theguineapigssong
theguineapigssong t1_je46y2z wrote
Reply to TIL that the official motto of Fall River, Massachusetts was ‘We’ll Try’ from 1843-2017. by Sea_Entertainment754
Some city should change their motto to "At Least You Tried" and then make their official seal the relevant Simpsons meme.
theguineapigssong t1_je46riu wrote
Reply to ELI5: Why are US Government agencies seemingly so unwilling to cooperate with one another? by jollygoodkiwi
All the incentives are to just pursue whatever you're getting graded on, logic and the big picture be damned. Source: am former government employee.
theguineapigssong t1_jd782gq wrote
Reply to comment by InfluenceDear9975 in TIL that Al Pacino boycotted the 45th academy awards in 1973, because despite having more screen time than Marlon Brando, he was nominated for best supporting actor and not best actor. by VengefulMight
Why doesn't Marlon Brando, the largest Best Actor Nominee, not simply eat the others?
theguineapigssong t1_jd77u1g wrote
Reply to comment by Any-Koala-Will-Do in Have your cake and print it: the 3D culinary revolution is coming by TurretLauncher
Hey fellas! I made a cake that's way more expensive and tastes awful ... FOR SCIENCE
theguineapigssong t1_jc3irni wrote
I missed seeing Blind Melon by a week because my friend didn't want to go out that weekend. Oof
theguineapigssong t1_jbqb099 wrote
Reply to Breathwork may improve mood and change physiological states more effectively than mindfulness meditation by chrisdh79
I do a similar thing for my high blood pressure and get positive results. There is a device called a Resperate that plays tones that cue you to inhale/exhale. It's expensive but worth it for me
theguineapigssong t1_jbn29u5 wrote
It's just counterfeits all the way down
theguineapigssong t1_jav6p2g wrote
Reply to comment by WaterChi in Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
I believe you meant to say "lake cow bacon". Also, the solution to this problem is comically simple: hunt all the hippos. The government could sell the licenses to big game hunters and turn a profit on this problem.
theguineapigssong t1_jaswqng wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
FANCY LIKE APPLEBEE'S!
theguineapigssong t1_jaituxs wrote
Reply to comment by rednazgo in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Maybe he had a rumbly in his tummy that only hands could satisfy
theguineapigssong t1_jae4rou wrote
Reply to comment by Terriblyboard in ‘cruelty-free’ circus replaced animals with holograms by davster39
I would love to see a Holographic elephant. I don't know if it's a sustainable business model, but I'd certainly buy a ticket.
theguineapigssong t1_ja4xz3q wrote
Reply to Make sure you get a clean shot off, this guy is known for surviving some pretty serious shit by Manfrenjensenjen
Shouldn't that be a nail gun?
theguineapigssong t1_j9hnqkq wrote
Reply to [OC] I asked Georgians (U.S.) if they learned in school about the 1912 racial cleansing in Forsyth County (GA), only 11% of respondents were taught this. by JPAnalyst
I vaguely remember seeing Oprah interview people there in the 80s and I learned about it that way.
theguineapigssong t1_j6zrbr5 wrote
Reply to comment by tifftafflarry in Boy, 15, found with car belonging to one of three missing Michigan rappers by bananasareappealing
Is you taking notes on a goddamn criminal conspiracy?
theguineapigssong t1_j0yetbg wrote
The watermark should be his sausage fingers.
theguineapigssong t1_iyze41c wrote
Reply to comment by hjablowme919 in Former Braves slugger Fred McGriff inducted into Hall of Fame by henrirousseau
He'd have got those if it weren't for the strike.
theguineapigssong t1_iyc9zsn wrote
Nothing will ever be as awesome as reading a Choose Your Own Adventure book for the first time.
theguineapigssong t1_iwo630r wrote
Reply to comment by wats6831 in TIL: WW1 Armistice Day was Nov 11th, fighting was to cease at 11:00 AM. An American solider charged a German machine gun nest with 16 mins left, and died at 10:59 AM. The last soldier to die in WWI. by wats6831
At the time, they weren't sure the peace would hold so they kept fighting to gain the most advantage in case fighting resumed.
theguineapigssong t1_iwjfeuu wrote
Reply to Paris Olympic and Paralympic Games mascots likened to ‘clitoris in trainers’ by AsslessBaboon
R/theyknew
theguineapigssong t1_iw4tpxi wrote
Reply to comment by RapAndCereal in 1978, Mum and Stepfather's wedding. One of these people is not like the other ones, and that one is me. by Poullafouca
I myself am dark and mysterious.
theguineapigssong t1_iw0e7dt wrote
Reply to TIL that the 1st King of England made a law that said everyone had to be in bed by 8pm by PoppedUrMomsCherry
His Majesty says "go night nights".
theguineapigssong t1_iuire8c wrote
Reply to comment by elguapo904 in These chips have a variety of flavors in the same bag by Beertimeanytime
These are legit
theguineapigssong t1_iuhqbs1 wrote
This is how my mom makes it and it's fantastic.
theguineapigssong t1_je8tooc wrote
Reply to comment by Wheres-My-Cow in My mom in the early 70s by carping_dem_diems
It's the album cover chair?