They call it the iVee. The apple intravenous

Maybe just buy two watches. Those blood sugar monitors are like $4000 each and an apple watch is like $350

You may hate apple, but do you have a founders edition Stadia controller sitting around?

I didn’t realize it worked like that. I (incorrectly) thought it was like a read-only signal on both sides, and doing so destroyed the link

Whether enriching yourself is socially acceptable is irrelevant and juvenile to even ask. The only relevant question is whether its economically viable.

We won’t find any intelligent aliens in the main asteroid belt of our solar system.

Yea, the question sounds like its coming from a middle school child. “Will doing x make me unpopular?”

Technically exchanging sex for rent is prostitution.

My main concern is whether he had any STIs.

Yea, its less rapey than “stuck n fuck”

Yea, where was that bargain when I was in college?? Sex AND lower rent!?

Noise cancelling headphones

All people should be quiet at all times even when alone.

Attractive people having sex with ugly people can increase happiness of ugly people.

Assuming entire races of people cant compete with other races without handouts is what’s racist.

Once affirmative action goes away things will shift back to being based in merit, not on the color of someones skin.

Here's the thing about mental illness causing people to harm others... I don't care that it's not "You in there" doing that shit or not fair or your fault that it's happening to you. Doesn't matter. All that matters is whether you are a threat or are not a threat. If you are a threat, then society can treat you as a threat and doesn't ethically need to consider why you are a threat until you stop yourself or someone stops you. Once you are no longer a threat, society can reflect on it and feel however they want then.

But remember, kids of different races and national origins won't all be worth the same economic value because of our shitty species being what it is.

Some are more like a quarter, some will be a dime or nickel and then you got your pennies.

So if I manage to save 100 children's lives, rather than just getting gratitude, can I now cap and trade that to a company who pollutes a river and get one of those new Ford Bronco's or something?

No, it's your hard earned African children so you can choose how to spend them obviously.

On the bright side, it will now become the newest toilet at Kyoto temple.