Submitted by kangarooturd t3_11m067n in nottheonion
ERSTF t1_jbiam8h wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in 'No foul' play in death of Georgia man found wrapped in rug in Baton Rouge by kangarooturd
In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! [imitates vacuum cleaner] I’m just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone’s tightening their belts in this economy. [humming theme music] Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn’t a victim, if you know what I’m talkin about
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