But bollards would just ruin their aesthetic and they could scratch a customer's car!

We wouldn't want you colored lights ruining our neighborhood now would we?

They found he was wearing Crocs, straight to fashion jail

Or they could turn a blind eye to it like every traffic fatality involving a car and a pedestrian or bicyclist.

Nothing beats the ignorant rhetoric of: "It was the pedestrian/cyclist's/apple customer's fault for not being safer around cars."

Maybe he's a stand-up wiper?

Explains the droopy-goopy attempt at looking human.

He's a Ferengi

What happened that you need to defend yourself?

I'm a day late but I've got a message for you: "shit."

So what does the term "clean" offer over the more descriptive "unprocessed foods" which was part of the given definition?

Can you define clean as it relates to diet? What field is that a term of art in?

They'd never survive doing time

Does your health insurance cover medical eye exams? I don't know the differences between the type of exams. Still, given that health insurance tends to cover ophthalmological exams and procedures since they are "medical," perhaps there is a way to get that cost covered given your current insurance coverage.

For example, I had an eye infection and saw an ophthalmologist, had an ocular ultrasound, had lab work, and got some prescriptions, and they were all covered by my PPO plan.

Boy George always comes first