Submitted by linguist96 t3_zcxknh in news
MasterpieceLive9604 t1_iyyvv5g wrote
BuT tHe pLaNE wILL cRaSh
InternetPeon t1_iyyxyxf wrote
Oh my god and baby Jesus. The last quiet space on earth is being violated.
MasterpieceLive9604 t1_iyyy1ri wrote
Oh make no mistake this is going to make flying even worse🤣
InternetPeon t1_iyyy8u5 wrote
Its so important that the lady in the middle seat have the opportunity to bitch at customer service as loudly as possible for 3 solid hours.
MasterpieceLive9604 t1_iyyyb50 wrote
But Karen needs to speak to management now!
InternetPeon t1_iyyygde wrote
If Karen isn’t satisfied this plane is not gettiing off the runway.
MasterpieceLive9604 t1_iyyylms wrote
Unless Karen is flying United - they don't play about
InternetPeon t1_iyyysv1 wrote
Can confirm- even United First Class treats you like a nuisance.
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Omegalazarus t1_iyz3ekh wrote
Asimov was right. We'll only have the bathrooms left.
InternetPeon t1_iz0r0b5 wrote
Nah. The AI poop patrol will be watching you to improve bathroom customer service.
jeblis t1_iz1301a wrote
When has flying been quiet?
40ozkiller t1_iz1k8a1 wrote
Never, this is all just fake outrage for something that hasn’t even happened yet.
Id rather have someone making a call than a baby crying. Noise cancelling headphones also exist if you cant survive a few hours of background noise.
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