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graveybrains t1_jdwrijq wrote
Reply to comment by jaymz668 in I bought this Breville sandwich iron when I left home at 18. I'm now 50 and she's ready to go. by befarked247
Once every thirty two years
graveybrains t1_jdflj53 wrote
Reply to comment by Gordon_Explosion in Bruce Campbell and his kids on the set of Army of Darkness (1992) by Naweezy
And Mr. Fancypants
graveybrains t1_jd3hy69 wrote
Reply to comment by Makeem95 in Steve Buscemi during his service in the FDNY, Engine Co. No. 55, 1980s by holyfruits
Nah, he’s the prototype for Pete Davidson
graveybrains t1_ja85hhr wrote
Reply to comment by conciergent in Vacation from editing land by logcabinfarmgirl
I didn’t know they got in to publishing 😂
graveybrains t1_j7wzf9j wrote
Reply to comment by PitoChueco in Got this old Tupperware brand set for $20 by CosmonautJizzRocket
Same. I can almost taste it just by looking at this picture
graveybrains t1_j6if4o4 wrote
Reply to comment by LaminatedDenim in Climate activists block main road into The Hague by LaminatedDenim
If it doesn’t make the front page, it never happened.
graveybrains t1_j6idsdf wrote
Reply to comment by DuckDuckGoProudhon in Climate activists block main road into The Hague by LaminatedDenim
There’s no right way to protest.
graveybrains t1_j5ow1wo wrote
Reply to How many years do you think we have until space travel? Something like cowboy bebop by Aware_Ad2047
Well, I’m glad you didn’t mean the weird gate thing they blew up the moon and half the planet with 😂
I haven’t been following the news on NASA’s nuclear rocket thing, but it sounds promising… either way it’s going to be waaaay less than 400 years
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Reply to comment by TheSandyman23 in You punch someone *in* the face but slap someone *on* the face by VisibleEntry4
Right? Somebody ought to punch OP’s face in for this. 😂
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Reply to comment by jaydfox in What is our current "best guess" about how to observers that entered a black hole on opposite sides would look to each other once they crossed the event horizon? by WittyUnwittingly
This guy is PBS!
Thank you 😁
graveybrains t1_j2at6ky wrote
Reply to comment by WorstMedivhKR in What is our current "best guess" about how to observers that entered a black hole on opposite sides would look to each other once they crossed the event horizon? by WittyUnwittingly
Depends. A black hole the size of Sagittarius A* probably wouldn’t spaghettify you, but I don’t remember why
graveybrains t1_j2a5mwn wrote
Reply to comment by Most-Hawk-4175 in What is our current "best guess" about how to observers that entered a black hole on opposite sides would look to each other once they crossed the event horizon? by WittyUnwittingly
Except the subjective experience of time never stops, no matter how dilated it gets, so the first thing you’d likely experience crossing the event horizon is the evaporation of the black hole, or the end of the universe, whatever those might look like.
If you could hang out for a while, you’d see the black hole growing around you as it’s gravity leaves space more and more distorted. The event horizon would be the point where the black hole wraps all the way around and closes behind you.
At that point there is no physical way out, and any direction you can travel is going to be inward.
…I may have seen too much PBS as a kid.
graveybrains t1_j1dypbu wrote
Reply to comment by Joealb123 in 'Cousin Eddie' display in Kentucky leads to police response by vatred
Or it’s just the telephone game getting played a bit more literally than usual
graveybrains t1_iy82bsg wrote
Reply to comment by Shalidar13 in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
I hear David Tennant saying “Jessica,” and I’m not sure how I feel about it.
graveybrains t1_iy5crn1 wrote
This man had Slack
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Reply to comment by 50MillionNostalgia in Alarm clock lasted over two decades and somehow knows when daylight savings is still by VapeMySemen
And, in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
graveybrains t1_ixoai2h wrote
Reply to comment by yertle38 in Alarm clock lasted over two decades and somehow knows when daylight savings is still by VapeMySemen
If anyone wants to nerd out a bit, this is the radio station it’s listening to:
https://www.nist.gov/pml/time-and-frequency-division/time-distribution/radio-station-wwvb
graveybrains t1_itzlwnk wrote
Reply to comment by Odd-Employment2517 in A second railroad union votes down Biden's tentative agreement by WutRTatersPrecious
The conservatives would be happy to take care of that pesky union problem for you
graveybrains t1_itmt650 wrote
Reply to comment by Shiny_Deleter in A young Creed Bratton from the 1960's band "Grass Roots" by jburr529
Nah, that’s just Elijah Wood with a beard, traveling through time
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Reply to comment by Glendel66 in Detroit police fire 38 shots in 3 seconds, killing Black man by UnitedPatriot65
We also normally refer to knives by blade length. In this case they put a picture of it in the article, it was a four inch folding pocket knife
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Reply to comment by persolb in All 7 Pennsylvania chocolate factory explosion victims found by Substantial-Pass-992
The expectation that whole articles can be crammed down into the space of a headline is getting out of hand.