Just a heads up - if you know anything about who was involved, this isn't the place to talk about it.

It'd be really shitty to find out your family member died on Reddit.

Well, that's just damned beautiful.

What, did somebody cut it off?

Who gets to be the big spoon, here?

Cure for priapism, I’d imagine.

So what, do I just load it into a squirt gun or just keep little sandwich baggies in my pocket?

Was always more of a pocket-sand kind of guy, but I’m always willing to try new ideas.

I’m curious about the choices in your life that lead to you carrying around bags of decoy crack.

Sometimes you eat the nuggie. Sometimes the nuggie eats you.

Ours was six when we got her. She had a big sign on her door saying “Do not pet, will scratch!” Apparently her previous owner had died and she had been not adjusting well to the six months she’d been in the shelter.

So me being me, I immediately stuck my fingers in the cage and started talking to her. She lit up! She was purring and rubbing against my hand - we immediately knew we were gonna bring her home. We weren’t even looking for a cat that day.

She gave us another ten years of happiness. Older cats definitely deserve all the love, too.

TIL there’s cricket in America.

I’d guess stacked images. Might not even be shot in the same location.

We call it a “chowder bowl.”

I hear the DSNY just has the one bandaid leftover from the Koch administration that they have to share.

I admire your psychotic optimism that the city would pay for bandaids.

But no less satisfying.

Maybe oversight shouldn’t be employed by the people they’re overseeing.

A man of taste, I see.

Sometimes it’s not about getting fed, it’s about watching the other guy get eaten.

Pandas are fucking vicious, sometimes. Thankfully their mating instincts are pretty much flatlined, so I guess that threat was off the board.

Given the cold, unforgiving vacuum of space, I image human eyes wouldn’t see much.

Plus, where we’re going we won’t need eyes to see.

How many lines on a mirror?

You know we can drop dump-trucks full of money into Ukraine and have a decent health care system, right? We wouldn't even notice it, and it's not like they don't both deserve it.

You joke, but I've got a hard and fast rule - unless I'm actively bleeding to death, I'm going to take a taxi. I just can't afford an ambulance.

Is that the sort of thing that needed underscoring?