Submitted by xotyc t3_yxvxm0 in nottheonion
Comments
xotyc OP t1_iwqr8hq wrote
Very duh.
ZoeLaMort t1_iwr370e wrote
The result might seems obvious, but I have a few instances when talking about redistributing wealth where such a study would be useful.
All the people saying that "money doesn't buy happiness" or that try to put value in work (typically, to oppose raising wages), not to mention those who are so rich they end up being completely out-of-touch.
Elmodogg t1_iwrm41k wrote
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure can buy food and shelter. Try being happy without either of those.
BathroomCareful23 t1_iwt1vpy wrote
Money may not buy happiness but it does free you up to look for it
SuchALovelyValentine t1_ix6tpep wrote
Money doesn't buy happiness but without it I'm stressed
officialTigerRose t1_iwqtlxd wrote
We needed a study for this ??
xotyc OP t1_iwqtqjg wrote
Exactly. Apparently they had "wealthy donors," so perhaps those knuckleheads couldn't figure it out for themselves...
Dragonlicker69 t1_iwqy01a wrote
I always think of the Hawthorne study where they were trying to find the most efficient lighting and accidentally discovered that workers are more motivated when their boss talks to them like they're people.
xotyc OP t1_iwqye5e wrote
Holy shit what a revelation?! Sometimes common sense and common decency really is the answer. Who knew?!
Dragonlicker69 t1_iwqyqk5 wrote
Not industrialists apparently. I always keep that in mind to remind myself the people running companies are idiots a lot of the time.
rangeDSP t1_iwr7nye wrote
IIRC the human element wasn't considered much between the 19th / 20th century (after the industrial revolution). Studies were all about making the factory more efficient, they thought that workers wouldn't work much harder even if you treat them well.
Studies like that is what started changing the mindset of factory/business owners.
who_you_are t1_iwr44ah wrote
I don't think the wealthy donors are the one to bash here. They are likely to know about it (and a study will write it down as a proof), they may like funding a type of study, or they are just usually good donators for research.
If they would be one of those Elon, I'm pretty sure it would never been published or we will read a news laughing at Elon for being a donor.
DanHero91 t1_iwqtsde wrote
I'd like to volunteer for a follow up study to prove this.
xotyc OP t1_iwqtw0i wrote
Right? It seems shaky to me. Better expand the N to make absolutely sure.
Amazingawesomator t1_iwr6b6i wrote
N=325,000,000
Perfect.
jayfeather31 t1_iwqs014 wrote
It took them a study to realize that? Oy vey...
masterpupil t1_iwqwea7 wrote
I dont buy it someone send me money
xotyc OP t1_iwqwgpl wrote
Exactly, we need to expand the N here.
mcboogerballs1980 t1_iwqub94 wrote
No shit, getting money makes people happy? Maybe next they can do something to figure out whether or not the sun is hot. The world is waiting with bated breath.
xotyc OP t1_iwquksg wrote
I dunno man, the results here seem shaky... They need more participants in a follow up. I nominate everyone in this sub.
No_Candidate8696 t1_iwqugha wrote
But can it buy them love?
Edit: I'm not sure everyone has heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srwxJUXPHvE&ab_channel=TheBeatlesVEVO
xotyc OP t1_iwquov4 wrote
I believe it's been statistically proven that money cannot, in fact, buy love. But sign me up for the study aimed at giving people money to find out.
TheOwlOnMyPorch t1_iwqwxrp wrote
It bought my dogs, so definitely yes
eighty2angelfan t1_iwqvngu wrote
Money can buy confidence and content for many that recognize it's value. Confidence and contentment are attractive features to a mate. So in a way, yes.
Elmodogg t1_iwrmkpp wrote
Perhaps they ought to have studied how cash transfers from rich to poor can increase the happiness of the rich.
It works that way, too.
See, e.g., Dickens A Christmas Carol.
xotyc OP t1_iwrpqok wrote
Ooo I like this. Follow up study!
Dandibear t1_iwqxph7 wrote
It seems obvious, yes. But studies like this are important to make sure that what we think we're seeing is what we're really seeing, and that there isn't some important nuance being missed.
It's not glamorous, but this kind of research protects the integrity of our scientific knowledge.
DoctaMario t1_iwqy337 wrote
The fuck? They had to study this? Lol
xotyc OP t1_iwqyb91 wrote
Exactly.
db720 t1_iwr2u7c wrote
I'm not sure how true this is. Please can a rich person validate by sending money to me. I accept Venmo and bags of quarters
bad10th t1_iwrbanu wrote
I did a study and found out studies can be manipulated, over-hyped, made up, and here we are.
tinnickels t1_iwsfrmn wrote
This is clearly serious and important research. I mean, they have graphs and everything!
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_iwsgc8f wrote
They really had to do a study to find out people like money?
ThatOneGayDJ t1_iwsiw13 wrote
I think rich people are just so full of themselves that they think since having money doesnt help with all their first world “catastrophes” (spilling a drink, stuck in traffic, package is late, etc.), clearly money doesnt make you happier. They dont have problems money would fix because they have money, so they dont understand how that works.
DigitalSteven1 t1_iwt9qit wrote
Actual onion quality research
frankenmullet22 t1_iwqsdal wrote
The same study proved I enjoy having my genitals played with
jayfeather31 t1_iwqskmk wrote
...TMI.
Nuker-79 t1_iwquq4b wrote
No Shit Sherlock!
DrunkenOlympian t1_iwqvhmp wrote
Well I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!
PoeJam t1_iwr373r wrote
Interesting to note that the control group got happier after the cash receiving group ran out of that money.
xotyc OP t1_iwr3pk4 wrote
Schadenfreude!
BorisPotosme t1_iwr87o7 wrote
Well, so far the cash transfer from poor to rich is making the rich.... richer.
Also, the sun is hot.
moon_then_mars t1_iwrj086 wrote
Attractive people having sex with ugly people can increase happiness of ugly people.
xotyc OP t1_iwrj4cp wrote
We may need a study to prove this one too...
teekayw876 t1_iws1892 wrote
You don't say?
jackofslayers t1_iwsbe24 wrote
While this is super duh. It is legit important to have statistical data to back up obvious ideas.
The fall back of every idiot I have known is “This is obvious, You don’t need proof for obvious things”
Helps to show that even the most obvious shit can be and is backed up.
DeadFyre t1_iwsu7kg wrote
Free money would make me happy too.
Comfortable-Clerk209 t1_iwt32av wrote
How much money was spent on that study? Enough to make a poor person happy, I bet
Unsubstantiated_Fork t1_iwt9za9 wrote
is this the same study that found that money increases a person's happiness up until you receive about $70,000-$80,000 a year and after that point more money does not make a difference?
once a person has some stability built up, a little cushion in the bank, and a comfortable lifestyle, only then can you say, "money doesn't buy happiness."
JethroFire t1_ix1zqye wrote
If I was getting a bunch of money I didn't have to do any work for, I'm sure I'd be happy, too.
boggstown t1_iwqvkbq wrote
The RESET is coming
BathroomCareful23 t1_iwqr6wq wrote
All I can say is "duh"