Submitted by ModmanX t3_11n70lx in nottheonion
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howzit- t1_jbma4cm wrote
Directed by Guy Ritchie.
TacoCommand t1_jbmafwj wrote
I'd watch it!
radioactivebeaver t1_jbmmkyo wrote
Make Brad Pitt the loan shark and I'll see if in theaters.
IridiumPony t1_jbmqxa0 wrote
Starring Jason Statham, Ralph Fiennes, and Colin Farre....God dammit I would absolutely watch this
billywitt t1_jbo148n wrote
Ralph Fiennes as a snobbish aristocratic bad guy would be amazing
deck0352 t1_jbo798k wrote
Clash of the Titans
ex-nigerian-prince t1_jbox413 wrote
You mean Titians
gorka_la_pork t1_jbpohc6 wrote
I appreciated this joke 👍
jadetaia t1_jbpvy9f wrote
Don’t forget Vinnie Jones showing up somewhere in the movie as well
SeaLeggs t1_jbnlm0f wrote
The Goya’vner
Faelwolf t1_jbm4fm1 wrote
Instant karma's gonna get you....
birdlawprofessor t1_jbmt4r0 wrote
No, they only paid 20,000 for it.
HCOONa t1_jbm84c0 wrote
mistakes were made
DeaderthanZed t1_jbng7c3 wrote
They only paid the first 20,000 euro in 2003, then they found out it was fake and didn’t pay the rest.
prontoon t1_jbpjgzi wrote
Slightly wrong. They put a 20k down payment. Then they went to court to get the remaining debt cleared as the original seller couldn't produce a certificate of authentication. Which means the court proved it was a fake, and the brothers cant claim they didnt know it was a fake.
BalliboyFit t1_jbpjoeq wrote
A Netflix original.
Edit: Wait a minute, come to think of it I've also been swindled TWICE in a similar situation! SMH
zomboromcom t1_jblszvy wrote
We live in a twilight world.
bigbangbilly t1_jbmcxv9 wrote
There's no friends at dusk
Skyhawk_Illusions t1_jbmmekb wrote
You've been made. This siege is a blind for them to vanish you.
Car-face t1_jbn42ti wrote
loud sound effects playing over dialogue
Sir-Simon-Spamalot t1_jbmz5xk wrote
r/unexpectedtenet
captcha03 t1_jbqwunn wrote
Tbh I opened the comments looking for a Tenet reference. r/expectedtenet?
sleeplessGoon t1_jbnqgvw wrote
I ordered my hot sauce tenet quote an hour ago
TotalChicanery t1_jbqf78r wrote
Stupid movie, but that was a dope fight scene!
TaskForceCausality t1_jbmtnpg wrote
Is that Whitman? Cute.
Still_kinda_hungry t1_jblqoc4 wrote
And nothing of value was lost
Alex09464367 t1_jbnnc6b wrote
I'm sure they value their knee caps for when they can't pay the loan sharks back
JimC29 t1_jbnegrg wrote
This is why I stick around this sub. So much non Onion material and reposts here. Then we get a true gem like this. Good job OP.
MyBunnyIsCuter t1_jblsco5 wrote
Perfect for r/winstupidprizes
theguineapigssong t1_jbn29u5 wrote
It's just counterfeits all the way down
jonitfcfan t1_jbp0lb1 wrote
Always has been...
points counterfeit gun at your head
blodskaal t1_jbn9bm2 wrote
This sounds like undercover cops arresting undercover cops lol.
V12Jaguar t1_jbm0f9b wrote
paulcaar t1_jbn85d7 wrote
Got a good chuckle, thanks
Andymich t1_jbnmewe wrote
I, too, thought “why are people faking relatively inexpensive grocery products?” before I saw the picture.
molested_mole t1_jbob3ql wrote
Give this guy some fake gold, lmao
JustAnAce t1_jbm35mi wrote
I think I hurt my face smiling after reading this headline.
InGenAche t1_jbn8d5b wrote
Gets even better, they borrowed money from a loan shark to buy it originally.
Oski96 t1_jblsklb wrote
Nobody's calling the cops
retrofauxhemian t1_jbndawx wrote
Since this is the sort thing, that becomes a 'based on real events' movie, all we need now is a fake film company to run making it as a money laundering operation, and for the fake painting to gain real value as a kitsch item for some anonymous millionaire.
KintsugiOctopus t1_jbm8fli wrote
Just some friendly advice for any other potential art dealers lurking on reddit. If there's an easily searchable court case declaring that the painting you own is a fake... don't try to sell it as real.
Especially not to people who have the ability to drop 1.7 million francs on art... they tend to Google this shit.
The_Lapsed_Pacifist t1_jbmewvf wrote
They tend to have people who wouldn’t need to google anything acquire them. But yeah, pretty fuckin dumb. Couldn’t happen to nicer people
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jbm1d1m wrote
Why are art swindler's selling fake beans?
SnarfbObo t1_jbn40y3 wrote
part of a scam DIY Pollack kit
mymar101 t1_jbm8zyn wrote
This is a TV movie
Carioca1970 t1_jbm9yas wrote
Nah. It is too unbelievable.
Busman123 t1_jbm19e6 wrote
Fake beans? /s
BostonSamurai t1_jbmxkoz wrote
Absolutely beautiful
morbob t1_jbmxy8q wrote
Swindlers get swindled.
ThisFreakinGuyHere t1_jboxdi7 wrote
That just sounds like NFTs with fewer steps
plantpome t1_jbpr2v8 wrote
Wait so the brothers knew the painting was a forgery, but did the Sheik know? Cause if the Sheik thought it was real and tried to pay for it with fake money, then the Sheik is also a scammer. Either way shouldn't he be in jail for printing Swiss francs?
Like to be able to pass as real money the Sheik had to have a decent printing plate and ink. That seems like a bigger story than just a few bros selling a fake painting. Who gave the Sheik those tools to print legitimate-looking money? Is Switzerland gonna get angry at this dude printing at-will? Is anyone going to do business with a Sheik in the future? Their reputation is tarnished now in terms of doing honest business.
So many questions
Smytus t1_jc18h41 wrote
Photocopies of Swiss francs.
derlich t1_jbpt9iw wrote
Awesome.
Monarc73 t1_jbqes4u wrote
This reminds me of the time the British dropped a wooden bomb on a Nazi airfield full of decoy planes.
taptapper t1_jbrvjhh wrote
Really?? I know about Nazi decoy planes but never heard about the bomb
Kasperblaster t1_jbqfrnt wrote
I see. Shall we to business then, Fang?
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TossPowerTrap t1_jbm4ngh wrote
No honor.
Commercial_Board6680 t1_jbm7r5a wrote
Crime doesn't pay hits a high note!
Puzzleheaded_Pie_454 t1_jbmjaj5 wrote
Beans
Xombie_Snake t1_jbo7gq8 wrote
Get fucked Redd.
brickyardjimmy t1_jboc9f2 wrote
Touché!
jimi15 t1_jboxlto wrote
Is commiting fraud against the people already commiting fraud against you still fraud?
flogginmama t1_jbphsd9 wrote
Two wrongs absolutely do make a right, sometimes.
bigdaddygibson t1_jc1seij wrote
Aporkalypse_Sow t1_jbmnu1v wrote
Fake beans?
ballimir37 t1_jblz2ti wrote
They got swindled twice lmao. Bought it for 200,000 euro in 2003 thinking it was real, found out in 2006 that it wasn’t, and then sold it for fake money in 2014, except they also got a loan shark to pay an “intermediary” 300,000 real euros first. So swindled twice and presumably owe a loan shark 300,000 euro now