JimC29
JimC29 t1_jbneitl wrote
Reply to comment by greatgildersleeve in TIL that actor Red Foxx was only 49 when he starred in Sandford & Son. He wore makeup to look older. by SaltyDogBill
So glad this is the top comment.
JimC29 t1_jbnegrg wrote
This is why I stick around this sub. So much non Onion material and reposts here. Then we get a true gem like this. Good job OP.
JimC29 t1_japljre wrote
Reply to comment by titanofold in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
Step 2. Sell them online
JimC29 t1_jaeyzo7 wrote
Reply to comment by Aporkalypse_Sow in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Overall I agree. The problem is when people out on bail keep committing more crimes and keep getting released like this case.
JimC29 t1_jadzkqi wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
I'm alright with no bail for non violent offenders. How much money you have shouldn't determine if you sit in jail or get out. But if you get arrested again or miss a court date it should be no bail stay in jail until trial.
JimC29 t1_j9x86uw wrote
As I commented yesterday and the day before why is this being posted here every fucking day?
JimC29 t1_j9sx2uu wrote
Reply to A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
Is this going to be posted here everyday?
JimC29 t1_j8wc297 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
You have to complete medical school to be a psychiatrist. They absolutely study the entire body. You really have no clue as to what you are talking about.
JimC29 t1_j8bm2l9 wrote
Reply to Alabama Democrats want to ban employers from forcing workers to get microchipped by thatguygreg
How many times is this going to get posted here?
JimC29 t1_j66nzx7 wrote
Reply to comment by kthulhu666 in TIL workers dismantling the wrecked MV Primrose off of North Sentinel Island were confronted by the isolated Sentinelese, but defused the situation by giving them bananas and letting them on board to acquire scrap metal. Workers were visited by the Sentinelese 2-3 times a month for 18 months. by CaptainJZH
Everyone knows if you find a Coke bottle you have to take an adventure to the end of the world to throw it off.
JimC29 t1_j1y6vtc wrote
Reply to comment by Zandrick in Flying cars can actually eventually become a thing by Jalen_1227
You can't drive it to your final destination once you land
JimC29 t1_j1oyhw4 wrote
Reply to comment by djb25 in TIL that incarcerated prisoners make a contraband drink in prison called "pruno" which entails fermenting fruit, sugar cubes, bread, and water in a ziplock bag a several days. by FlashyBehind
Beers to low alcohol percentage and to strong of smell. Everclear or moonshine is the way to go. Vodka is a decent choice as well.
JimC29 t1_j178k74 wrote
Reply to comment by GabeTheJerk in Louisiana conservatives consider ban on liberal business agendas by positive_X
They became Republicans starting with Nixon southern strategy. Do you know anything about American politics.
JimC29 t1_j0tbsyb wrote
Reply to comment by morenewsat11 in Homeless man arrested for stealing excavator to help man change his tire in Downtown by Mr_Blite
We do get one or two a week here.
JimC29 t1_j0rtofo wrote
Reply to comment by mcampo84 in TIL: George Carlin was arrested for 7 words. by PseudoPatriotsNotPog
The arrest is what sent him down that spiral though
JimC29 t1_j0qr3cd wrote
Reply to comment by YourWiseOldFriend in TIL: George Carlin was arrested for 7 words. by PseudoPatriotsNotPog
Or it can send you to an early grave as it did to Lenny Bruce
JimC29 t1_j0qqplu wrote
Reply to comment by ddmeld in TIL: George Carlin was arrested for 7 words. by PseudoPatriotsNotPog
He was an old fuck, not an old fart. https://youtu.be/e46BezovfMY
JimC29 t1_ixgmd1f wrote
Reply to comment by darkshark9 in Domino’s Pizza will soon have 800 electric vehicles for delivery drivers by redingerforcongress
I drove for them at a store with company cars. That was 30 years ago though.
JimC29 t1_iucc2kt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Trail of candy wrappers leads Ga. deputies to 9 people accused of leading burglary ring by beyondlesea
They broke into peoples homes
JimC29 t1_iuaqrvt wrote
Reply to Trail of candy wrappers leads Ga. deputies to 9 people accused of leading burglary ring by beyondlesea
Stolen bag of Milky Ways and a trail of wrappers leading through the woods straight to a trailer park. Really brilliant criminals here.
Edit. That's what you deserve for littering
Edit2. I hate thieves and littering equally.
JimC29 t1_iu3190l wrote
Reply to comment by MomentOfHesitation in Potatoes USA Encourages Potatoes Instead Of Halloween Candy by heyyy_oooo
Cheapest meal. I make a lot on the weekend then eat them all week.
JimC29 t1_iu312l7 wrote
Reply to comment by woodnwheel in Potatoes USA Encourages Potatoes Instead Of Halloween Candy by heyyy_oooo
This should be a top level comment. Perfect an Onion article then
JimC29 t1_it0ybbq wrote
Reply to Drinking Navy jet fuel following spills caused long-term health issues, families say by whitetrashsuperman
Doesn't anyone who posts here understand what this sub is about? This isn't remotely Oniony.
JimC29 t1_isdyb7q wrote
Reply to comment by kaminaowner2 in FREE ELECTRICITY! Credit Suisse analysis says Inflation Reduction Act will produce solar modules for two pennies a watt in Ohio, while federal tax credits will cover 50% of project costs. by manual_tranny
Midwest. My heating bills in the winter are are 30-50 a month. I also have insulated my house very well including all new windows.
I know I'm on the very low end of energy use in my area. I'm just saying the fee would be more than I spend on electricity throughout the year.
JimC29 t1_jed4lc4 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Not very Oniony, but it should be. I will allow it.