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westdl t1_jcyo0n4 wrote

This could work out.

Press: “Is it Elon’s intent to aid foreign agents in taking control of the US government? If yes, answer with a poop emoji.

Twitter: 💩

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bradorsomething t1_jczrijm wrote

“How is the pay at Twitter now?”

“What’s it like working for Elon?”

“What was your favorite role played by Sir Patrick Stewart?”

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imbluedabedeedabedaa t1_jd0ywrk wrote

Avery Bullock and it's not even close

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things_U_choose_2_b t1_jd10e7r wrote

I love so much that he plays this part; that he still plays this part; and that he plays it with such panache & glee.

Also 'panache & glee' sounds like something Avery Bullock might say

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dtreth t1_jd2hrp1 wrote

American Dad > Family Guy

Futurama > Simpsons

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things_U_choose_2_b t1_jd2ojxp wrote

Agree 100%. Roger the alien is one of my favourite cartoon characters, he's so layered & ridiculous. It's consistently funny whereas Family Guy jokes land ~40% for me now.

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dtreth t1_jd2hpin wrote

I read it in his cocaine voice

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gadfly1999 t1_jczsfdn wrote

I like this. “We reached out to Twitter prior to this story and representatives at Twitter agreed that Musk’s performance as CEO is indeed shit.”

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fisherbeam t1_jd0ojpw wrote

Yes Elons helping foreign agents take over the government thru twitter. If only he kept talking about racism/socialism like the msm, we’d be much better off.

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westdl t1_jd0oure wrote

You didn’t answer with a poop emoji.

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