Joealb123 t1_j1dpbjq wrote
The description the dispatcher gave, which would have come from a neighbor?, After receiving the call, a dispatcher described the scene to responding officers as “a male standing outside. He is naked. He has a robe covering part of his body. He is exposing himself, and he has a hose between his legs.” Does not jive with the picture. I think we have a case of a neighbor either no sense of humor or an axe to grind.
fxmldr t1_j1dxh9z wrote
He was a huge, beastly, bulging man!
In fairness, maybe they thought it was Randy Quaid. Isn't he on the run from the FBI?
flaccidcolon t1_j1e8h8q wrote
He's just standing there...menacingly!
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AgoraiosBum t1_j1et4vo wrote
I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes
Chumbief t1_j1fkzmz wrote
Ohhhhh. Biker...
TickAndTieMeUp t1_j1g8p2i wrote
Bend over and touch your toes. Baby I'm gonna butter your bread
JoKatHW t1_j1f4cky wrote
In a blue leisure suit
duck_of_d34th t1_j1gcj7o wrote
And slippers and socks
SpaceTabs t1_j1h7qki wrote
"With his lawyer at his side, Quaid asserted in a press conference that the reason he was released was that the California judge had issued an arrest warrant before the alleged crime had been committed."
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CasinoMarginale t1_j1hs5mo wrote
“He was wearing a blue leisure suit. The plates were from Kansas.”
the_simurgh t1_j1ekrz3 wrote
it's kentucky. you have a bunch of mentally compromised nimby's with sixth grade education if your lucky.
i should know i've lived here since i was five
imnotwillferrell t1_j1fo8h6 wrote
you’re
source: not from kentucky
stuck_in_the_desert t1_j1fprz1 wrote
holy shit I loved you in The Other Guys
jb2051 t1_j1ewoen wrote
Why I choose not to go too far into the wild and stick to Louisville.
somethingspiffy t1_j1f3si4 wrote
This is in shepherdsville. That's basically Louisville.
Sly3n t1_j1f6o2u wrote
Lexington is much better than Louisville.
HalfHourTillBrillig t1_j1ff244 wrote
except for the traffic at rush hour
Sly3n t1_j1gnhok wrote
True that 😂
graveybrains t1_j1dypbu wrote
Or it’s just the telephone game getting played a bit more literally than usual
TaischiCFM t1_j1enmfr wrote
That is low down. If I had a rubber hose I would beat you.
astanton1862 t1_j1es57q wrote
Tell that to Elon.
IkLms t1_j1e5s19 wrote
Sounds like some neighbor needs a charger for filling a false report
MadCapers t1_j1f8rnt wrote
Or there's option C: the complainant is an idiot.
OneHumanPeOple t1_j1foc2a wrote
I’ve found that when people get older they either get sweeter and lovelier or crabbier and more bitter. Perhaps it was an older neighbor who didn’t know what they were seeing and confabulated some details. Maybe they couldn’t help it.
redander t1_j1egiqa wrote
Or the person was extremely intoxicated
Joealb123 t1_j1eh3zr wrote
I did not think of that. My bad!
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