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hops4beer t1_jcyosdl wrote
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Oh yeah, the Disney movie where Karen Duffy sexually assaults a child. I remember that.
SpecialEdShow t1_jcypa9h wrote
I forget, how far did it go? Did she kiss him? I know they went on a date. What a ridiculous movie.
hops4beer t1_jcyr8ee wrote
She was grooming him for his money and then she kissed him at the end. Super weird and gross.
Dorp t1_jd0siq9 wrote
No she was an FBI agent investigating the money laundering of the main villain. Still gross to kiss a kid though.
root_over_ssh t1_jcyy9fw wrote
He was a little boy he probably enjoyed it
Just because too many haven't been getting it lately: /s
TotallyInOverMyHead t1_jczra67 wrote
i wonder if you got the downvotes for the /s
FindorKotor93 t1_jd077bt wrote
No for the minimising paedophilia when a woman does it.
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root_over_ssh t1_jd090ql wrote
Apparently they didn't understand why I had to include the /s
briansaunders t1_jd0hqdy wrote
We understand, we just don't think it's funny.
FM-101 t1_jd2pccd wrote
Or maybe people just dont like pedophile jokes?
Azudekai t1_jd0cc58 wrote
I hope he got his luckiest boy on earth award.
DogfishDave t1_jczzm4e wrote
>the Disney movie where Karen Duffy sexually assaults a child
Wait 'til you see Big, the 12 year old played by Tom Hanks has sex with an adult character. It seemed a bit weird even at the time and I'm sure that storyline wouldn't be written nowadays.
Lurlex t1_jd01lrv wrote
To be fair, the actual adult in that fictional narrative had no idea. It looked like adult Tom Hanks, and acted like a lot of men in their twenties — exactly the same way that a 13-year-old acts. :-)
DogfishDave t1_jd02u7i wrote
>To be fair, the actual adult in that fictional narrative had no idea.
Indeed, and the revelation was a deliberate part of the storyline.
I don't know if I was really putting the blame on the fictional character or on the real-world writers 😂
fotomoose t1_jd1vd7h wrote
To be fair, fictional characters are fictional, real-world writers are real. It's pretty clear where the blame lies.
rnilbog t1_jd0lsc6 wrote
I don't think you're ready to hear about Milk Money.
Dyslexic_Dog25 t1_jd0oqnk wrote
i had the same thought!
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