Submitted by marketrent t3_ylhl20 in nottheonion
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yeomanpharmer t1_iuyvheu wrote
Transmissible herpes superspreader carp. All in a days work, eh 'Straya?
schvetania t1_iuyy6tl wrote
One of the most onion-y headlines ive seen
unpaid_overtime t1_iuz12q3 wrote
I've been catfished, now I have to worry about being carped.
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GetlostMaps t1_iv03qyq wrote
The research has already been done. And Australia already released the carp herpes.
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GetlostMaps t1_iv07efj wrote
One of the least oniony I've ever seen. Australia already released carp herpes.
GetlostMaps t1_iv07fcc wrote
Don't bang the fish, frend.
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unpaid_overtime t1_iv0ndme wrote
Fish love is not a crime!
jjnefx t1_iuyggka wrote
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough