Submitted by VonDrakken t3_yx04lf in nottheonion
GetlostMaps t1_iwml7rz wrote
Reply to comment by Frankenfucker in Mariah Carey is not the sole "Queen of Christmas," trademark board says by VonDrakken
I like to imagine her spending 11 months of the year getting new plastic surgery and then healing ready for December..
Frankenfucker t1_iwmldkj wrote
Like Darth Vader in his meditation chamber.
ishipbrutasha t1_iwncktm wrote
I was gonna say: Bacta.
ObsessionObsessor t1_iwnpjci wrote
Batax
MrSpecialEd t1_iwnya8v wrote
Botox
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