jagdpanzer45
jagdpanzer45 t1_j9pyi4z wrote
Reply to comment by Zagreus7777 in [WP] As it turns out, this dragon had never killed anyone before, nor did it plan to, it was frightened and acted in self-defence. Now the party will have to figure out what to do with the hyperventilating beast while the cleric revives the murderhobo fighter by Zagreus7777
Bard: I rolled a 20 to seduce the dragon.
DM: Good, now roll a con save.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iyir82t wrote
I mean, it does make sense to offload some of the work for their simulator to a company that does that stuff professionally.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iy5r52k wrote
Reply to comment by morenewsat11 in West Australian farmer uses lasers to protect his pome and stone fruit orchard from pest birds by canyoubreathe
Which means you need an automated device to change the pattern every ten days.
jagdpanzer45 t1_ix9o1pd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIL that in 2003, scientists "resurrected" an extinct species of Ibex, bringing back one living specimen, only for it go extinct again seven minutes later when the specimen died of a lung defect by mausoliam95
Yes, and they brought back an extinct species of Ibex
jagdpanzer45 t1_iwfe8en wrote
Reply to comment by roox911 in Plane crash that killed 2 suspected hitmen near Sioux Lookout, Ont., caused by darkness, lack of visual cues by jeffersonairmattress
WITNESS ME! CRASHES
jagdpanzer45 t1_iv27hnz wrote
Reply to Ukraine suffered a comms outage when 1,300 SpaceX satellite units went offline over funding issues by thatoneguy889
I mean, the good news of this is that in a year or so we’ll probably be hearing something about the federal government having some kind of space-based internet providing service.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iuxtyw5 wrote
Reply to comment by sylendar in Denver firefighters suspended for getting woman pronounced dead even though she was alive by xraygun2014
Did you not see the second sentence? I might not have googled, but you didn’t even read the next few words.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iuwomld wrote
Reply to comment by Chris_90_TO in Denver firefighters suspended for getting woman pronounced dead even though she was alive by xraygun2014
Incompetence and mediocrity are two very different things. If you’re mediocre you’re still doing your job. If you’re incompetent you’re not doing your job. These firefighters were horribly negligent. The police officer, however, was incompetent.
In the case of the union, these firefighters are getting protections because of the principle that everyone deserves a “day in court”. They’re getting a second chance to not fuck up, but should they fuck up again any time within the next five years they will be fired.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iuwlg8s wrote
Reply to comment by Chris_90_TO in Denver firefighters suspended for getting woman pronounced dead even though she was alive by xraygun2014
Because they do their jobs? Because fires being allowed to spread is bad for the community? Because even a ‘mediocre’ firefighter is still fighting fires and saving lives?
jagdpanzer45 t1_iuwkv73 wrote
Reply to comment by Chris_90_TO in Denver firefighters suspended for getting woman pronounced dead even though she was alive by xraygun2014
Historically, almost every advancement for workers has been made by unions. Why should workers trust the law when corporations have much more sway over the people making those laws? Why shouldn’t workers join together to protect their own interests?
jagdpanzer45 t1_iuwj0ek wrote
Reply to comment by Chris_90_TO in Denver firefighters suspended for getting woman pronounced dead even though she was alive by xraygun2014
Unions are for workers to negotiate with their bosses. They’re for all workers.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iuumszp wrote
Reply to comment by GerogBrimsy in Denver firefighters suspended for getting woman pronounced dead even though she was alive by xraygun2014
Simple: firefighters don’t have a union. Or, at least, theirs is nowhere near as strong as the police union.
Edit: turns out firefighters do have a union, but the second sentence still stands.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iularbr wrote
Reply to comment by VegetableReport in 2 Utah Cities Ranked Among Worst to Survive Dragon Invasion by GrievousInflux
Ancient dragon probably ranks at the bottom of Utah’s very long list of issues. Honestly it might even be an improvement. Might bring in some tourism dollars.
jagdpanzer45 t1_iqywvmt wrote
Reply to comment by CanuckFack in Poland demands $1.3 trillion in war damages from Germany by allergic-toeveryting
Business before pleasure. They’re planning on extracting compensation from Russia personally.
jagdpanzer45 t1_ja21lmb wrote
Reply to comment by Velvet_Pop in The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people by thefakegateoo
Reminds me of a remark from someone working with the US National Parks “the problem with designing a bear-proof trashcan is that there is significant overlap between a dumb tourist and a smart bear”