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Sea_Count2020 t1_j10cwg7 wrote
KGB would love this
code_archeologist t1_j10d7ez wrote
"Masked Gang" is a weird euphemism for a group of FSB assets.
um_ok_try_again t1_j10d94e wrote
Man throw hammer.man show strength.
silviazbitch t1_j10dxny wrote
Probably a pretty common one, unfortunately.
MitsyEyedMourning t1_j10eltx wrote
Only makes sense since the "diplomatic" targets Finland is dealing with are agents.
Ninja_Conspicuousi t1_j10hdiz wrote
Thor LARPers make a run for the Finnish
Electrical_Brick_167 t1_j10keem wrote
Channeling their inner Thor I see
strugglz t1_j10m8gq wrote
It's more polite than "Russian thugs." I get a feeling this would not have happened unless Russia was OK with the consequences.
Goodolchuckno t1_j10qb3e wrote
I don’t get it. Free sledge hammers are a good thing.
DramaticIsopod4741 t1_j10qqhe wrote
“I wanna be…SLEDGEHAMMER”
johnjohn4011 t1_j10r2o2 wrote
FSB version of a Finnishing touch?
UberDave_141 t1_j10u0st wrote
To keep the facade going, duh.
Kotimainen_nero t1_j10ykjk wrote
They probably just get some loosers form nearby bar to do this.
TahiniInMyVeins t1_j110j7j wrote
What a great way to convince Finland that Russia is not a threat and the protection of NATO is unnecessary
MasterpieceLive9604 t1_j1135ep wrote
The only offensive russians succeeded at this week
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TheGrandExquisitor t1_j117i1q wrote
"I have ze bone spurs like Great American King Donald Trump."
TheGrandExquisitor t1_j117zm1 wrote
Did Russia forget what happened last time they fucked with the Finns?
They ended up eating their own. Literally.
lawn_question_guy t1_j1183ns wrote
Right? And throwing a sledge hammer is pretty awkward. Next time maybe they should just use rocks.
Krishnath_Dragon t1_j11b1s6 wrote
You misspelled "Asset" wrong.
Riftreaper t1_j11ftkr wrote
A sledge hammer worked well for Santa. Ho ho ho. (Just saw the movie Violent Night). Would recommend.
2020IsANightmare t1_j11gy68 wrote
Has anyone ever figured out why wearing a very lightweight mask to stop a global virus just can't be done because it restricts breathing while grabbing a gallon of milk, but wearing masks to storm a Capitol or to attack an Embassy is no problem?
GrimmRadiance t1_j11hxtq wrote
Why don’t you call my name?
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008Zulu t1_j11ovj7 wrote
Indignant rage increases your lung volume.
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wabashcanonball t1_j1224h9 wrote
When your country hates every other country, why bother wearing a mask?
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tcmart14 t1_j127cz1 wrote
Nah, they should donate them to the drafted Russians very publicly with a statement like, “because Russia won’t give their new recruits arms before going to the grinder.”
sb_747 t1_j1287m8 wrote
Sledgehammers are a reference to the Wagner group filming themselves crushing a former members skull with one after they kidnapped him from Ukraine.
A representative of Wagner presented one covered in blood to a member European Parliament inside a violin case.
captcha_trampstamp t1_j12bs3f wrote
3 months? Shit, that’s officer level these days. Regular meat grinder grunts are lucky to get a gun of their own and a “good luck” as they shove them out the back of a truck.
Wineguy33 t1_j12c03i wrote
3 months because that will probably be when the Spring “Offensive” starts
Brett-the-charmer t1_j12k1q0 wrote
What a pack of wagners
Demer80 t1_j12oo6i wrote
They shouldn't have wasted good hammers. Now they have no weapons when storming UA bunkers ...
Sanpaku t1_j12y8pd wrote
Hammers are a Wagner signature.
Flaky-Fish6922 t1_j12z4cw wrote
well, yeah.
where do you think they recruit FSB agents from? the morgue?
sudeepharya t1_j13hxie wrote
Wouldn't hammers and sickles be more appropriate to throw instead?
MansfromDaVinci t1_j13lrm4 wrote
there are plenty of full grown men who are related to political business and criminal figures and will never be going anywhere near the war, especially in Moscow.
Odd-Employment2517 t1_j13pizv wrote
Finally, russian Steiners counterattack lol
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LeicaM6guy t1_j13xs3f wrote
I heard it was just the one.
jsv1890 t1_j14jply wrote
That’s a good point. He was amazing.
classof78 t1_j14s85g wrote
It probably was done on the orders of a certain ex-KGB Russian Politician
[deleted] t1_j15xw30 wrote
Yes, there’s an infamous video of Wagner beating a bound man to death with a sledgehammer. The day after the European Commission voted to add Russia to a list of states who backed terrorism, Yevgeny Viktorovich Prigozhin sent the EC a sledgehammer. Hmmm, wonder what that meant? Dinner, perhaps?
Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_j10buvs wrote
Safer than volunteering to fight in the war, I guess