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NappingYG t1_jbatsv8 wrote

I see Cocaine Bear is getting a sequel.

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Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_jbau9xr wrote

Sequel pitches being feverishly written as we speak.

"Alright, how about this. Bear, grumpy, old," tired of this shit".Cat, skittish, excitable, stupid. Team up to take down cartel. Steal their supplies. Give to all animals in a zoo. Plot twist: Matt Damons zoo and he aint havin it."

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TaserLord t1_jbaudb0 wrote

Next, coked up cougars prowl the strip. Beware, young lads.

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t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_jbaxl2a wrote

What is it with all of these animals jacked up on cocaine? Is someone fortifying their feed with it?

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QuestionableAI t1_jbb5koe wrote

Now that would make a great follow up movie to Cocaine Bear

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Rosebunse t1_jbb61zm wrote

As funny as this is, the cat could have died or seriously hurt someone

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SelectiveSanity t1_jbbtew8 wrote

Replying to KrasnyRed5 (#2,181,431)

What do you mean nobody will notice. One's a savage animal driven by its feral instincts who will eat your young alive if you let it who's going into heat do to a stimulant narcotic, and the other was the 'pet' of some probably Joe Exotic wannabe idiot.

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captain_chocolate t1_jbbwqxq wrote

Not funny that someone gave this cat drugs.
Servals are pets for many people, but they are not typical house cats and must be carefully watched. Owners have to know how to treat them and take care of them properly.
The people who owned this one are assholes.

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tranding t1_jbc3wr4 wrote

This movie marketing is really getting out of control

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acuet t1_jbc92i8 wrote

Okay, Who had “OHIO+Wild CAT+Cocaine” on their Bingo Card?

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DemoEvolved t1_jbcdhxy wrote

Cocaine Cat! Now there’s a movie I’d pay to see

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JaxRhapsody t1_jbcfj5s wrote

First Indiana likes to copy us, now Ohio...

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TranscendentPretzel t1_jbcki6q wrote

Replying to captain_chocolate (#2,181,723)

What is the point of owning a serval? I have 3 short-hair domestics. At no point have I ever wished they were bigger, wilder, less predictable, more aggressive, more likely to scratch/bite, fight, or send me or a houseguest to the ER. Is it just that they are rare and people feel cool owning them? Do they actually make good pets?

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blonderengel t1_jbd9hsz wrote

Replying to Rosebunse (#2,180,497)

Contrary to law enforcement’s ”serval panic,” they don’t pose a serious threat to humans. Unlike cops ..

… who also posed a threat to the serval.

To wit: The serval suffered a broken leg during the capture.

Fortunately, “he got some good pain medications.”

Yeah, more drugs! 😆

“Taylor initially it was thought the cat was an F1 Savannah house cat. While similar in looks to the serval, the two are very different animals.”

Acktschually ( 😆), they aren’t.

Servals make up the other half of the breeding input in a breeding situation 😆 i.e. F1s are bred from a F1 female savannah and a male African serval.

Male servals weigh about 45 pounds at the very TOP end of the scale. Average weight is about 25 pounds. Medium sized dogs outweigh servals.

Average sized male F1s weigh about 23 pounds.

Also what sort of “cat expert” are they talking to?

One that says that says they got “lucky because this cat could’ve shredded us apart and killed us."

Well, I guess that’s one way to get into the Guiness Book because “there are no reports of servals killing an adult human.”

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18114 t1_jbdgs47 wrote

Ohio has no wild cats.

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bouchert t1_jbe2ijd wrote

Poor thing, looks pretty out of sorts. Hope it can recover.

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NikoKida t1_jbev6g9 wrote

Is Ohio just the new Florida now?

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MSRegiGirl t1_jbfouur wrote

Will you people quit wasting perfectly good cocaine on creatures that are naturally hyped up and ready to pounce at moments notice, they obviously don't need an extra edge like us humans do.

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