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AhbabaOooMaoMao t1_iukozg8 wrote

Fucking corporate media. Does Utah not have any actual issues? I know that's not true.

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VegetableReport t1_iul58hl wrote

A slowly drying salt lake that’s going to spit out old arsenic deposits and make us all sick.

Also the ancient dragon slumbering at the bottom of the lake is probably an issue as well if the sun wakes it up.

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jagdpanzer45 t1_iularbr wrote

Ancient dragon probably ranks at the bottom of Utah’s very long list of issues. Honestly it might even be an improvement. Might bring in some tourism dollars.

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MeaningSilly t1_ium7d4v wrote

Well, there's that meth epidemic among Mormon moms in Utah valley trying to be the perfect Stepford Wives. But I'm sure that is a self solving problem.

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