7k7l wrote
As the lyrical geniuses of lonely Island so eloquently said. YOLO
DezPezInOz t1_j6lnix9 wrote
"Don't worry bro, I got your back"
.... thanks folks you've been a great crowd.
TWITUS6969 t1_j6kk7hw wrote
you better hope that's not a human one
ckduke1 OP t1_j6kni80 wrote
I hope it isn't
datascience45 t1_j6koe2o wrote
It is not. The lower vertebrae of humans don't have ribs like that.
Source: feeling my own back.
kylel999 t1_j6l29y1 wrote
Human pelvi also don't look anything like that. I'm betting on coyote.
waehle-weise t1_j6nadm7 wrote
The spine looks too stiff for a coyote and the pedicles of the vertebrae in dogs are smaller. I would guess it's a deer.
Source: My degree in Veterinary medicine
Source 2: This is how "Rehrücken" (deer roast) looks on a plate https://ibb.co/0ZTT6VM
waehle-weise t1_j6n7eh9 wrote
Human vertebrae have pedicles too. The pelvis and spine are way too small though for a human.
Source: Anatomy book
iJustWantMyTaco t1_j6kn9zm wrote
Sorry I dropped it
ckduke1 OP t1_j6knv3u wrote
Well i left it where i found it. Dm for the Google 📍
deathbykoolaidman t1_j6kp37b wrote
Great find! What animal do you think it could be from?
ckduke1 OP t1_j6kriby wrote
Maybe a deer or coyote
Carrot_stix121 t1_j6lat82 wrote
Bone sword
ckduke1 OP t1_j6lb07p wrote
It is the model i use for my death knight armor set
Darklord_Bravo t1_j6lvrh6 wrote
Someone call Kevin McCarthy. They finally found his spine.
notkeny t1_j6msdgo wrote
That you touched. With your bare hands.
Doormatty t1_j6kjs3z wrote
Are you sure it's not an interestingly shaped rock?
Invasivetoast t1_j6ksdpm wrote
Looks like it had scoliosis
Amonster101 t1_j6kr2la wrote
Why touch? Yucky
ckduke1 OP t1_j6krmq7 wrote
I don't know, i pick up all kinds of things i find
Irlydntknwwhyimhere t1_j6l2lny wrote
So you just think “what the hell, I’ll just pick up these dead animal parts?”
Seriously tho, I really hope you thoroughly cleaned your hands before touching anything else
ckduke1 OP t1_j6l9yb3 wrote
I went home and ate chilie with my bare hands and had to take a full on shower after
NicKlaus13 t1_j6kwmvf wrote
You can sell that to a chiropractor for top dollar!! Quick spit shine and it make a fine desk display!
HouseOfAplesaus t1_j6ky6pm wrote
I should call him.
ckduke1 OP t1_j6lasxu wrote
What would you call him?
HouseOfAplesaus t1_j6lck2y wrote
The one who got away
theveryrealreal t1_j6mxm7v wrote
Spineless SOB
FeweF8 t1_j6ljgyj wrote
He found the corpse part? But he’s not even part of the race!
hollth1 t1_j6mmix7 wrote
If you turn it sideways does it turn into a spine row?
JM062696 t1_j6mmqur wrote
I can't imagine taking a nice walk, spotting a decaying spinal column, then picking it up with my bare hands
Affectionate-Dig7094 t1_j6nnrz8 wrote
Anthrax is awesome
ckduke1 OP t1_j6no0eq wrote
@dea @fbi, y'all should possibly check out this guy
OkInvestigator7629 t1_j6kzlv9 wrote
Dont touch random cadavers
ckduke1 OP t1_j6laund wrote
But it gets me internet points?
OkInvestigator7629 t1_j6lckpr wrote
ok ok... but not too often
avenger76 t1_j6kzyjz wrote
You found Hoffa!
ckduke1 OP t1_j6l0lut wrote
I think his pelvis was larger than this, but I'm not sure. Maybe this is a rock
dog_fart_taco t1_j6lidjz wrote
And your reaction was to touch it barehanded?
ckduke1 OP t1_j6linky wrote
Yolo
_Goose_ t1_j6macud wrote
Put it down. That’s been inside something
Designer-Mirror-7995 t1_j6nocdc wrote
Something that's actually mildly interesting. And cool.
Now, to the comments to find out what type animal!
Wow, thanks for the award!
ckduke1 OP t1_j6noldi wrote
Based on a few threads we think it's either Jimmy Hoffa, a bird, or a rock.
Designer-Mirror-7995 t1_j6npd4v wrote
A BIG bird, if so. But definitely not a rock anyway. Can't say 'bout Hoffa, anything is possible lol. They never found Jack either...
ckduke1 OP t1_j6npnfp wrote
Responsible-Agent-19 t1_j6nuwvn wrote
This isn't really sex, this isn't really life This isn't really anything I think I like
And I will not sit on broken glass Not for you or anyone I will not cut my ass
We have no reasons but we still have fun Down on the floor, baby, whisper my name
And when you rip my back to shreds I dig my boots into The soft remains of your spine
I want to savage Your spinal remains I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains In chains
This isn't really sex, this isn't really life This isn't really anything I think I like
And I will sit on broken glass Not for you or anyone I will not cut my fucking ass
I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains They're making you change
beccabootie t1_j6kspcx wrote
This happened from time to time where I used to live near a State park. The area had been a Native American graveyard.
ckduke1 OP t1_j6laro3 wrote
Isn't the whole West a native American grave yard?
HarryHacker42 t1_j6lod4x wrote
Whew!!! What died around here?
ckduke1 OP t1_j6loh4r wrote
I think it was either a young deer or a coyote
Ok-Mammoth1143 t1_j6lq1nu wrote
Well
It’s definitely not human so you didn’t find a murder victim
radiation34 t1_j6m35nz wrote
Get a backbone and stop being a wimp.
NerdWisdomYo t1_j6m7gl8 wrote
It looks like your taking a walk though mordor At least somewhere in middle earth
ckduke1 OP t1_j6m7ow3 wrote
I live at the edge national Forest land on top of a hill overlooking a canyon. At the bottom of the canyon is a gravel pit. When the operation is in full swing it sounds like the fires of Mordor when they're making the orcs. The rest of the time it's pretty peaceful. When birds fly by I can often hear their wings flap. I spend most of the time on my own exploring and enjoying the desert.
CHASESOMEGASH t1_j6m9hvx wrote
R/accidentalspinalcolumn *
Kekus32 t1_j6mcvp6 wrote
That's a neat sword you got here!
kiba87637 t1_j6mh3v2 wrote
I would give it to one of your co workers.
theveryrealreal t1_j6mxkhj wrote
Break it in half and give it to two coworkers
Affectionate_Gur5607 t1_j6mx0fl wrote
My gamer instincts are telling me to use it as a legendary weapon
TazocinTDS t1_j6mzyna wrote
Sub Zero Wins.
FATALITY.
Redfish680 t1_j6n2vro wrote
Belonged to my boss…
ckduke1 OP t1_j6n3jwu wrote
Found Justin Trudeau's secretary
Ecstatic-Hearing-563 t1_j6n7bs2 wrote
Nice
ckduke1 OP t1_j6ndpyz wrote
Nicccccee
BuffaloFrend t1_j6n8jzs wrote
Judging by the size, I'd have to guess that is some kind of small mammal.
ckduke1 OP t1_j6ndnrd wrote
It was pretty light so I'm thinking a sparrow
BuffaloFrend t1_j6nljyx wrote
Yeah, bird is also possible
ckduke1 OP t1_j6nmx8n wrote
I don't think it's a buffalo just in case you were thinking it was one of your buddies
BuffaloFrend t1_j6nt139 wrote
Nope
Ionized_Rabbit t1_j6nfy0e wrote
obviously belonged to a chupacabra
ckduke1 OP t1_j6ngja1 wrote
Why didn't i think of that? That's a far better title
Preesi t1_j6nt7mh wrote
Okay this is getting creepy
tacosuprememeatts t1_j6ntkfk wrote
Make it a knife
Chalkarts t1_j6nw49j wrote
Wrap it in plastic. Take it home. Forge a weapon infused with the power of death.
coolboiiiiiii2809 t1_j6nwrlo wrote
I think you mean sword. Have at thee
223454 t1_j6o3y9i wrote
Lick it.
ckduke1 OP t1_j6o6irw wrote
your_Assholiness t1_j6o45e3 wrote
Baby 'Squach Spine!!
Tesla_corp t1_j6o464w wrote
Nah man that’s a Lich sword
ckduke1 OP t1_j6o6c4e wrote
I had a few more shots of it but this place doesn't allow gallery shots
digitdaily1 t1_j6ocmpg wrote
Maybe don’t grab the spinal column
ckduke1 OP t1_j6ocvfp wrote
But i thought it was a rock
areni2 t1_j6ol7x0 wrote
Bro where the hell you taking a walk, the mojave desert?
ckduke1 OP t1_j6oldpx wrote
Sonoran
dgs_crds t1_j6on9w0 wrote
i think it's a fish, to confirm that...
ckduke1 OP t1_j6ons1q wrote
It's a desert tuna
watcher2390 t1_j6oxuxx wrote
You found my uncle 😢
ckduke1 OP t1_j6oxxef wrote
I'm sorry, i think he might need to see a doctor
rebeccamb t1_j6oy1tv wrote
Plenty of good meat left. Boil it up.
ckduke1 OP t1_j6oy5ct wrote
And you got yourself a stew going... Okay Carl weathers
Outrageous-Device-85 t1_j6p8g8v wrote
Quick someone call csi
FatesMessEngineer t1_j6pb7y9 wrote
That your handling it is disgusting
ckduke1 OP t1_j6pbki7 wrote
That's what she said
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Hyper_Grizzly t1_j6le8xh wrote
Excuse me, I think that’s mine, I dropped it a couple days ago. If you could return that would be great, I haven’t move in days.
GrammerNazi007 t1_j6mbajw wrote
Ted Cruz been looking for that.
HortaNord t1_j6mc46q wrote
yes "found"
ckduke1 OP t1_j6mcai9 wrote
Cough cough, it was just inside someone when i found it
Psychopathic2412 t1_j6mcsxc wrote
Put sime tape on it for the grip and you got yourself a murder weapon. Imagine you ginna kill someone with that and you just gon"I have a bone to pick with you."
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rudytomjanovich t1_j6mpygi wrote
Uncle Bob!
kwibu t1_j6n1wwm wrote
It's a spinal column. Yuck!
- Viago, What We Do In The Shadows
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RHAmaxis t1_j6pge3s wrote
Sure.. "found"...
ChaseTheMystic t1_j6lsfcp wrote
OP don't do anything with that until I pm you
Do you have venmo
ckduke1 OP t1_j6lsip6 wrote
I didn't keep it and it's on private property. And no i don't
ChaseTheMystic t1_j6ltuie wrote
ooof
Did I have a deal for you
IronGhost3373 t1_j6kxsiz wrote
Really isn't sunbleached enough. I wouldn't handle it without gloves.