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Hopeful_Hamster21 t1_jd6hn6h wrote

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onetwentyeight t1_jd6n18u wrote

He's a Ferengi

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BrillWolf t1_jd8hamx wrote

That's doing the Ferengi a disservice. I'd say he's more a shitty version of the Changelings running The Dominion.

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onetwentyeight t1_jd8ii1l wrote

Explains the droopy-goopy attempt at looking human.

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BrillWolf t1_jd8irqa wrote

Could he possibly be one of those green army men that went through the microwave and has gained semi-sentience?

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SOUTHPAWMIKE t1_jd8z35n wrote

Wonder if that goes for Giuliani, too. We all thought that was sweat and hair dye, but maybe he was having issues maintaining human form.

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bluemitersaw t1_jd87yhu wrote

Don't be ridiculous. The Ferengi actually believe in something.

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Girth_rulez t1_jd7dyev wrote

He is a trader of his dignity for sums of cash and the attention of low people.

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babysinblackandImblu t1_jd7fp5s wrote

Speaking about Trader Joe’s. Avoid any frozen strawberries from there because they’ve been recalled.

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