Submitted by Sisyphuzz t3_yk6wvh in nottheonion
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iuu92p3 wrote
Reply to comment by ash_274 in Belarus’ KGB claims US “may invade Belarus from Poland” by Sisyphuzz
>but Belarus decided it wasn't worth changing the stationary and business cards and kept the KGB name.
LOL. I respect that sort of pragmatism. I still have 500 business cards from an old job.
Belarus KGB Leader: "Comrades, we have no independence from old rulers, same as new rulers, so, why should we go through any effort to put lipstick on pig."
Crowd: "Hooray!"
Belarus KGB Leader: "Simmer down now. I expected far less energy and applause. This is going to be a marathon, not a sprint -- save some of that for next year's company potato sack race."
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